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Welcome to the Frequently Asked Questions, or F.A.Q area of the Asylum website, here ( hopefully ) you'll be able to find the answer to any question's you may have pertaining to the Asylum.
Question: How do I join the Asylum?
Answer: You click on the ol' apply button, fill it out... and voila.
Question: When will the applications next open?
Answer: There used to be a very long detailed answer for this, but if you are still asking this question... I may have to kill you.
Question: How long do the applications stay up for?
Answer: See previous question.
Question: What if I miss the application period?
Answer: You won't, trust me.
Question: Can you design me a website and/or make poser imagery for my efed?
Answer: Ah, the million dollar question, well... the current Asylum website was designed by the talented Steve King, who can be reached here. While not really being in on the design side of things ( Despite being a full time web designer, the irony. ) I can, and will create poser imagery and the like, I am however, more than likely going to want a collosal amount of gold lining my pockets in exchange ( Hey, at least i'm honest! ) so, if you're willing to overlook that, I can be reached here.
Question: Can I "borrow" a few images from you're site?
Answer: If you mean borrow as in "can I fucking steal them?" then no, you most certainly can not, if you do however have a legitimate reason to use them ( Perhaps you're making a specially dedicated Asylum news site? I don't know ) then I have been known to be a reasonable guy in letting people use the art, if you do plan however, just to steal the stuff... then i'd advise against it, mainly due to the fact that I shall cometh down on you like a ton of bricks.
Question: Can you help me with *insert problem here*
Answer: To quote the great Steve King from the old tHw days, "If you pay me."
Question: Can you make me *insert thing here*
Answer: Once again delving into Steve's quote library of tHw, "If you pay me."
Question: Is Boris Borst really dead?
Answer: No, he's English... we all have pale skin.
That just about rounds it up I think, if there's a question you have that doesn't happen to be listed above, feel free to email it here and I shall answer/post it here in due time, enjoy the rest of the site, and have a nice day.
- Joe Campbell
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