
the Air Canada Centre, Toronto January 27th 2001
Opening Video
“Carnage Rules
stranded and lonely
all way through town
yeah baby, banging around
pray my murder
pray that I prayed
squash any spider, hanging by a thread.
You cant run, im having too much fun
Listen all you fools
Don’t you know that Carnage Rules?
Told you once I wont tell you twice
Heed my words and pay my price.
All day long, im completely insane
Crashing and bashing, like a hurricane
Cruising on my ride, you better step aside
First on my list
Crushing bugs with my fist.
My brains all red
Hear what I said?
Listen all you fools
Don’t you know that Carnage Rules?”
"Carnage Rules" By Green Jelly"
Main Entry: car·nage
Pronunciation: 'kär-nij
Function: noun
Etymology: French,
from Medieval Latin carnaticum tribute consisting of animals or meat,
from Latin carn-, caro
Date: circa 1656
1: the flesh of slain animals or men
2: great and bloody slaughter (as in
battle)
The words echoed
through the arena as the big screen video package began. Green Jelly’s ‘Carnage
Rules’ played, and the video Began.
“Carnage Rules” The words roared through the arena as clips
of several Asylum fighters bleeding flashed before the eyes of the fans.
“stranded and lonely” Images of Joe wandering the corridors
of past event in fear of Graphic Violence were shown.
“all way through town,yeah baby, banging around” Accompanied
by several shots of the first ever Asylum match.
“pray my murder, pray that I prayed” Joe is shown, sat in
his car screaming as Graphic Violence pours petrol across him.
“squash any spider, hanging by a thread.” The shocking footage
of Joe being thrown 20 feet off the Extended Asylum is shown.
“You cant run, im having too much fun” Several shots of
Graphic Violence smiling sadistically are shown.
“Listen all you fools, Don’t you know that Carnage Rules?”
Again the images begin to flash, From the mystery figure attacking Jon Spratt
with a chainsaw a week ago, To Joe dropping barrels onto Graphic Violence.
“Told you once I wont tell you twice Heed my words and pay
my price.” Several shots of Archangel dismantling Pete Borst and winning the
world title are shown.
“All day long, im completely insane.” Several shots of Kenny
Rock and his ridiculous pranks are shown.
“Crashing and bashing, like a hurricane, Cruising on my
ride, you better step aside” Mikey Riggs is shown several times on his
motorcycle, before some extensive footage of his feud with Silence.
“First on my list,Crushing bugs with my fist.” More shots of
Graphic Violence repeatedly attacking Joe, ring crew, and employees are shown.
“My brains all red, Hear what I said?” Tommy Gunn is now
shown, attacking Graphic Violence several times.
“Listen all you fools, Don’t you know that Carnage Rules?”
Everything goes bright red, as the scene switches from the screen to the Jam
Packed Air Canada Centre, Toronto, the last image on the Big Screen is a blood
splattered Asylum Championship, as “Carnage Rules” continues to play,
commentators Jean Paul Peters and Callous come into view.
Callous – “Welcome to Carnage!”
JPP – “And welcome to ze jammie jam packed Air Canada Centre!”
Callous – “That’s right, a full house of 19, 800 here
tonight, all to watch one thing!”
JPP – “Ze Toronto Raptors?”
Callous – “Yeah, your really funny, Tonight fans, we’ve got
on hell of a show in line for you, With former three time fWo world champion
Jon Spratt going up against Boomer McAugust!”
JPP – “Not to mention ze extremely extreme eight man
elimination match for ze Asylum Sham-Pee-On-Sheep.”
Callous – “Championship you French ass, moving on, We’ll
also see Impetigo take on Hypnosis, as well as a U.K. title Number one
contender match between Reno Davis and Koji Tamura!”
JPP – “And ze eight man match!”
Callous – “As well as a Bone Breaker match between the Irish
Brawler and the Inmate, the T.V. title being on the line, AND an extended
Asylum match between Tommy Gunn and Graphic Violence. What else could we
possibly have!?”
JPP – “Ze eight man match for ze Asylum Sham-Pee-On-Sheep!”
Callous – “And of course if you carry on, Callous knocks the
crap out of a halfwit announcer will be a special matchup here tonight!”
JPP – “Ah, merde”

'The Legend' Jon Spratt Vs Boomer McAugust

“Bombtrack” By Rage against the machine
begins top blasts as the “Legend” Jon spratt appears the 19, 800 in attendance
explode.
Callous – “And as expected, and immense cheer
for their fellow man from Toronto!”
Jon
gets into the cage and simply waits for his opponent Boomer. “Supernova Goes
Pop” by Power Man 5000 blasts as Boomer McAugust walks through the curtain the
fans begin to boo extremely loud him as he jaw jacks with a fan then spits on
them.
JPP - “Deary Deary me, zat is Disgusting!”
Boomer tries to bait the guy but security keeps the man from
jumping the railing. Suddenly as Boomer talks trash to the fan still he gets
hit from behind as Jon got tired of waiting and comes out after Boomer. Jon
with a series of punches until he slams Boomer into the cage and clotheslines
him over into the ring.
Callous – “Very offensive start by the Legend
here”
JPP – “Oui, perhaps ze Legend is’ not too
happy with ze Boomer.”
Boomer manages to get his jacket off finally
as he gets up to his feet. Boomer fights back now with a kick to the gut and a
forearm shot, boomer then slams Jon into the cage and lays a few kicks into him
before lifting him up,Boomer goes to
the top of the cage and drops down with a hurancanrana taking Jon Spratt over.
Boomer goes for some praise but gets booed by the fans.
Callous – “Well, nice move, bad response,
that’ll teach him to spit at the crowd.”
Boomer began to argue with the crowd again,
Jon gets to his feet and plants Boomer with a stiff fisherman’s buster. Jon
then gabs an attendant and whispers into his ear a moment then the attendant
runs to the back.
JPP – “What is’ going on zere?”
Callous – “No idea, but very conspicuous
goings on at ringside here fans.”
Jon turns and pulls up Boomer and then plants him with a DDT as the attendant
returns and the fans erupt as they see he is carrying a barbed wire wrapped
step stool!!!
Callous – “Here we go!”
Jon waves for it and the attendant hands it
to him, but as Jon turns around he gets drop kicked by Boomer and drops the
stool. Boomer with a series of punches as he bully’s a crew worker into handing
him a chair!
JPP – “Zis is getting very violent very fast
non?”
Boomer sizes up Jon and as Jon got up he nailed him bending the seat of the
chair over the head of the Legend. Jon Spratt is busted open as boomer begins
to laugh at him then nails him one more time with the chair.Boomer is loving the fans as the continue to
boo him . Suddenly a soda from the fans hits Boomer and he turns for a moment jaw jacking at the fan in
the front row.
Callous – “If he doesn’t keep his eye on the
match he’s gonna get his ass beat”
With his back turned Jon has gotten up and
grabbed the barbed wire stool as boomer turns around he gets the stool right to
the face then a kick and a front faced stunner. Jon then grinds the barbed wire
into the face of Boomer slicing him open.
Callous – “I can tell you from experience in
total Hardcore wrestling, that hurts.”
Jon then wraps a loose piece of wire around
the skull of Boomer and stomps it into his flesh. Boomer is writhing in pain as
he pulls and tugs at the wire finally getting it free from his flesh and out of
his hair.Jon waits as Boomer gets to
his feet and goes for a running boot but Boomer ducks it and whips the barbed
wire between the legs of Jon then he grabs a hold of both sides and uses the
wire to lift up Jon and suplex him over his head to the mat as the wire is
stuck in the crotch of Jon Spratt.
JPP – “Ouch, ze nutty nuts of ze Spratt must
be Ur’ting now!”
Callous – “Why is it that everything you say
sounds so gay?”
JPP – “Ow Dare you! Ze Jean Paul Peters is not
a sissy queer!”
Boomer proceeds to whip Jon repeatedly with
the whips of Barbed wire.Boomer then tries to tie it around the neck of Spratt
and choke him but Spratt gets his hand between the wire and his throat. Spratt
holds on until Boomer releases the wire
and goes back to using it as a whip. Boomer pulls up Spratt and slams him into
the cage then goes to really nail Jon but Jon with a block of the big right and
a fist to the face of Boomer.
Callous – “Some good exchanges here, what a
brutal start to the night!”
Spratt grabs the wire from boomer drops it
into a pile and then slams Boomer down into the wire face first with a double
underhook piledriver.Jon goes for the
Ledgend Bomb but Boomer manages to avoid it.
JPP – “Zat was almost ze end!”
Boomer is a bloody mess and so is Jon Spratt
as Jon pulls up Boomer only to get taken down by a jaw breaker from
McAugust.Boomer goes for a spinebuster
but Jon turns it into the Ledgend bomb but again Boomer gets out of the
Hangman’s DDT.
Callous – “Spratt is intent on finishing this
one, twice in the last two minutes has he gone for his finisher!”
Boomer and Jon exchange punches for a little
while then Boomer with the block and a falling kick to the groin that bends Jon
over Boomer then plants him with a piledriver before going to grab the stool.
Suddenly “ One Step Closer” by Linkin Park begins to play but nothing happens.
Callous – “You know somethings going down
when someone else’s music starts playing in the middle of your match.
Boomer was looking at the entrance when
suddenly a soda hits him from behind again. Boomer turns to yell at the same fan who hit him earlier and
instead is staring at 6’5 333lbs of KillJoy the Asylum reporter.
Callous – “Jesus, for a reporter, that guys
massive!”
Boomer seems stunned a second at the size of
the Column writer when suddenly Killjoy takes a lightbulb from behind his back
and shatters it over the forehead of Boomer.
JPP – “Sacre Bleu!”
Callous – “What?”
JPP – “No matter”
Boomer staggers back into Jon Spratt who
spins him around and executes the “Ledgend “Bomb on the barbed wire Stool.
Smashing the stool to pieces.
JPP – “Game over.”
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10!
Boomer is declared unconscious by the referee
on 14:35, however the match isn’t over, as Suddenly, a figure once again runs
from the isle, wielding an AXE!
JPP – “What now?”
The figure rushes the ring, swinging the Axe,
and narrowly missing Spratt’s head, with another swing, the Axe catrches
Spratt’s shoulder, slicing a small, yet large enough chunk out of it, the Axe
then lodges in the rim of the Asylum. As Spratt rushes the figure, and the two
fight to the back.
Callous – “Well, you know someone’s
certifiably insane when they attack you with an Axe!”
JPP – Oui! But Ze Spratt has taken Ze Win!
A ring crew worker removes the axe from the rim,
as Carnage goes to commercial.

Hypnosis Vs Impetigo

Callous – “Were back, and straight onto the
Hypnosis/Impetigo match!”
“Infest” by Papa Roach begins to play as
Impetigo makes his way out through the curtain. He walks slowly towards the
ring as fans seem disgusted by his appearance, but cheer him on.
JPP – “Well, ze’re is ze dirtest bastard I
av’e ever seen!”
Callous – “Appearance count for nothing in
the Asylum though, he’s one tough man!”
JPP – “Speaking of Appearance, what about Ze
Nerva? Mmmmmm, Ze Jean-Paul would like to Giv er on…”
Callous – “The match Jean….the match.”
“Gunman 98” by Lockdown 187 blasts as Hypnosis hits the ring quickly jumping on
the top of the cage and spearing the unaware Impetigo.Hypnosis then continues to maul Impetigo as
the ring crew appears from the back with the setup for a hypnotic Death match!!
Callous – “Two matches, and by the looks of
things, two VIOLENT matches, as the ring crew appear to be setting up a
Hypnotic Death match!”
Hypnosis sees the glass and smiles as they
brawl, Impetigo with a low blow then a release belly to belly overhead which
tosses Hypnosis out of the ring. The two men proceed to fight into the crowd.
JPP – “Hmmm, Ze crowd….Ze Jean Paul would not
be seen brawling amongst ze’se filthy peasants!”
Callous – “I hope they hear you, you know?”
Both men brawl around as the fans begin to
scatter out of their path. Hypnosis is grabbing chairs from fans and continue
to throw them at impetigo as he tries to avoid them. Impetigo then lashes back
with a kick to the gut and a stunner type move onto one of the fan’s chairs.
Callous – “Nice move by Impetigo”
JPP – “Ze filthy Peasant zat e’ is!”
Impetigo then takes a few steps and as
Hypnosis gets up he gets laid out by a running body splash by impetigo. Impetigo
then gets on top of a chair and hits a frogsplash elbow on top of Hypnosis.
Callous – “Another awesome display by
Impetigo”
Impetigo is getting into it as the fans
scatter as he gabs another chair and nails Hypnosis splitting him open. Hypnosis is done and gets up slowly as the
blood begins to trickle down his face.
Callous – “Ouch, zere is ze blood for ze
second time tonight!”
Impetigo lines him up for one knockout shot
with the chair but he swings and misses overextending leaves Hypnosis open to
grab him and belly to back drop him to the concrete floor. Hypnosis grabs a
fans chair and puts the arm of impetigo into it then stomps it flat as Impetigo
grabs his arm yelling in pain.
Callous – “Impetigo was good early on, but
Hypnosis is dominating now”
Hypnosis pulls up his man and throws him
towards the back and into a table full of Asylum Tshirts. Hypnosis begins to
bleed heavily as his blood is dripped on the shirts as he bounces the skull of
Impetigo on to the table.
JPP – “Argh, ze’y are dirtying ze precious
shirts!”
Hypnosis then hits a sharp DDT on Impetigo and goes into the back behind a
curtain suddenly he reappears with a 10 foot aluminum ladder.
Callous – “Uh-oh, things are about to pick
up”
Hypnosis takes a few steps up on the ladder
and drags impetigo with him, Hypnosis goes about ľ of the way up as impetigo is standing on the 5th
rung. Suddenly Hypnosis lunges off with a flipping neckbreaker that sends both
men smashing through the T-Shirt table.
Callous – “Holy Shit!”
JPP – “Jean Paul seconds zat!”
The crowd erupts into a Holy SHIT Chant as
the two men lay there.
Callous – “Well, neither man moving, but as
is to be expected”
Finally Hypnosis begins to move slowly as he
gets to his feet he grabs the ladder and heads back towards the cage. Hypnosis
is a bloody mess as he sets up the ladder and climbs it playing up to the fans
a bit.
Callous – “Well, that could be a somewhat
foolish way to get the fans behind him”
Impetigo makes his way slowly through the fans as he has begun to
bleed form the back of his head. Hypnosis launches himself from the ladder with
a twisting body attack that takes down Impetigo right next to the glass and
tacks.
Callous – “Jeez, that was close”
Hypnosis wipes the blood from his face and gets to his feet he
pulls up impetigo and sets him up for a powerbomb through the glass but
impetigo slides down landing in front of Hypnosis and fires off quick punches
to his face.
JPP – “I think we are close to ze end ere’,
each man is trying to finish ze other off.”
Impetigo with a kick to the gut and a clutch
suplex that lands Hypnosis up against the ladder. Both men are spent as the blood flows badly from both of their
heads. Impetigo gets up first and climbs the
set up Ladder then he gets to
the top grabs the ladder and jumps off pulling the ladder with him and slamming
it down on Hypnosis.
Callous – “I don’t know what Joe thinks, but
at this rate his shows going to be banned from T.V. by the time this PPV is
over.”
Impetigo then climbs on the top of the cage and sets up the ladder,
as Hypnosis gets up and leans on the ladder for support impetigo drops off
slamming the ladder into the skull of Hypnosis sending him crashing to the
mat. Impetigo sets up for the Filth
Drop and hits it planting Hypnosis but
he missed the Glass.
JPP – “ZE MORONS, WHY CAN ZEY NOT HIT ZE
GLASS??? ARE ZEY STUPID!”
Callous – “Heh, not bored are we Jean? As im
sure Joe’s got about 20 other commentators lines up that are twice as good as
you.”
JPP – “Non, I was jus….jus cheering zem’ on
non? Go…you…you morons!”
Impetigo pulls up a bloodied Hypnosis and
sets him on the glass Impetigo climbs up on the now setup ladder and is about
to leap when Hypnosis rolls off the glass and jumps up on the ladder hammering
away at Impetigo. Suddenly from the crowd
Deicide appears and as the two men
brawl he pushes over the ladder and sends both men falling , Impetigo
lands on the hard wood, Byt Hypnosis falls dead center and through the glass
into the pit of tacks. Both men are cut open badly as the blood begins to really
flow. Hypnosis manages to sit up and his back is coated in tacks and they are
embedded in the back of his skull as Impetigo slowly rolls off the wood and
crawls to the back. Deicide laughs before making an exit through the crowd.
Callous – “So, after a disturbing and
controversial ending, Impetigo wins via an assist from Deicide!”
JPP – “Oui, and we wil be back, after ze
break!”

Reno Davis Vs Koji Tamura

“Give
it Up” by The Goodmen popped over the arena as the fans gave a good
reaction to Reno Davis and ZaC made their appearance at the entrance ramp.
Reno seemed more focused than ever as he gave a quick wave and took off for
the Asylum.
Callous
– “Were Back, and have we got a good match coming up!”
“Staring At The Sun” by The Offspring blared over the speakers as Koji
Tamura appeared at the top of the entrance and immediately took off for Reno
who wasn't yet into the Asylum. Reno barely made it inside before Koji
pounced onto his and began to bash Reno's head into the ground. Reno got up
quickly and recieved a spinning crescent kick to the side of the head, the
blow made him wobble to side allowing Koji to lock on a hook headlock
followed by a nice knee to the forehead that sent the red head down.
JPP
– “Looks like ze’se two cant wait to tear each other apart!”
Reno
got to his knees and was locked into a Crucifix arm bar with an added neck
submission. Koji held it for a few moments and turned it into a single arm
wrench and smiled as Reno yelped in pain.
Callous
– “Reno clearly in some pain there”
Reno raised back to his feet and was immediately locked into a standing
head scissors, then lifted into a Canadian Back Breaker. Koji jumped 4 times
before releasing the hold dropping Reno face first into the mat.
JPP
– “I don’t mean to be how you say…a pain in ze arse…But Reno is getting his
butty but cheekies whipped!”
Callous
– “Joe’s gonna fire you.”
JPP
– “Why?”
Callous
– “Butty but Cheekies?”
JPP
– “O, I see”
Reno
again got up, this time he was rather slow though. Koji delivered a few cocky
kicks before giving a Suplex Powerslam onto the barricade to Reno. Koji fell
away holding his chest a little but didn't leave his feet. Reno rested on
the barricade for a moment before flipping himself inward so he landed on
his feet with his back to Koji.
Callous
– “Wow”
Koji snapped on a release german suplex causing Reno to fall on his upper
chest. As Reno gasped for air, Koji locked on a Butterfly Leg Lock, rolled
back, hooked the leg and then nipped himself back up to a standing position.
He wrenched at Reno's knee while also pulling his arms back and forcing his
neck forward.
JPP
– “Agony for ze Reno Davis ere’”
Reno
refused to give and used his only usable limb to knee, Koji in the tailbone.
The lock was released and Reno got up. He delivered a high angle back drop
followed by the Goku-Raku Stretch. Koji pried his arms apart but Reno released
and locked on a neck wrench guillotine.
Callous
– “Technical match this one”
The move was released when Koji smashed his knuckle into Reno's chest and
reversed into an Arm Drag With A Leg Throw that sent Reno springing into the
mesh. Koji dropkicked Reno back into the cage mesh and then began to press
Reno'sface into the mesh. Reno struggled to power out but his body had taken so
much damage that he could barely stand. Koji rolled backwards onto his feet and
then charged forward once more, dropkicking Reno's face into the mesh again.
Koji raised Reno to his feet and took his out with a powerful Superkick that
sent Reno into the barrier. He bounced back was was spun into a simple
hammerlock followed by a reserse DDT. Reno managed to move his arm and
not break it however he landed awkwardly on his shoulder.
Callous
– “May have done some severe damage to his shoulder there!”
Reno tried to roll away but Koji hit a Stretch Plum Suplex and tried to
roll it into an Ankle Lock but Reno kicked him in the nose, sending blood
everywhere. Reno raised slowly, but faster than Koji. Reno kicked Koji in
the gut and hit his "Fall From Grace Slam" and then
locked on The Straightjacket.
JPP
– “Eet is over!”
Callous
– “What he’s trying to say it, its over with.”
The ref got close to Koji and asked him repeatedly if he wanted to give,
but to no avail. Koji refused as he clenched his fists and tried to break
the uncanny hold. Reno then rolled back and bent Koji's neck forward as it
bashed against the mat. This move would be considered a pin if it was a
normal match in a normal ring, but not in Asylum. Reno yelled at Koji to
give but Koji shook it off and contnued to struggle until finally, he passed
out.
The ref called for the match to end immediately at 20:12. Reno released
the move a few seconds later and got up, somwhat dissapointed in how he got
the win, But he accepted it and as Give It Up by The Goodmen played once
more, ZaC leaped into Reno's arms and the crowd went nuts.
Callous
– “Reno wins, maning he’ll get a shot at the UK title next Sunday!”
JPP – “Oui, but what iz e’ doing with zat filthy
monkey rat crawling on his head?”

Bone Breaker Match the Irish Brawler Vs the Inmate

As
Reno and Zac left the ringside, the next match got underway. Silence filled the
arena as the crowd makes very little noise until The Irish Brawler slowly
walked out and the crowd errupted into cheers.
Callous
– “This one has the potential to turn nasty, in fact, it will, as the loser of
this match will be the first to receive a broken bone, which in essence means
that there will be a casualty at the end of this one!”
“Disposable
teens” by Marilyn Manson played as The Inmate arrives at the top of the ramp
without Nurse and reactions turned to boos. He payed no attention to
them,pointed at The Irish Brawler and said something that couldn't be made out.
Signs filled the arena as Inmate raised one hand and waved on his way to the
ring,still keeping as much focus as he could. He entered the ring as the crowd
slowly died down.
JPP
– “Ere we go”
The two men circled each other, slowly closing in. The Brawler moved first
with a boot to the stomache and a snapmare suplex followed by kick to the
back of the neck that missed. Inmate took out Brawler's legs and flipped on
a Rear Naked Choke Lock. It was broken after 13 seconds when Brawler gave
Inmate an eyegouge. They both got up at the same time but Brawler lunged at
Inmate's neck and smashed it against the barrier.
Callous
– “That’s not a good sign for Inmate, who’s got an injured Collar bone”
He
pressed hard until giving up, raising Inmate upright, Brawler then grabed
Inmate's hair and leaped out of the Asylum in an attempt to break his neck. But
Inmate saw it
comming and flipped over with Brawler. The two climbed back into the ring,
Inmate ducked a clothesline and tackled Brawler. He then tried to hook his
Single Leg Crab but was thwarted with a kick to the head.
Callous
– “Almost”
Inmate got up but was hooked into a DDT headlock. His punches weren't
strong enough to break the neck straining move. Inmate then lifted Brawler
into the air and fell backwards, seeming to break Brawler's neck.
Callous
– “Did you hear that snap? That could be Brawlers neck!”
The ref tended to him but called for the
match to resume. Brawler barely got to his
feet and was decked by Inmate's knee to his adam's apple that sent him to
the ground gagging. Inmate immediately locked on an ankle lock and even
pried Brawler's ankle against the barricade. After no avail, Inmate slapped
on a quick knee splice lock but released it after 16 seconds.
JPP
– “Ze inmate clearly going for ze leg ere’”
Brawler raised with a desperation low blow followed by an Irish Neck
Breaker, that didn't quite work out as Inmate landed on his back. The Irish
Brawler picked up Inmate, slammed his head against the barricade and began
to press until Inmate broke it. But Brawler speared Inmate from behind and
locked on his trademark submission:"Technically Sound".
Callous
– “That’s it, he WILL break Inmate’s neck with this if Inmate wont give up!”
He began to pull back, about to break Inmates neck until out of nowhere,
Inmate reached back and pried at one of the Brawler's fingers and broke it.
The
bone popped out and the ref noticed it as Brawler broke the hold and
backed away. The ref signalled for the match to end with Inmate winning at a
premature 15:24.
Callous
– “Hate to say this, as a win’s a win, but he sure took the cheap way out
there.”
JPP
– “Oui Callous, but e’ won, perhaps if you ad’ more of ze brains, you wouldn’t
be retired now, hmm?”
Callous
– “Perhaps if you don’t keep your mouth shut, you’ll be retired from doing
anything, permanently.”
JPP
– “Merde, we will be back after ze commercial.”
Callous
– “Yeah, SOME of us might be”

T.V. Championship Griff Truxell(c) Vs Kenny Rock

JPP
– “Were back, and I am still alive, wooooo!”
Callous
– “Keep it up and you wont be for much longer, anyway, here’s the TV title
match!
Kenny
Rock vs Griff Truxell. Kenny Rock won the right to be called the number one
contender to Griff's TV Title. Tonight is his chance to show the world if he
can be the
man to take that title from him. 'Basketcase' by Green Day blares over the P.A.
system and Kenny Rock begins to make his way down to the Asylum ring. He comes
out from behind the curtain, waiving his hand to the crowd. The fans don't show
any interest in him, but Kenny appears really excited to be in his first Asylum
PPV event. Kenny gets into the ring, starts to do some stretches and hops
around for a few minutes to loosen up.
Callous
– “Not taking anything away from Kenny R, but Griff’s going to kill him here!”
BOOM! Fireworks blare through the arena.
'Wake Up' by Rage Against the Machine plays as the Asylum TV Champion makes
his way out from the backstage area. He stands at the top of the entrance ramp
with the title around his waist. Determination his written all over his face.
He just stares at the new number one contender as he walks down the ramp. Griff
gets into the ring, removes the title from around his waist and lifts it into
the air as he lets out a monstrous yell. He hands the belt to the ref who holds
it above his head to signify that this is indeed a title match. The ref calls
for the bell…
Ding, Ding, Ding. The war is about to begin.
JPP
– “I am not a sceptic as you know, But ze Kenny rock is going to get his Buttie
cheeks whipped.”
Callous
– “If you say buttie one more time, I’ll punch you.”
Kenny Rock runs right at Griff but instead of getting off an offensive move
Griff merely side steps Kenny and then punches him right in the back of the
head. Kenny staggers a bit, turns around, but he is taken down to the mat
with a vicious spear from Griff. Griff begins to punch at Kenny Rocks ribs,
but Kenny flips Griff over onto his back and begins to get some rights and
lefts in of his own. Kenny gets one good shot in on Griff that waters up his
eyes. Kenny lifts Griff up and rams his head into the steel railing. Griff is
wiping his eyes, and Kenny rams his head into the railing once again.
Callous
– “Surprisingly, what a start by Kenny Rock!”
Griff
stumbles back into Kenny, and Kenny drops him with a back body drop. Griff is
down, and Kenny climbs up on the railing. Dangerous move because if Kenny
falls backwards and out of the Asylum, he loses the match. Kenny keeps his
balance however and leaps off with a flying elbow. Griff, now with is perfect
vision restored, moves out of the way.
JPP
– “Could be ze turning point”
Kenny
misses and his elbow crashes hard into the mat. Immediately Kenny clutches his
elbow and yells in pain. Griff is up to his feet and lifts Kenny up. Griff
grabs a hold of Kenny's newly injured right arm. Griff has a firm grip around
Kenny's wrist. Griff bends Kenny's arm and then yanks it downward sending Kenny
down to the mat.
Callous
– “Truxell now showing he’s firmly in command”
Griff, still holding on to that wrist, helps Kenny up again. But Kenny goes
right back down as Griff yanks at the elbow once again. Griff begins to lift
Kenny up for a third time, but Kenny kicks Griff between the legs and Griff
falls down. Kenny rolls off to the side to take a quick break. Kenny begins
to make his way over to Griff, shaking his arm out on the way. You can tell
that his right elbow is hurting him by the facial expressions he's making.
Callous
– “Kenny’s arm looks to be troubling him, and rightly so”
Kenny mounts Griff and applies a camel clutch submission move. The ref is
down in Griff's face asking if he'd like to give up. Griff shakes his head no
as he gets to one knee. Griff gets on both knees, then slowly both feet and
stands up with Kenny still on his back. Griff falls backwards, both men are
down. The ref counts…
1…
2…
3…
4…
Callous
– “Nope, neither man going to get a draw here”
Griff begins to roll on his stomach. He places both hands on the mat and begins
to push himself up. By the count of six Griff makes it to his feet and he
begins to kick the rib area of Kenny Rock. The TV Champ lifts Kenny up back the
back of his pants. Griff then throws Kenny head first into the steel mesh.
Griff turns to the crowd and makes a face as if Kenny was wasting his time.
JPP
– “e’ even as’ ze time to mock ze Kenny, Huah Huah!”
Meanwhile
Kenny staggers up to his feet and opens the entrance/exit door of the Asylum
attempting to leave. Griff turns around and runs at Kenny who appears to be
calling it quits. Griff runs up from behind and hits Kenny in the back with a
forearm. Griff then sets Kenny up for an irish whip into the guardrail, Kenny
reverses it however and sends Griff into the railing instead. Kenny leans over
to the announcer's table and grabs a chair.
JPP
– “Oi, Zat is ze chair for ze Joe!”
Callous
– “Right, that was scheduled to be Joe’s chair for later tonight, but not
anymore!”
He then runs back at Griff and swings. Griff ducks, kicks Kenny in the stomach
and then picks up the chair. Griff swings now at Kenny. Kenny ducks and kicks
Griff in the stomach, then follows it up quickly with a DDT.Kenny oddly climbs
out of the ring, and onto the announce table!
Callous
– “Well, technically he aint touching the floor!”
Kennylearing the monitors off the announcer's table. Kenny helps Griff up to
his feet and throws him onto the table.
JPP
– “NO!~! Ze precious table!”
Both
Kenny and Griff are now on top of the table. Kenny sets Griff up for
apiledriver, and sends Griff's head crashing down onto the table. The table
however is unforgiving as it doesn't break, making the move cause more damage.
Kenny picks up Griff, and rolls him back over the mesh into the ring.
However
things changed quickly from there on in.
Kenny
climbed back to the ring, Griff quickly wraps his arm around Kenny's neck.
Griff drops hitting a very hard reverse DDT onto the mat. Kenny grabs the back
of his head immediately. Griff is slow to get up but is now on the offensive.
Griff brings Kenny up to his feet and places his head between his legs. Griff
lifts him up into a powerbomb move and begins to run. Griff runs forward, the
suddenly throws Kenny down off his shoulders and onto the rim of the Asylum,
Kenny’s feet hook on and he hangs almost out. The crowd chants "holy shit,
holy shit" as Kenny hangs, some blood trickling from his mouth.
Callous
– “Could all be over now”
Griff
takes the earlier brought chair into his hands, and picks Kenny up as oppose to
ousting him.Griff begins to throw hard rights into Kenny's chin. After about
the fifth right hand, Kenny drops but doesn't stay down. Kenny uses Griff to
pull himself up.
Kenny leans back though, pulling the tights of Griff and sending him flying
face first into the steel railing.
JPP
– “Zis is getting nasty too, perhaps we should call this ‘Nasty T.V.’”
Callous
– “Erm, no”
Griff's
neck snaps back awkwardly, which receives some "ooo's" from the
crowd. The ref checks on Griff, and he's still very much in this match. The ref
informs Kenny that Griff is not KO'd. Kenny is upset and argues with the ref.
He picks up the chair and sets it up in the middle of the right. Kenny lifts
Griff to his feet and sets him up for a
suplex. Griff blocks it. Again Kenny tries for the suplex and Griff blocks it.
This time Griff lifts Kenny up in the air for a suplex. But instead of falling
on his back, Griff falls on his stomach. Making Kenny fall face first onto the
chair.
Callous
– “That SHOULD be it”
Kenny
is now busted wide open and is barely moving. Griff is quick to his feet and
tells the crowd this one is over. Griff lifts Kenny's limp body up and hits a
piston DDT. The ref is checking on Kenny, he's not responding. The ref calls
for the bell and gives the TV Title back to Griff as he has won this battle by
way of knock out. Griff was pushed to the limit by the cocky rookie, but
tonight was not Kenny Rocks night as Griff Truxell is still the Asylum TV
Champion.
JPP
– “Well, ze’re you av’e it, ze JPP was right once again!”
Callous
– “True, but that was way closer than I anticipated, and for that, Kenny Rock
Deserves credit!”

Extended Asylum Graphic Violence Vs Tommy Gunn

Suddenly
red strobe light flickered in the rafters, the extended Asylum began to lower!
Callous
– “This is it, the extended Asylum match”
“I
Dissapear” by Metallica played, and the crowd erupted, expecting president,
Joe, to be the guest referee, things however died down, as a woman appeared at
the top of the ramp, tears flowing down her cheeks, and mic in hand.
Callous
– “For those of you whom are unaware, that’s Joe’s wife, Michelle.”
Michelle
played the mic to her lips.
Michelle
– “Ladies and Gentlemen, im here tonight, to sadly announce…that Joe wont be
here to participate as the guest referee tonight.”
Callous
– “Well, we assume that means that Joe isn’t out of hospital yet”
Michelle
– “You see, well…its been kept from the news reporters, even the staff, But
Joe…”
Tears
rolled down Michelle’s cheeks.
Michelle
– “Joe’s in a coma”
Callous
– “God, I had no idea.”
JPP
– “Zis is bad”
Michelle
– “He’s been in a coma….since last Sunday night, Its been kept a secret, as I
know, that he wouldn’t want to let his own personal health effect the Pay Per
View, for all those who expected to see him, and those who didn’t know, im deeply
sorry, but Joe wont be here tonight.”
With
that, Michelle left the ring, and the steel crashed, as the extended Asylum met
to Normal Asylum, and the ring crew came down to the ring, one with a padlock
and chain in hand.
Callous
– “Well…I must say, this certainly gives Graphic Violence more of a chance in
taking this match, However our deepest sympathies go out to Joe and his family
at this time.
“Tommy
Gun” by The Clash played and the crowd hit fever pitch as the figure of Tommy
Gunn stormed through the curtains, clutching a lead pipe in his hand he walked
with determination down to the ring as the crowd continued to go wild, he
entered through the extended cage door, and waited, “Last Resort” by Papa Roach
played, and the crowd erupted with boos, Graphic Violence stood, atop of the
ramp, clutching in one hand a baseball bat, and the other, a can of petrol, he
held the petrol aloft, and smiled.
Callous
– “I don’t like the look of that”
JPP
– “Ze petrol, or ze graphic Violence?”
Callous
– “Both”
Graphic
Violence walked calmly to the ring, before stepping in through the door, the
atmosphere was that of which you could cut with a knife, As Graphic Violence
stared at Gunn, who stared past GV at the referee’s who placed the chain
through the door, and padlocked it shut, the bell rang, as GV set down the
petrol, and clutched the Bat, Gunn did the same, both men paused, before each
letting out a roar and running at each other.
Callous
– “Its on!!!”
GV
tightened his grasp on the bat, as Gunn tightened his Grip on the lead pipe, GV
began to swing back the bat, But strangely, Gunn smiled, picking up speed and
dropping the lead pipe, he began to lower himself, and…
Callous
– “Gunnshot! Gunnshot! Holy shit….he hit it already!”
Tommy
speared GV back with the Gunn shot, both men tumbled into the mesh, where
fierce firsts were exchanged, First Gunn with rights and lefts, until GV
rolled, taking down Gunn and striking back with rights and lefts of his own.
JPP
– “What a start, non?”
The
brawl went on, Gunn and GV refusing to stop hitting each other, GV suddenly
reached out, grabbing the nearest item, the can or petrol, swinging it, and
connecting with the side of Tommy Gunn’s head with a large thud.
Callous
– “God, did you hear that?”
GV
gained composure, dropping the Can, and picking up the Baseball bat, Gunn got
to his feet, but would doubled over by a swift and calculated ribshot by GV
with the bat, Gunn was on his knees, as GV struck him across the upper back,
before sitting on his back, and using the bat to apply a camel clutch across
Gunn’s throat.
JPP
– “Zis is relentless”
Callous
– “Look at Gunn’s face”
Tommy
Gunn was almost blue as the air supply was cut off, he spat several amounts of
white flem onto the mat, indicating that he was choking, before GV released the
lock, and began to kick Gunn in the ribs, GV picked up Gunn, and threw him head
and neck first into the mesh. Gunn lay Motionless, GV picked up the lead pipe,
Gunn was in a slumped position against the mesh, as GV approached with the lead
pipe, Gunn saw him, and struck out…
Callous
– “Low, blow…C’mon Gunn, this is your chance!”
Gunn
low blowed GV, who swayed back, Gunn was still down, as GV recovered, Only to
receive another low blow.
Callous
– “Get up Gunn….GET UP!”
Gunn
finally got to his feet, as GV, whom had dropped the pipe ran at him, GV leapt,
but was caught by Gunn in mid air…
JPP
– “StunGunn! StunGunn into ze Mesh!”
GV
hit the mesh, as both he and Gunn fell flat out. The referee began a count
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Callous
– “Man, this could be it already”
JPP
– “No, both men are getting to ze’re feet!”
Gunn
and GV swayed up, with GV getting up first miraculously, he stumbled towards
Gunn, who instinctively kicked him in the gut, and slammed his head against the
mesh! Gunn walked over to the Can of Petrol, picking it up, and swinging it
with Malice.
Callous
– “Bam, what a shot by Gunn!”
The
petrol can cracked GV in the head, sandwiching his skull between Can and Mesh,
with a resounding clash of Steel, GV’s head showered with blood, which seeped
from his ear onto the mat, Gunn fell back as the referee’s on the outside began
to make the count.
1
2
3
4
Callous
– “Gunn’s getting up! GV isn’t moving.!”
5
6
7
8
9….
Callous
– “Shit….No….Look out Gunn!”
JPP
– “GV is up!”
GV
stood, wiping the blood from his ear and face, as Gunn ran at him again,
landing a shot to the knee with the lead pipe.
Callous
– “Good plan, if GV cant stand, he cant make the count.”
Suddenly,
the arena erupted, a now familiar face walked down to the ring. Chain cutters
in hand.
JPP
– “Michelle Campbell! Its Joe’s wife? What iz’ she doing ere’?”
Michelle
walked down to the ring, as the referee’s attempted to get in her way, she
clocked one of them with the chain cutters, sending him down! The others backed
off, as she approached the door, and using the chain cutters, cut the lock,
allowing the door to open!
Callous
– “She opened the door, and now she’s gone, where’s Gunn going?”
Tommy
Gunn walked sorely towards the door, before opening it and clambering out, and
over to the announce table, where he picked up a chair, GV, almost machine like
had began to crawl down to the door, and head his head half way out of the
door, when Gunn swung the chair.
Callous
– “Holy Shit!”
GV’s
head was crushed by the door, as he rolled and lay motionless in the Asylum,
Gunn reached in, grabbing GV’s leg, and pulling it through the door, he then
closed the door as far as possible around GV’s knee, CRACK! Gunn smashed the
chair into the door, crushing GV’s leg.
JPP
– “E’ is going to break GV’s leg.”
Callous
– “Owwww, and theres another shot, Jesus! Another one, and another!”
Gunn
repeatedly bashed the chair into the door, crushing GV’s knee, Gunn stopped,
slamming the chair to the ground and climbing back in, before grabbing the can
of petrol, and exiting again…
Callous
– “What the Hell? Gunn’s climbing the Extended Asylum with the petrol in hand!”
JPP
– “Oui, but does e’ realise zat it is leaking?”
Callous
– “I hope so”
Gunn
climbed, as the petrol leaked from the open can, dousing his feet, and all of
the mesh below him, slowly, GV began to move at the bottom of the Asylum.
Callous
– “Whatever your gonna do Gunn, do is fast!”
Gunn
continued his ascent, as GV pulled his leg tentatively from the door, before
grabbing the mesh inside, attempting to pull himself to his feet!
Callous
– “Hurry Gunn!”
JPP
– “E’s about 5 feet away from ze top, but look, GV is almost on his feet!”
Gunn
suddenly slipped, as simeltaniously, GV lost the support of his right knee,
which had been heavily damaged, as Gunn hung precariously by on hand, 15 feet
in the air.
Callous
– “If Gunn falls wrong here folks, it could well be the end of his career.”
JPP
– “Oui, and if GV catches im’ it could be ze end of his career too!”
Gunn
managed to throw the petrol overhand, onto the top of the structue, enabling
him to use his other hand to climb, however as he threw the can, the petrol
leaked more, going into his eyes, and seemingly blinding him temporarily. Gunn
found a restpoint, and wiped his eyes frantically, as GV once again began to
get to his feet.
Callous
– “Something’s wrong here Jean.”
Suddenly,
GV struggled, using the mesh to get to his feet…
JPP
– “Graphic Violence iz’ standing!”
Callous
– “Whats he doing with the lead pipe?”
GV
picked up the lead pipe, hobbling across the ring, he then looked up at Gunn,
who looked down at him, a Disturbing smile came Across GV’s face. CHINK! GV
smashed the mesh with the lead pipe, Suddenly a look of realisation and fear
came across Gunn’s face, and he frantically scrambled, trying to clamber the
last 5 feet up the structure.
CHINK.
The
sound echoed around the arena.
JPP
– “What is zat moron doing?”
GV
swung one last time. Just as Callous spoke.
Callous
– “Oh……FUCK!”
GV
struck the mesh with the pipe, and almost in slow motion, the following events
occurred. KABOOM! The bottom of the Asylum exploded in flames, GV stood back,
holding his hand over his eyes due to the brightness. Gunn was now panic
stricken, and clambered frantically up the Asylum, reaching the top, and
beginning to run as the fire rushed behind him.
Callous
– “His…Fucking….foot…is…on….FIRE!”
Gunn’s
foot set alight, the crowd gasped as he ran frantically, trying to put out the
flames, in one moment of madness though, the 19, 800 in attendace were
silenced.
Callous
– “FUCK!”
JPP
– “Move out of ze way fool!”
Tommy
Gunn flew off the side of the 20 feet structure, feet still ablaze, he landed
onto the announce table, shattering it into pieces.
Callous
– “He’s dead”
Several
moments passed, as the crowd stood silent, trying to catch a glimpse of Gunn,
who lay amongst the table motionless, GV began to limp towards the door, before
limping around to the table.
Callous
– “You sick fuck!”
The
crowd erupted, Callous leapt on GV, and the two began to brawl, Security ran
down, and dragged callous away, kicking and screaming.
JPP
– “Erm, Hello Mr.Violence….do you like ze weather today?”
GV
snarled at JPP, who merely backed off, as GV smiled, and looked to the ceiling
as something began to lower…
A
noose.
The
noose lowered as the crowd gasped once more, it landed beside GV who slackened
it, before lowering it down, around Gunn’s neck. With his thumb, GV motioned
‘UP’ the noose lifted, and Gunn went with it! Gunn places his fingers inside,
desperately trying to get his head loose, he reached half way up the side of
the structure, as he reached the top, Tommy saved his own life. He touched the
edge of the structure with his feet, and grabbed the noose.
JPP
– “Gunn is free!”
Gunn
free’d himself from the noose, falling back, desperately gasping and taking in
air. GV looked angry, but once again smiled, and began to scale the Structure.
JPP
– “Erm…Callous is gone Laydeez and Gentlemon, so what can ah’ say about zis
moment….Buttie But cheekies, non….erm….FUCK!”
GV
reached the top, as Gunn saw him, slowly crawling away…GV picked up Gunn, But out
of nowhere.
JPP
– “Ze Recoil!”
Gunn
grabbed GV’s head, hitting him with the Recoil, the mesh below slowly began to
tear, as the camera got a close up of Gunn’s charred legs, and GV’s brutalised
face. Neither man moved for several minutes, as the mesh below them creaked, as
suddenly, GV rose in a moment of fury, underhooking Gunn’s arms.
JPP
– “Fuck?”
Tiger
Driver.
Throught
the mesh.
Silence.
Both
men went through, falling 15 feet to the inside of the Asylum.
JPP
– “Fuck, really zis time, I mean it!”
Both
men lay, completely motionless, as the referee remaining stood in shock, not
even counting, several minutes passed, neither man showing signs of life, each
man’s blood stained the mat. As something happened which made the crowd erupt.
JPP
– “Ze Tommy Gunn! Ze Tommy Gunn is moving!”
Tommy
Gunn began to move, while GV still lay motionless. Gunn got to a pressup
position, then his knee’s then one Knee…then…
JPP
– “Gunn is on iz’ feet!!!”
Tommy
Gunn stood, almost in a standing coma as he swayed back and forth, resting
finally on the mesh.
“Big
Gun” by AC/DC played.
JPP
– “Wot?”
A
man of huge figure stepped through the curtains, accompanied by and old man.
JPP
– “Wait a Minute…I know them…zat’s….zat’s…”
The
huge man made his way to the Asylum, as Gunn spun, and a look of a thousand
emotions came across his face…
JPP
– “Zat’s JOSEPH and JOEY GUNN!”
Joey
Gunn walked down to the Asylum before entering and approaching Tommy Gunn,
Tommy looked deep into his eyes as the atmosphere reached fever pitch.
JPP
– “Wot ze ell’?”
Joey
kicked Tommy in the ribs, his own brother, Joey then picked Gunn up, and shook
him vigorously with the torture rack he calls the Gunn Rack!
JPP
– “What ze feck iz e doing?”
Joseph
barked commands at Joey, who continued to shake Gunn, before throwing him to
the matt. And picking up again.
JPP
– “Ze Chokeslam!”
Before
picking up Tommy again.
JPP
– “Ze Powerbomb, iz e’ trying to Kill im’?”
With
that, Joey Gunn left the Asylum to a pat on the back, as he and Joseph walked
to the back, GV slowly got to his feet, somewhat confused to see Tommy down.
JPP
– “Oh dear!”
GV
picked up Tommy, before giving him ‘Unsuitable for Children’, Gunn lay out, as
“Last Resort” by Papa roach played, and GV staggered out, EMT’s hit the Asylum,
putting a neckbrace on Tommy and stretchering him out of the Asylum, as ring
crew Began to dismantle and extinguish the flaming Structure.
JPP – “Laydeez and Gentlemon, I do not know what to
say, But ze main event…will be up after ze break!”

Asylum Championship Archangel(c), Nicodemus, Silence, Chris Credible Vs Mikey Riggs, Sanjuro, Noel, Rico


The main event of Carnage! The Asylum
Championship is set to be decided in a massive match-up involving 8 Asylum
Superstars in a team elimination battle!
The rules for the match are quite simple.
There are 2 teams of 4 fighters. They will battle it out in no tag format
fighting. A fighter is eliminated by either a knock out or submission. Ring
outs in this match count for nothing, since it's unlikely the Asylum will be
able to hold all 8 men at once for more than five minutes! When a fighter is
eliminated, he must go back to the locker room. The fight will go on until one
team is completely eliminated. The remaining team members on the winning side
will the battle it out, as it will then be every man for himself and the winner
gaining one of the most prestigous titles in wrestling and fighting.
JPP - "We're back, and lookie who ze Jean Paul has brought back specially for ze special special Asylum Shamp-Pee-On-Sheep, eet is ze Callous, smile Callous!"
Callous - "Fuck off"
The Asylum Championship.
8 men will enter the Asylum. One will remain
at the end of the night, and that one man will be the champion. Can ArchAngel
hold onto the Asylum Championship? Well you've not got long to wait now!
The lights dim and the first entrant makes
his way down the aisle. Sanjuro. He has a focused look on his face, unlike the
disturbed expression we've found familiar with Sanjuro as of late. Killin in
the name by Rage Against the Machine plays as Sanjuro climbs into the Asylum,
the fans cheering him as he does.
Sin by Nine Inch Nails begins to play over
the PA system, and the crowd erupt into a chorus of boos. Noel, one of the most
contraversial fighters in this business walks slowly down the aisle, also
looking quite focused, blocking out the boos that echo throughout the arena.
Before getting in the Asylum, Noel stares at Sanjuro and shakes his head. He
climbs into the Asylum and approaches Sanjuro. The fans become intrigued as
Noel begins to attempt to put Sanjuro in his place. This seems to go straight
over Sanjuro's head. He's too focused on the task in hand.
Callous - "You know, I can see Sanjuro going far in this one, he's extremely underrated"
Noel's attempted speech is interupted by Guns
'n Roses' Enter the Jungle blaring over the PA system. The fans go wild as
Mikey Riggs bounds down the aisle. He raises his arms drawing more and more
cheers from the fans. He smiles and nods at Noel and Sanjuro, who both do
little to aknowledge the nod. Early signs are that this team isn't likely to
work well together at all.
The final member of the team makes his way
down the aisle to the tune of silence. The fans not knowing quite what to make
of Rico, who has yet to actually fight in the Asylum. His opponents so far
being mysteriously laid out prior to the match. This time however, it's
unlikely that the Apocalypse and Silence are laid out giving the match to Rico
via forfeit. Rico hops into the Asylum and jumps up and down a few times,
loosening.
There's a long pause before a red light glows
over the Asylum. Divine by Korn kicks in over the PA system signalling the
entrance of the opposition. Silence steps out from behind the curtain followed
by Chris Credible, then Nico, then the champion, ArchAngel.
The fans begin to boo loudly as the quartette
make their way down the aisle. Silence and climbs into the Asylum and glares at
Riggs. Nico glaring at Noel, and Harbinger just looks mean. Then, the champion
gets into the Asylum. He undoes the title belt and hands it to Hela.
The crowd's buzzing with excitement. The
atmosphere is electric and the contest is about to get under.
Suddenly, darkness.
The arena goes dark and a few lights flash
around the crowd. The sound of an aeroplane flying is heard over the PA system
and is soon accompanied by some more code beeps. Suddenly, the music kicks in,
D'yer Know What I Mean by Oasis and the lights suddenly come on. At the top of
the aisle stands...
Pete Borst.
Callous - "Its Borst! Holy shit its fucking Borst!"
JPP - "Ze Borst is back, out of i'z coma!"
The fans erupt into cheers at the sight of
Pete Borst, who had retired weeks earlier. Borst stands outside the Asylum
staring in with an expressionless face. The music continues to play, the fans
continue and Borst continues to stare. Rico suddenly runs towards the asylum
cage wall and motions to dive over towards Borst, but instead stops, climbs out
and smiles. He walks up to Borst and says something to him before patting him
on the back and pointing to the asylum.
Callous - "What the hell's going on there?"
Rico is leaving! Borst is in the match!
The big question is Borst's fitness. But the
fans don't care, and it doesn't seem like Borst does either. He's back, arm
support and all, and he's ready to fight!
The champion's team stand on one side of the
Asylum, all look intimidating, with the exception of the odd ball of the team,
Chris Credible, who's doing his best to look mean. On the other side of the
Asylum stands the opposing team, who are definitely not the favourites in the
match. Pete Borst is just joining them in the Asylum, and he slaps hands with
Riggs, then Sanjuro. Noel holds out his hand but Borst just glares at him
before shoving two fingers up him! Noel pushes Borst who takes a deep breath
and smirks before being clobbered from behind by Chris Credible, and the match
is underway!
Callous - "Credible with some early offence there!"
Credible kicks Borst in the mid section, but
it seems to have no effect on him. Credible then quickly scarpers across the
ring and gets well out of the way of any opposing team members. The opening
moments of the match are chaotic with ArchAngel and Silence double teaming
Riggs while Nico and Noel go at it. Sanjuro, still looking focused runs towards
the cowering Credible and spears him into the side of the cage producing the
first "OOOOOOOOH!" of the match from the crowd.
The crowd suddenly begin to cheer as Borst
comes to the aid of Riggs, hitting Silence with a spinebuster. Riggs manages to
take down ArchAngel and lock in a quick leg grapevine. Nico hiptosses Noel in
the general direction of Riggs and ArchAngel, and Noel lands on Rigg's upper
body. Nico slowly strolls towards Noel and is about to grab him when Sanjuro
grabs ahold of him around the waist. Sanjuro attempts to German suplex Nico,
but he's way to big for that. Nico manages to throw Sanjuro over his shoulder.
Meanwhile, Silence has got the advantage on Borst, and is already targeting
Borst's dodgy left arm. Silence executes a simple arm lock on Borst, who begins
to groan because of the large amount of pain. The referee quickly goes to check
if Borst gives up, but before Borst has a chance to say anything, Riggs breaks
the hold. Mikey rakes Silence's eyes, and quickly hoists him up onto his
shoulder. He runs towards the end of the cage and slams Silence over the top,
but Silence holds onto Riggs and they both tumble out onto the floor.
Chris Credible, who has so far avoided much
contact with anyone else in the match, decides it's time to get in on the
action and attempt to win himself the Asylum Championship. He targets Sanjuro
straight away, and runs towards him. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Borst dives out
spearing Credible! Sanjuro pounces quickly, locking in a Dragon Sleeper, and
Credible is the first man to be eliminated in the match, tapping out quickly!
Callous - "Well...there goes Credible, but then we expected him to go early"
As Credible climbs out of the Asylum and
leaves, Riggs and Silence are shown brawling at ringside. Silence hits Riggs on
the side of the head with a short sharp elbow and staggers away towards the
timekeeper's table. He pushes the timekeeper over and grabs the chair; the fans
cheering as Silence smacks shut the steel folding chair. Silence marches
towards Riggs, who is just getting to his feet, and swings the chair towards
him. Riggs ducks the swing and executes a sloppy, but effective dropkick,
slamming the chair into Silence's face!
Callous - "What a dropkick for a man of his size!"
The fans roar with approval, as Riggs plays
to the crowd as much as possible after the incident. Back in the ring,
ArchAngel has Sanjuro locked in a tight head lock, and begins to use his huge
arms to grind away at the head of Sanjuro. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Sanjuro
shows amazing strength, suplexing the champion!
JPP - "Ze Sanjuro with ze amazing strength there"
Nico is getting double teamed by Borst and
Noel now, and falls victim of a double suplex that keeps him down for a 5
count. Borst follows the move up with a leg drop, while Noel takes advantage of
the dazed champion, ArchAngel, hitting him with some stern kicks to the upper
body. Sanjuro is up, and suddenly runs at the Asylum cage wall, and dives over
the top onto Silence! Mikey Riggs grabs the chair, and throws it into the ring
while Sanjuro staggers around at ringside. Harbinger runs down the aisle with
reel of barbed wire! Sanjuro turns around to see him, and is met with the barbed
wire straight on the head!!! Sanjuro falls to the floor and crawls towards the
Asylum. Harbinger throws the barbed wire into the ring and takes off! Sanjuro,
bleeding heavily from his head, crawls over the Asylum cage back into the ring.
Nico has the barbed wire and begins to unwind some of it, but before he has a
chance to do anything with it, he's met with a thunderous chair shot to the
head from Riggs!!!
Callous - "Christ...what a shot"
Silence climbs back into the Asylum and is
about to grab Riggs from behind, but Noel shouts at Riggs, who takes good
notice of the warning, laying Silence out with the chair! ArchAngel approaches
Riggs, but Noel chop blocks him, and Borst gets his first piece of ArchAngel in
the match, and stamps HARD on ArchAngel's groin.
JPP - "Ouch, right in ze Archie's will..."
Callous - "Shut the fuck up!"
Riggs throws down the chair and shouts
something, as Borst stands over ArchAngel laughing. Noel is looking pretty
smug, while Sanjuro is in agony with his hands over his forehead. He takes them
away and his hands drip with blood. He's been busted open bad.
Borst turns and climbs out of the Asylum. He
goes over to the announce table, and pushes the monitors off of the table, and
hoists the table up. He throws it into the Asylum!!! The fans go wild as Riggs
positions the table in the centre of the ring. Borst stays on the outside and
searches around for some more "toys", managing find a trash can, a
couple of 2x4's and numerous metal objects. He throws them into the Asylum, and
the crowd begins to get excited. Riggs hoists Silence up for a powerbomb! He's
going to powerbomb Silence through the table!
JPP - "Non! Zis is ze only table we ave' left!"
Wait! Noel is blocking him!
JPP - "Phew!"
He's trying to
tell Riggs not to do it! Silence manages to reverse the powerbomb situation in
a hurracarana sending Riggs headfirst through the table! The referee begins to
count Riggs!
JPP - "Merde!"
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He's up! Barely. Noel stands in the ring with
his hands on his head looking slightly shocked, but is soon snapped out of it
by Nico, who dents a trash can over Noel's head! Sanjuro is still bleeding
heavily and is in a big daze. He wisely climbs out of the ring and rests at
ringside. ArchAngel is still feeling the effects of the stomp to the groin, and
Nico is unwinding the reel of barbed wire slowly. Borst is back in the ring,
and has Silence by the hair. Borst goes for a Urinagi, but Silence elbows him
in the side of the head several times, but Riggs staggers up behind Silence
hitting him with a reverse DDT on the steel chair!
Silence is down! But is he out?
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10! Silence has been eliminated. A groggy
Riggs celebrates, but maybe for too long, as ArchAngel is back up and looking
angry. He slaps Riggs violently across the back of the head, and Riggs staggers
forwards falling to the mat. Noel is back up, and realising that his team have
a 4-2 advantage, he goes to climb out of the Asylum for a breather. He's
stopped however by ArchAngel, who grabs him by the arm and flings him in the
direction of Nico. Nico has the barbed wire unwound, and literally throws it at
Noel as he comes flying towards him. Nico quickly begins to wrap it around Noel
tightly, as he screams out. Borst is on the outside checking on Sanjuro, who is
still bleeding heavily, and Riggs is still dazed. Noel is out numbered 2 on 1,
and is at a distinct disadvantage being wrapped in barbed wire. Nico raises his
arms and hoists Noel up for a powerbomb. ArchAngel grabs a hold of Noels
shoulders, and Nico and ArchAngel drill Noel with a spike powerbomb in the
centre of the ring, while Noel is wrapped in barbed wire!!!
Callous - "Fuckin hell, did you see that?"
JPP - "Oui, ze nasty barbed wire"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!" cry
the crowd, as Noel hits the mat and screams out in agony! Noel seems to be
tougher than people give him credit for, getting up quickly, and staggering
around, although it seems like it was an instinctive move with the barbed wire
pressing into his body. Nico quickly grabs Noel from behind and locks him in a
choke out! The referee calls for the bell!
Callous - "Thats is, Noel's gone!"
Riggs is the only man in the ring, apart from
the destructive duo of ArchAngel and Nico. Borst is still checking on Sanjuro
at ringside, who's in a bad way. Riggs grabs a 2x4 and swings it at both
ArchAngel and Nico, trying to keep them away. He jabs Nico in the mid section,
and brings the 2x4 down across his back HARD, but in the midst of the action
ArchAngel pounces, locking him in Vengance! Riggs struggles, but eventually is
forced to tap out! It's two on two... but for how long? The referee is counting
Nico still...
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He's makes it up, barely. ArchAngel Nico
stand tall in the centre of the ring, while Borst and a very groggy and bloody
Sanjuro look into the ring. Both Borst and Sanjuro have been involved in very
little action, and if it wasn't for Sanjuro's messed up forehead courtesy of
Harbinger, you'd fancy Borst and Sanjuro to take the KOA out. But as it is,
you'd say Borst and Sanjuro have no chance.
Borst helps Sanjuro to his face, and the
crowded groan when they see a shot of Sanjuro's face and upper body. He's a
mess and is bleeding very heavily. He shakes his head and scrambles into the
Asylum, and Borst follows. Sanjuro staggers up to Nico, and Borst to ArchAngel.
A double staredown takes place in the centre of the ring. The staredown is
quickly finished when Sanjuro spits blood in Nico's face! In one of the most
sickening things you'll witness in the Asylum, Sanjuro sprayed blood from his
mouth into Nico's face!!! Nico staggers back and tries to wipe the blood off of
his face. Meanwhile, Borst had attempted to punch ArchAngel, but his attempt
was blocked and ArchAngel whipped him into the side of the cage. Sanjuro just
sits down on the mat in a complete daze still bleeding profusely but has a
wicked smile on his face.
Callous - "Sanjuro has totally lost the plot"
Borst is leaning on the side of the cage and
is about to get up, but ArchAngel runs at him and and attempts to gore him into
the cage, but Borst moves and ArchAngel hits the cage hard and slumps down.
Borst runs over to Nico and whips him at ArchAngel, and they both lean on the
cage. Borst shouts at Sanjuro, who slowly gets up before they both run at Nico
and ArchAngel doing a double spear that breaks the cage!!! All four men land on
the outside in a heap!
Callous - "They broke the Asylum!"
The referee begins to count all four men.
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8 Nico and Borst are up.
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Te… Sanjuro gets up on about 9.5 before
falling over again. Nico clotheslines Borst over, and then grabs the bloody
Sanjuro. ArchAngel grabs Borst and sends him head first into the security
railing. Sanjuro hits Nico with a low blow out of desperation, and begins to
stagger away from the Asylum and down the aisle.
Nico and ArchAngel both follow, while Borst
tries to compose himself once more. The cameras and the ref follow the action
backstage, and don't have trouble finding Sanjuro, because he's left a trail of
blood behind him. Sanjuro is out of sight backstage, but Nico and ArchAngel
both follow the trail of blood to a door. They kick it open, and it's an empty
locker room. The trail of blood leads to the showers, which are on. There is
steam all over the place making the visibility poor. There are two loud clunks
followed by a soaking wet, and still bloody, Sanjuro staggering out of the
showers with a wrench in his hand. He smiles and leans on a sink. Moments
later, from the steam emerges the champion, ArchAngel. He grabs the back of
Sanjuro's head and grins. Sanjuro drops the wrench in the struggle, but can't
get out of ArchAngel's grasp.
SMASH!!!
ArchAngel pushed Sanjuro's head forwards
violently into the mirror!!! Sanjuro hits the floor and lands in a heap. The
referee enters the room at that time, and stands over Sanjuro, who is lying in
a pool of his own blood and begins to count. Sanjuro looks like he is out cold,
but he has a huge grin on his face.
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10!!! Sanjuro has been eliminated, and you've
got to think that maybe he could have gone on to win the match if it weren't
for Harbinger's early interference, but it's all academic now, with Pete Borst
having to take on both ArchAngel and Nico!
Callous - "This isnt looking good for Borst..."
The locker room door flies open once more,
and Pete Borst stands in the doorway with a 2x4 in his hand. ArchAngel marches
towards him, but Borst swings the 2x4 at him, whacking him in the mid section
and winding the champion. Borst walks into the showers and comes out again with
Nico, dragging by his hair. He drags him out of the locker room passed the
winded ArchAngel and out into the main backstage area. There are several other
fighters around now, and they are all shouting and cheering as Borst drags Nico
towards the vending machine! He slams Nico's head into the vending machine and
several cans of cola fall out. Borst grins and grabs a few cans. Nico is
sitting leaning against the machine, and Borst takes several steps back, and
begins to throw the cans at Nico violently. The first two miss, but the third
hits Nico square in the forehead, exploding on impact! The referee begins to
count.
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Borst strolls over towards Nico and goes to grab
him, but ArchAngel runs out and gores Borst into a some stacks of steel chairs!
JPP - "Zey' are going to be dead by ze end of zis!"
The referee, not knowing what to do refrains
from counting since all three men are down. From the pile of chairs, the
champion emerges. He clambers out of the chairs and goes to check on Nico.
Pretty soon, Nico, now busted open is on his feet and both ArchAngel and Nico
approach the pile of chairs. Suddenly, Borst dives out and swings a chair at
Nico hitting him hard on the head!!! The referee begins to count as ArchAngel evades
Borst's swing.
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10!!! It's just ArchAngel and Borst! The two
men begin brawl and eventually find themselves back at the top of the aisle!
The fans roar as the final two exchange weak and tired blows down the aisle, on
their way back to the ring. ArchAngel gains the advantage and throws Borst into
the Asylum. ArchAngel climbs in and kicks Borst hard in the midsection. He then
grabs the steel chair, with Silence's head imprint dented onto it and slams it
down on to the mat in the centre of the ring. He grabs Borst and locks him in a
dragon sleeper. He then lifts him up and slams him down to the mat, hitting the
Angel Driver on the chair!!!
The crowd are their feet, as the ref begins
to count…
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Borst's up! Borst's up! ArchAngel looks
slightly surprised, but just grabs Borst and locks him in a dragon sleeper
again. He attempts to repeat the move, but Borst wirggles out, and hits
ArchAngel with a hard clothesline out of desperation. Both men fall to the the
mat. ArchAngel is the first up and he crawls over to the cage to help himself
up. ArchAngel runs towards Borst, who is now getting up, but Borst hit's a
spinebuster on ArchAngel! The ref begins to count ArchAngel out.
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Sooooooooo close! ArchAngel gets up and
staggers around for a while, before Borst runs at him and spears him! Borst
gets up quickly and drops a vicious leg drop across the throat of ArchAngel!
Borst shouts at the ref to count him.
Callous - "Surely its over now!"
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ArchAngel is back up! Two near wins for
Borst! But ArchAngel keeps getting up, and back to his feet. Borst is wondering
what to do, and swings his right hand towards ArchAngel, who ducks, and goes
for a right hand of his own, but Borst ducks that and follows up with a huge
punch to ArchAngels jaw! It must be over! The crowd know it too, as they roar
when ArchAngel hits the mat! The fans count with the referee.
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sit up! Borst can't believe it, nothing seems to be keeping the big man down!
Borst goes to pick ArchAngel up again, but ArchAngel whips out his right hand
and locks in the eye claw, his finishing hold Vengence! Borst struggles for a
little while, but is soon on the mat as ArchAngel locks the hold in. The
referee checks on Borst and raises his arm once.
JPP - "Archangel got up from ze big punch, and could take ze win now!"
It drops.
Twice.
It drops.
The third and final time…
It drops… no it doesn't! Borst swung his hand
around wildly and catches ArchAngel on the shoulder hard forcing him to break
the hold. ArchAngel holds his arm for a moment, before throwing Borst into the
cage. Borst begins to get to his feet, as ArchAngel runs at him and attempts to
gore him into the cage to finish the match. Borst counters with a drop toe hold
that sends ArchAngel head first into the cage! ArchAngel has his stuck between
the top of the mesh and the metal bar around the top of the cage! He looks to
be near knocked out, but still seems to have his wits about him slightly. He
begins to carefully try to pull his head out, with out ripping his skin on the
jagged edge of the ripped mesh. Borst is back up and has grabbed ArchAngel's
mace! He raises it high, and the razor wire wrapped around the mace shines in
the arena lights. He winds up and swings hard on ArchAngel's back! He screams
loudly as the razor wire gets caught in his t-shirt. The mace is hanging on
ArchAngel's back, caught in the material on his t-shirt, and probably his skin.
The referee begins to try to help ArchAngel out of cage, but Borst grabs a 2x4
and pushes the ref out of the way.
Borst leans over the Asylum cage and smacks
the 2x4 over ArchAngel's head breaking it in two!!! The referee calls for the
bell stopping the match!!!
Callous - "NEW CHAMP! BORST'S WON IT!!!"
Borst has done it! He has regained the Asylum
Championship and got some revenge on ArchAngel! Borst is handed the Asylum
Championship and raises it high as D'yer Know What I Mean? plays. Borst looks
over to ArchAngel who has just been pulled out of the cage and grins.
"This is just the start Archie, just the start…" Borst raises the
title high once more as the fans cheer and Carnage comes to an end.
Callous - "Well folks, that Was Carnage, from Jean Paul Peters and I, goodnight...and dont miss next Sundays Show!"
Credits Opening: Joe
Commentary: Joe
Match 1: Jay
Match 2: Jay
Match 3: Eric
Match 4: Eric
Match 5: Lance
Match 6: Joe
Main Event: Steve
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