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LIVE from the Fleet Center in Boston, Mass. (October 28, 2001)


“Ladies… gentlemen, fans of the Asylum.”

It was what would on most occasions be referred to as a public address, but considering that the public couldn’t give a shit what he had to say either way, for Joe Campbell… it was more of a weak explanation.

As the face of Joe appeared on the video wall, a viper like hiss crept through the arena followed by boo’s which deafened Joe, even though several walls parted he and the fans, hate was something that even walls couldn’t protect him from.

“Erm, I suppose you all want an explanation, well if such is the case… then SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Joe roared, generating a mixture of silence and even more hateful cries from the crowd, the intelligent ones stayed quiet, awaiting whatever pathetic reason Joe was about to put forth to explain his actions at the pay per view; Retribution.

“So I assume you all want answers, well… from you stupid yanks, that doesn’t come as a surprise… the fact that none of you are intelligent to even comprehend what my actions were all about is just screams idiocy anyway, fuckheads.” Joe continued, once again showered by boos.

“So, what is to happen to Tyler Burton you say? Will he spend the next three years rotting in his cell and occasionally being let out for a good anal pounding? Well… if I wanted, I could just as easily make it happen, so don’t go around giving me this abusive bullshit, I could’ve cut him a much… much rougher deal.” Joe finished for a moment, as the crowd uttered in slight agreement.

“Well, I’m going to answer your previous question right now with a simple action, Tyler… I think you probably want answers too, so in your own time…”

“I Disappear” by Metallica roars through the speakers, and the crowd absolutely erupt as the Inmate, Tyler Burton… marches down the aisle, surprisingly without any officers of the law accompanying him, he made his way down the aisle and into the Asylum before clambering in and instantly fixing a glare on Campbell.

“Ah… dear Tyler, well… evidently, going off the fact that your walking free this week, its quite apparent that I payed your day release fee, maybe I didn’t screw you at all?” Joe finished.

Burton shook his head and directed a few choice words at Campbell, before pointing at a gash on his forehead which had required 12 staples to shut.

“Bah, be an ungreatful bastard then… you can rot for all I care.” Joe insisted, as the crowd cracked up an “Asshole! Asshole!” chant reminiscent to those directed at a certain Vince McMahon of recent years.

“What? You want me to explain myself Tyler? You actually think that YOU are that important? Please… Archangel… you can direct yourself down to the Asylum as well if your watching this, because it involves you too.” Joe said, leaving the crowd, and Burton in confusion, as they… like many others, assumed that Archangel was involved directly with Joe in the plans of the scheme.

Sure enough, “Bodies” by Drowning Pool blasted through the arena, and the massive Archangel appeared to a mixed reaction from the crowd, Archangel strode down the aisle, and without a seconds though, stepped into the Asylum and exchanged an icy glare with the Inmate, things were about to get very interesting, the two approached each other, still glaring, but in the background, the face of a smiling Joe Campbell could be seen, he rubbed his hands together joyfully.

“Exxxxcellent.” Joe remarked in a manor not so different to that which you would expect from a certain, yellow… power plant owning individual.

“So… go ahead guys, tear each other apart.” Joe remarked, but unfortunately, somewhere deep within Inmate and Archangel, boiled respect, respect for that agony that they’d put each other through, and survived.

“Oh… now I know how Kenny Rock feels, what… you two are going to try and pull the passive act? Try and defy me… nuh-uh… ain’t happening, see, I’m about to do some explaining… so listen up.” Joe finished, before taking a few deep breaths.

“YOU… BOTH… KILLED… BORST!” Joe roared, veins in his head flaring up and his eyeballs bulging, the crowd gasped as Joe calmed down and Inmate and Archangel stood confused.

“What? I’m a liar… lets just look at some facts shall we? Both of you, both of you contributed to the downfall of the greatest champion this promotion has ever seen!” Joe stopped, mainly because the greatest champion remark had set of an unrivalled roar of boo’s throughout the arena.

“I look down now, at a sport that I created… and I see what the fans see for a second, two of the best that this business has to offer, two of the best fighters in the world, two people who as a fan… I’d gladly cheer for.” Joe paused.

“But from my point of view? I see nothing but a disease… a selfish plague that’s tearing apart my promotion from the inside, I look at you two, and I feel nothing.

Nothing but contempt, hatred… and loathing of you both… you two bastards, you killed off the greatest thing that ever happened to the Asylum, you killed Borst! You sent him to the edge, and in the end… the will to get back at you both was that which pushed him over to the edge.

And if you think I’m finished, your stupider than you look.

You didn’t just kill Boris Borst you idiots, you killed a vital Asylum organ… fuck.

You took a proverbial steak, and drove it through its heart.

You killed off the reason that people watch this show, you killed our buyrates, you killed our status, you killed our champion.
You killed… “The Monster”.

That’s right… look everyone, look at these two heroes that took on the beast and won, aren’t you proud now? Aren’t you proud that you don’t have a Borst to love, loathe… despite or cheer any more? Well you have these two men to thank, thanks to these two fellows, Kenny Rock… the biggest disgrace this promotion has ever seen, is now the champion, a champion that leads by corruption and absence… a champion that would sooner pursue some old quarrel with some washed out wrestler hack who passed his expiry date back in the 90’s, you cant even boo Kenny Rock because fuck; he’s never here.

So what do I do now?

I tell you what I do Archangel, I tell you what I do… Inmate.

I put on a show.

These people need a reason to buy my tickets… and I will give them that reason, I don’t care what it takes… I don’t care if I have to bring in some asshole wrestler who couldn’t fight if his life depended on it, I don’t care if I have to bring drug addicts, whore’s or murderers… by god, I’ll get people watching us again.

But why do all of the above, when I can just have you two damn near kill each other every week?

That’s right… these people, deep down inside their sick, twisted heads… want to watch you two kill each other, might sound a bit sick but its true… they want to see you tear each other’s heads off and shit down each other’s throats… they’ll deny it, but I know that its what they think about.

Because after all, I don’t hear any booing now, do you?” Joe stopped, a silent crowd, Inmate and Archangel, all stunned.

“No… I don’t, and in fact… I find it quite ironic, that these fans that “love” you both so much, they won’t do anything to stop it.

And do you know how I know that?

Because later on tonight, you two are going to battle it out in an enclosed Asylum match, Inmate… if you win, I’ll grant you day release for the rest of your sentence, and Angel… if you win, I’ll give you the pleasure of killing the next villain, Kenny Rock.

There’s your motivation guys, now for the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you do not wish to see your two favourite fighters, tear each other limb from limb later tonight, please leave the arena.

Now.”

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Nothing.

“As I expected… well, what more can I say, providing you all don’t have a massive change of morales, it’s gonna happen later tonight.

Now Angel, Inmate… ask yourselfs.

Am I really the bad guy in all of this?

You decide.” Joe finished, as Inmate and Archangel looked at each other one more knowing that they would go into battle, the crowd however… had no reaction within them.

The truth?

They were all ashamed.








Pride


"Devil With The King’s Card" blasted over the arena’s public announce system and the rowdy Asylum fans reacted with heavy chords of booing. The man who had returned to the Asylum after nearly a year’s absence slowly walked towards the battlegrounds. His steps were determined, a scowl on his face as his head swiveled around to view the disgusting Americans. Koji Tamura was back in the Asylum, and everyone knew it and they all hated it. He casually hopped over the cage barrier and into the ring. With microphone in hand, he began to speak.

"At Retribution I showed the world that I had not left this pathetic promotion for good," he started, drawing more heat from the crowd. "And it’s only because of Sterling Silver. He had my men and myself carry out a few deeds, in return I expected to be paid, in full and not ignored. Something had to be done and at Retribution I showed him what a fighter was. I may not have won, but my message was sent, it was clear and he knows where I stand. But he still hasn’t paid his dues. He’s just like every other sickening American in this arena."

Tamura paused for a moment, allowing the crowd to get in its shots at him.

"Silver know that he will pay up, or there will be even more serious consequences," he forewarned. "And I won’t be the only man to act on the matter. Silver, you can either hand over your money, or myself and other men will force you out of this business and back into a B-Rated acting career in Hollywood."
The crowd cut Tamura off as they started to chant "Eclipse Sucks!" at the tops of their lungs.
"Just like every other American I’ve met, no respect," he scowled. "You people are all so desperately pathetic. After the terrorist bombings you suddenly found pride in your nation? That’s sickens me to my stomach. Every single one of you rushed out to by the American Flag, bumper stickers, t-shirts, anything you could put your dirty hands upon. Its sad that, that’s how you show your pride. I’ve always been proud of my homeland, Japan. I never needed any catastrophic event to make me want to wave the Japanese flag high above my head. I will show all of you what pride really is. I’ve returned to the Asylum to show you what it is to have pride in my fighting. What it is to have pride in my work."

The fans booed louder as Tamura took a deep breath.
"And I will show you what it is to have pride in oneself. I’m "Shokujin" Koji Tamura, nothing will stop me."

"Gusei benzuru senshou."

The crowd jeered heavily as "Shokujin" dropped the microphone onto the mat. He glared at the fans and stepped over the barrier. As he returned to the backstage area the jeering got louder and several racist remarks were heard from the narrowminded fans. The Asylum cut to a commercial break







Nicodemus vs. Pretty Fly
(Loser Leaves Town)


"Pretty Fly (For a white guy)" by The Offspring begins to play as Nate walks out. He looks ready to take the career’s of Pretty Fly in hand against Nicodemus. The crowd is cheering him as he walks around tossing some Mardi gras beads into the fans. A few minutes later the creepy voice echoes.. ”Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls Dying time is here”…Into Nicodemus’ new theme music something he calls his Apocalypse remix. Nicodemus walks out right as Little Crazy finishes and Click Click Boom begins. The fans immediately boo him as he stare intensely at Nate ready to finish what he started at Retribution. The fans boo him very loudly as they begin to throw the beads at him but Nico does not even react he continues to walk on staring at Nate. Both men get into the ring and right away Nicodemus swings wildly at Nate, Nate ducks the lariat and fires back with a few punches before going for a front face DDt dropping the disoriented Nico. Nate is a madman possessed continuing his onslaught with punch and kicks as Steve-o has appeared with a ten foot ladder. He throw it into the ring hitting Nico in the back of the head. Nicodemus is down on one knee as Nate grabs the ladder and sets it on the top of the cage he climbs on the cage and jumps off swinging the ladder down on top of Nicodemus. Nate is pounding away at the much bigger Nicodemus not letting him get off of his feet. Nate with a quick set of punches then a dropkick as Nico manages to swat it away and get to his feet finally.

Now that Nicodemus has gotten to his feet he walks over to Nat and nails him with a few thundering overhand punches then pulling Nate up quickly to plant him with a Falcon arrow. Nico is not about to give up his advantage as he continues his assault with various punches and kicks until he has Nate staggered and off balance. Nicodemus then lifts him for an inverted Armageddon before spinning him midair and dropping down into a ¾ nelson neck breaker. The crowd is really booing Nico as he smiles and picks up Nate. He whips Nate into the cage then sets the ladder up on an angle across from Nate and whips him towards it but Nate runs up the ladder and halfway up turns and dropkicks Nico. Nate then sets up the ladder and runs up one side and hops over the ladder with a flying body press on top of Nicodemus. He looks out at the crowd smiling and motions for now more as the crowd cheers their reply. He runs up the ladder and dives off again this time nicodemus is waiting and catches Nate with a fallaway slam. Nico was quick to gain the upperhand in this one as Steve-o throws beads from the outside at Nico with one hand while eating a brownie in the other.

Nicodemus ignores the beads as he then decides he has had enough and grabs some of the beads and begins to use then to choke the life out of Nate. Nate is losing consciousness when Nico finally releases him and motions to the back, Harbinger appears and walks down to the ring and in tow he is dragging a table that is covered in stacked lighttubes some two rows high and covered in barbed wire. He pulls it close to the ring and then begins to stare at Steve-o who has backed away from the ring quickly. Harbinger continues to watch over Steve-o as nicodemus begins to tear Nate apart, he is choking him again with the beads and pulls him to his feet and hip tosses him using the bead and continually choking nate. Nicodemus pulls Nate up and lifts him into the air with both hands around the nack of Nate, he then throws him to the mat. Nicodemus does not want to give Nate some recovery time so he pulls Nate up by one arm then grabs him for the Flatliner only he lifts Nate into the air before dropping backwards.
With the time he has just freed up Nico walked over to the ringside and pulled over the table with the help of harbinger he sets it up in the side of the ring. Nicodemus picks nate up over his head for a gorilla press slam but Nate has wiggled and dropped down behind Nico and nails him with a low blow. Nate then grabs Nico’s head and slams it into the table shattering a few lighttubes into his skull. Nico is knocked back and grabs at his head as the blood begins to trickle. Nate has pulled out a free lighttube and he shatters it on the head of Nicodemus. Nate continue to punch away at Nico then following a kick to the groin Nate plants Nicodemus with a devastating DDT. Nate is motioning for the end of it as he hops on the top of the cage and readies himself for the Fly Boy. The crowd snaps their shots as Nate pauses and smiles for a moment then he launches himself over with the asai moonsault. He launches himself and connects with Nicodemus. The crowd erupts but Nate can see that Nicodemus is still moving and is trying to get up so Nate grabs a chair and hits Nico in the head with it thwen he put the chair of the face of Nicodemus.

He looks out at the crowd as they cheer and he hops on to the cage once again this time Steve-o Hands him some of his Special Brownie, Nate jams the brownie into his mouth and smiles.. Hey mumbles the words “GOT MILK”? the crowd laughs as he dives backwards for the Flyboy but Nico was playing possum. As Nate flipped over Nicodemus managed to catch him and in a show of sheer brute force he caught Nate and turned the Fly Boy into an Ocean Cyclone Powerbomb Flipping Nate over his head. Nate landed crashing face first into the barbed wire wrapped lighttube covered table. The fans gasp in awe as the ref looks down and makes the count..

1..2…3..4….5…6…7..8…9….10.. This oen is over, The winner Nicodemus and now Pretty Fly has to leave the Asylum….


Nicodemus via Knockout





Sympathy?


The scene cut to a shot of Callous and Hanna standing face to face. The crowd knew exactly what this was about.

Callous, for the first time in his life was feeling vulnerable in front of a woman. Footage could testify to what had happened at Retribution: Callous tried to drug Hanna so that he could have sex with her. What was he thinking? Never would he have imagined that he would end up in a thong that would expose his hairy ass to the laughing expense of the thousands in the crowd, and the meeeeeeleons watching all around the world. For that, he swore to himself that Impetigo would have to pay his ass off, for he had tainted Callous' manhood. "An ass for an ass, a cheek for a cheek.", Callous knew he'd have to get Impetigo big time. However, before he could do anything to Impetigo, Callous had some explaining to do.

"What were you trying to do to me?", Hanna started off, "You wanted to drug me?" Hanna was feeling very insulted. "Were you trying to rape me?"

Callous' face drew a blank.

"Uhhh..."

"Answer me now." and she could have addedmanwhore at the end but she didn't.

Callous was cornered. "Shit," Callous thought, "this woman's not gonna lay down and take it easy isn't she."

"So?" Hanna was getting impatient. "You have nothing to say for yourself?"

Callous knew he had no way of getting out of this one, not even with his classic manwhore charm.

"Yes, I admit," Callous fired back, "I was trying to drug you so that we could have a night of passion (i.e 5 minutes) together."

Hanna's face reddened with anger.

"But I did that because... " Callous crouches down while covering his eyes with his hands. "I have a problem."

"A problem?" Hanna had sympathy in her voice. Callous knew he had her.

"Yes," Callous convulsed and started crying, "I couldn't control myself," he took his hand off his eyes and tears were rolling down his cheeks." Callous saved the punch line for last: "I AM A SEX ADDICT!!!", followed by a cry of agony.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Hanna kneeled down.

"Hanna," Callous extended his hand to her, just like in those gay-ass sentimental flicks. The tearing had miraculously stopped, "help me fight this condition Hanna, please."

"I will," she put her arms around Callous, "we will fight this condition together."

"Thank you Hanna," Callous was grinning to the camera, "thank you."






Public Service Announcement


“Won’t Lie Down” (Kombat Mix) by Face to Face hits on the arena’s speakers as Hypnosis walks out with his black steel pipe in his hand and his TV title on his shoulder. He walks down to the asylum cell, the picture of intensity, obviously pissed off about not being involved at retribution, and at Kenny Rock’s antics of cancelling shows cuz, simply put, Hypnosis loves to fight. Hypnosis walks into the cell and grabs a mic off of the ring announcer.

Hypnosis: STRIKE 3!!!

I gave Joe plenty of time to fix shit up, but it turns out that the pisshead back there doesn’t care about anything but himself, and that includes not caring about his business. If he did, it’d be fucking clear to him that making people fight who don’t wanna fight, and leaving people like me outta the picture aint the smartest of decisions.

So I’ve taken it upon myself to give him a little helping hand. You know, I normally wouldn’t do something like this. I aint a big fan of charity cases like Joe, but then, this all leads back to me fighting, so I guess its alright. Tonight. An invitational battle royal, and the winner becomes number one contender to my TV title.

The crowd explode at the booking of a battle royal match

Oh, and Joe, don’t even bother coming down here saying I don’t have the power to book matches, cuz… Fuck you. If this aint an Asylum match then so be it, it’ll be an unsanctioned match, with the winner being the unofficial number one contender, but you got my word, they’ll get a shot…and why should those fighters believe me? Cuz I like to fight Joe. You think by ignoring me I’ll just go away? It aint gonna happen Joe! I aint gonna disappear Joe! I AM THE FUCKING ASYLUM JOE!!!

The crowd erupt once again as Hypnosis throws the mic in the air, and the noise turns to static as Hypnosis swings his pipe with both hands, knocking the mic somewhere into the crowd. Hypnosis walks off, having set up an invitational battle royal for a title shot a Hypnosis, but who was gonna answer the challenge?






Boiling Blood


"Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down erupts over the PA System as the fans in the Fleetcenter jump to their feet, knowing that the Boston native Impetigo is about to
come down to the Asylum. Impetigo was not scheduled to be on the card this evening, but who blames him for showing up? Impetigo, microphone in hand and a
confident look on his face, steps over the Asylum rim and into the octagon as the fans continue to chant and cheer for the Beantown hero. Impetigo cracks a small smile, and then cries loudly, " Helllloooo Boston!!" With that the fans give a cheap pop, and Impetigo finally gets down to business.

" Now... Earlier this evening I saw something I did not like one bit. Something that made my blood boil, something that made me fucking hysterical. That thing was Wonder Hanna, accepting "Yo Mama" Callous' apology. I don't think I would call it an apology... it was bullshit." Impetigo paused. He couldn't believe what had happened, he publicly embarrassed Callous, and exposed his perverted and menacing plan to the world and Hanna. And then the next thing he knew Callous bullshitted his way out of it, with a sad excuse, blaming the whole ordeal on a sexual addiction
that he has. And the thing that really ticked Imp' off was that Hanna believed the manwhore, and forgave him!

Impetigo paced across the ring, closer and closer to the camera. " I've tried many things to get back at Callous. My first attempt, trying to bash his head in with a steel chair. Next, fool him into buying an ice cream, then kick his face in... that plan backfired. Next, I dress Callous up in a thong, and lipstick, and beat his ass on an Asylum PPV... and the next week what do I get?? No satisfaction, because Callous had to wiggle his way out of the corner he was, and Hanna ended up apologizing. Now what else is left to do??"

Impetigo paused for a dramatic effect, as the fans stirred quietly.

" I have to beat his fucking girly face in right here, right now! In BOSTON! Now, Callous get your ass out here!!" Impetigo screamed at the top of his lungs, as the fans erupted in chants and cheers, getting to see the hometown hero in action.







Impetigo vs. Callous


"Know Your Enemy" Rage Against The Machine.

Enter Callous. On come the boo's.

" No microphone Callous? It's not like you... Or is this a different Callous I see? Callous, the bitch... a man who has to lie his way out of everything?!" Impetigo finished, trying to egg Callous on. The fans gave Impetigo support, as he waved 'Yo Mama' into the Asylum. Callous jumped up onto the ring, stepping over the rim, and charged at Impetigo head on.

Bam!

Callous dived straight at Impetigo, barreling into his jaw with his head, knocking Impetigo down to the mat, squirming in pain. Callous then picked up the microphone, " Fuck you Boston!" Callous hurled the microphone out of the ring, and gave his attention back to Impetigo. But Impetigo was up, throwing a huge right fist at Callous' jaw, 'Yo Mama' dodged the attack, leaning backwards and out of the way. He gained his footing, and then rifled out a kick square to Impetigo's right knee, following that up with a left hand to the side of the jaw. Impetigo staggered back, dazed. But he could not let Callous make a fool out of himself once again, he just couldn't.

Impetigo shook it off and came slashing at Callous with lefts and rights, only a few connected as Callous went on the attack and both men started trading punches. Until, Impetigo grabbed the right fist of Callous, then the left, kicked him square in the jewels and brought him down to the mat with a cross armed DDT to the delight of the fans.

Impetigo smiled as Callous lay on the ground. But he knew it wouldn't be enough.

So, Impetigo grabbed Callous by that ugly black shirt and whipped him violently into the metal rim surrounding the Asylum. His back hit hard, and to his luck he didn't go over. Callous wobbled to his feet as Impetigo, lifted the big man into a firemans carry, was about to toss him out of the Asylum but Callous slid down the back of Impetigo, and immediately locked Impetigo into a sleeper hold. Callous then fell
forward, still with Impetigo in his grasp, and on the way down made Impetigo's forehead hit the edge of the Asylum, making a sickening sound.

And blood began to pour from a gash in the forehead of Impetigo, as he laid there seemingly dead. Callous dragged Impetigo into the middle of the ring, leaving a blood trail behind him, with a sick smile spread across his face. Callous then turned Impetigo over, revealing a disgusting gash as the crowd showered out many boo's. Callous was loving it, making a fool out of Impetigo in front of his hometown. "Ha!" he shouted in glee. He then rocketed a side kick to the side of Impetigo's face for good measures. The ten count then began.

1...

2...

3...

4...

5...

He was up? He was up! As the crowded cheered wildly Impetigo charged at Callous who had his back turned, ready to make an exit out of the Asylum, he thought he had the win. Wrong. Impetigo unleashed a wild kick to the back of Callous' head, who then fell in a heap. Impetigo then called for a steel chair, a ring side attendant complied, handing him one. Impetigo was bleeding profusely. It was now Callous' turn.

Impetigo lifted the chair in the air, and was about to strike until someone rushed down towards the ring... It was wonder Hanna. And Impetigo could not believe she was actually here to protect that fucking pervert. Impetigo glared at Wonder Hanna as she got closer...

" Fuck it."

Impetigo unleashed a riveting chair shot to the back of the head of the manwhore, as the crowd erupted. That one was for Callous. Wonder Hanna was now at the side of the Asylum, and now had a microphone in hand. " Impetigo... stop! Please!" Hanna shouted concerned. Why would he listen to that slutbag?! She never listened, or cared for him.

Whack!

Impetigo came down once again with huge impact to the back of Callous' head. That was for Hanna, who should have just listened all those months. Impetigo looked like a monster, he didn't care, he was hunched over the limp body of Callous with a bloodied chair in hand, ready to strike again. "What are you doing?!!? Please stop... You don't understand!" Hanna shouted once again. Impetigo didn't understand?! It was Hanna that did not understand!

Whack! Whack! Whack!

Three more times Impetigo drilled Callous with the chair, this time even the fans quieted down, he was taking this too far. Maybe if Hanna just listened to him none of this would have happened? Or maybe if Joe didn't split up the Galaxy Defenders?! Or maybe if Callous wasn't such a fucking sex addict??

Whack!

Impetigo slammed the chair down once more against Callous' skull, as Hanna gave a scream. Impetigo then dropped the chair, down on the mat, it echoed throughout the silent, astonished arena. They should have just listened to him....

Impetigo jumped out of the Asylum, with bloody hands, bloody pants, and bloody shirt. Hanna was screaming, "Why?! What the fuck were you thinking?! None of this would have happened if you were such a moron Billy! None of it! Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!" It was too late Impetigo had exited through the back. Hanna took the winner of the match in her hands as she got on her knees mending the bloodied Callous.

That is what happens when you bottle up your feelings. But at least the fans were happy... or were they? Of course they were, they were just a little frightened.


Callous via Ringout






Battle Royal (Ash, Sanjuro, Double Hard, GFK, Sterling Silver, Chris Credible, Token Weed, Dark, MUD, Synn, Drax and Charles Harris)
(Number 1 contender for the TV Title)


“Won’t Lie Down” (Kombat Mix) by Face to Face hits for the second time tonight as Hypnosis walks out accompanied with his black steel pipe and TV Title. He walks down to the commentary booth, but then decided he doesn’t want to associate this match with anything to do with Joe Campbell, and decides to commentate and ring announce over the arena’s sound system.

Hypnosis: Ladies and Gentleman, It’s time for the Invitation Battle Royal, with the winner becoming number one contender to my Television Title!!!

Right. Introducing first… weighing in at “I don’t know”, and hailing from “I don’t give a fuck”…Whoever the fuck wants to walk out here!!!

“Dig” by Mudvayne hits on the pa system, as Ash walks out, and the boo’s are hurled down upon him, but he doesn’t seem to care as he down the rest of his 40 and clambers into the Asylum

Hypnosis: What the fuck is that?!? Cut his music. This is a fucking unsanctioned fight. Now, the rest of you fuckers get down here.

Sanjuro, Double Hard, GFK and Chris Credible run from the back and jump into the Asylum, all that is, except for Chris Credible.

Hypnosis: Fuck no! Credible! You aint in this thing.

Credible: But, it’s an invitational-ski, and I am-ski, da Russian POWERHOUSE…SKI!!!

Hypnosis grabs Credible by the waist and carries him to the Asylum, before slamming his head onto the floor inside the cell, lifting him back up, and throwing to the floor outside, entering and eliminating Credible from the match. Hypnosis looks down at Credible, which brings back memories from the last Sunday’s Show, which he tries to erase by picking Credible up, and landing the KTFO (Knocked the fuck out), before throwing Credible over a security railing and into the crowd, where he lay being kicked by some punk kid in the first row.

As the argument between Credible and an agitated fan went on, “Silver” by Moist hit the speakers, and an opportunity seeking Sterling Silver rushed down the aisle, relishing an opportunity to take a shot at the TV title, he leapt into the Asylum, and started a quick exchange of blows with Sanjuro!

Hypnosis: Fuck it, lets start this thing. Anyone else, you got one minute to get down here, before this match is closed. Ding Ding!

With the bell ring being said by Hypnosis, the match was on as Sanjuro floored Silver and clashed with Double Hard while Ash charged at the Ghost Faced Killah. Sanjuro, trying to make an impression on the Asylum once again nails Double Hard against the cell wall, before dragging his face against the mesh. He looks up momentarily at the camera to direct something towards Joe, before landing a straight right to Double Hard’s face, just as GFK comes flying across the cell, accompanied with shattered glass and blood, thanks to Ash and his empty 40 oz. Bottle. Sanjuro lifts Double Hard up, as Ash squares up, and lands a rising knee to Double Hard, sending him over the cell wall.

Hypnosis: Get the fuck outta here!!!

Sanjuro motions to someone backstage, and is answered by the emergence of Token Weed. He stands at the top of the ramp, as Dark and MUD enter and stand behind him.

Hypnosis: If you’re in this thing pretty boy, stop posing and start fighting.


Token Weed, closely followed by Dark and MUD head down to the Asylum and as Ash turns to hit Token, MUD blocks the punch, allowing Token to retaliate.

Hypnosis: That’s’ enough fucking time. Any more entrants, the countdown’s on…

5

4

3

2

1…


Fuck.

Synn.

And not alone.

In the company of Drax and the newest Few member Harris, they made their way to the cell, as Drax hurled Dark out of the way, who falling into Ash, eliminates himself and Ash. This doesn’t please Ash at all, as he starts to hammer on Dark as the two are taken backstage by Asylum security.

Hypnosis: 7 to go…

Synn and Harris start to work on Sanjuro, as GFK and Drax have somewhat of a clash of the titans going on. Meanwhile Token holds MUD back, playing this battle royal with tactics, not just brutality. This doesn’t last for long though as Synn and Harris finally hoist Sanjuro into the air, before unceremoniously dumping him to the outside, which sparks MUD off as he flies at Synn, and before Harris can double team MUD, Token lets his fists fly at him.

Synn turns, and takes his attention elsewhere, meanwhile however, Harris finds himself in trouble, as Silver rushes him, knocking him to the ground and pummelling him with hard rights and lefts! Silver hoists him back to his feet, and whips him to the Asylum steel, as he rebounds, Sterling catches him with a kick to the ribs, and lifts him, dropping him stiffly with “The Tarnisher!”

Before Silver could take further action however, he was met by Synn, who levelled him from behind with a hard clothesline to the back of his neck!

Drax and GFK are immersed in some test of strength as neither men seem to be getting any attacking, as they both try to throw the other one out of the cell.

Hypnosis: Boring… FINAL FIVE!!!

With that Hypnosis walks over to the cell and clocks GFK in the back of the head with the steel pipe. GFK goes limp, and as Drax pushes the dead weight off of him, and over the cell wall, Hypnosis grabs Drax by the shoulder and pulls him out with him.

Drax looks at Hypnosis with pure hatred, but Hypnosis simply points to Drax and the security force, in great numbers, drag the big man away.

Hypnosis: I guess strength size aint everything, Drax.

MUD connects with a knee to the gut of Harris, which double him over, before MUD powerbombs Harris almost vertically as he connects spine first with the cell wall. Synn looks over to Harris, which is the advantage Token was looking for as he grabs Synn be the hair and drops him with a reverse DDT. With Synn temporarily down, Token motions to MUD, who lifts Harris up, and Token winds up for a huge punch. He connects. Harris falls, draped over the cell wall but miraculously still conscious… but barely.

Silver once again sees his chance, after staying down for a deliberately long spell,he dusts himself and approached Harris, preparing to hoist him out of the Asylum.

Only to be greeted by an unexpected surprise.

Koji Tamura.
Koji rushed through the crowd, greeted by abuse on the way, he sprung into the Asylum avoiding several fighters and honing straight in on his target.

Silver turned.

CRACK!

Koji hit him with a hard superkick, enough to propel him over and out of the Asylum, Silver landed on his feet clutching his jaw, as Koji clambered out and the two exchanged heated fists up the aisle and through the curtain!

Synn grabs MUD by the ankles and pulls him to the floor, before mounting him and unleashing wave after wave of punches to his face. Token is about to help MUD, when he remember Harris… and just in the nick of time, as Harris was preparing for a move off the cell wall. A look of despair comes across his face as he is swiftly dropkicked off the cell wall by Token and taken away from ringside.

Hypnosis: Tough break Synn. Let’s see if you can handle yourself.

Synn gets off of MUD and backs up a couple of steps, to reassess the situation. It wasn’t as he’d planned it at all. In front of him stood Token and MUD, seemingly functioning as a unit, and it was clear by how much MUD was sweating, what the alliance was about. Synn did the only thing he could do at that moment, and that was to go back to what he did best. Play mind games.

Synn lunged at MUD, and grabbed him in a sleeper hold. He managed to move himself around the cell, keeping MUD in front of him at all times, shielding himself from Token. But this wasn’t just a sleeper hold. Synn was working his magic.

Synn: You know he doesn’t care about you MUD. You’re just another druggie to him. He’s gonna get the title and drop you. He won’t need the cash. And you’ll be the one working your ass off for smaller and smaller hits, as he lay around all day without a fucking care in the world. Is that what you want MUD… I can help you MUD…

MUD broke the hold.

And Token glared at Synn, before turning to MUD. Why wasn’t MUD attacking Synn.

Synn smiled, as MUD grabbed Token and threw him to the ground. Token bounced up as quickly as he could, but Synn joined the attack, as Synn held Token’s arms as MUD pounded away at Token’s midsection. Token coughed as blood spattered from his mouth and hit MUD in the face, but it didn’t stop the onslaught. In the only reason the punches stopped was because Synn dropped Token.

MUD looked up in time to see Synn connecting with a spear to MUD, and then picking MUD up and locking him in a modified chokehold.

Token staggered to his feet, coughing up more blood on his way, and seeing his best chance to win the match he ran. He took off with a diving shoulder block, one that was aimed at both Synn and MUD… but Synn had it all figured out. He let go of MUD, just in time to scramble out the way and for Token and MUD to collide and head over the cell wall.

But it wasn’t over.

Token grabbed a handful of mesh as he went over the cell wall, and as adrenaline kicked in, one of the few natural drugs that ran through Token’s body, he pulled himself back in.

Hypnosis: Get him you fucker!!!

Both Synn and Token looked at Hypnosis, confused as to who he was talking to.

Hypnosis: You fucking heard me.

Synn ran at Token, and seemingly tried to decapitate him with a kick to the head. Token rolled over, now bleeding profusely from the mouth, but then the most often used move in the Asylum. The low blow from hell.

Synn collapsed as Token writhed over to him. He grabbed Synn by the hair and pulled him. He positioned himself by a cell wall, before going for a suplex out of the cell.

It didn’t happen.

Synn blocked it once… twice… before spinning round and lifting Token up for his “Hellbound” brainbuster… but because of the positioning, Token was brought down on the cell wall. The finally unconscious Token crumpled in a heap on the outside of the cell and Synn had won the invitational battle royal.


Synn via Ringouts





Exposed



The Sunday Show returned from a commercial break as Token Weed stood in the Asylum cage, still sweating and aching from the battle royal in which he participated moments ago. He smiled at the booing fans and brought a microphone up to speak.

"On Retribution I promised Dark, that I'd pay him back for attacking me," Token said, as his lip was still scabbed in the corner.

"Well, you wan't to know what I'm going to reveal to you all?" as the Asylum crowd booed Token, he just smiled.

"What would you guys say if I told you Dark was a drug addict?" Instantly the crowd came to silence, as Token stood in the middle of the octagon, a grin spread across his face.

"What would you do if I told you I'd paid everyone of Dark's opponents, for the past 3
weeks? You all know I paid Mortimer off, but what about Sanjuro? What about Double Hard? Thats right, each one of those men recieved cold hard cash to lose to Dark, paid by yours truely...." Token said, as the fans began booing once more, and throwing even more stuff into the octagon.

"What would you say if Dark had bought three syringes full of heroine off of ME? What would you say if Dark was an addict, he wasn't the man who wanted me dead. What if I said if Dark NEEDS ME? He needs ME to feed his....." Token stopped talking as "7 Words" by the Deftones hit, Dark stepped out from behind the curtain, a frown plastered onto his face, and a bag hung over his shoulder.

"Token, what would you say if Dark didn't use your heroin?" Dark said, as Token's mouth dropped open.

"I'd say bull shit Dark, that's what I would say," Token said, looking directly at Dark.

"Well Token, Dark thinks your wrong," Dark said as he unzipped the black bag taking the contents into his hand. Dark laid out three syringes on the ramp, as Token looked at Dark, smiling.

"Come up here and get them Token, take these from Dark," Dark said, looking down the ramp at Token.

Token took a few steps out of the Asylum, as Dark slowly reached his left hand back to the bag, Token approached closer. Token began running up the ramp, as Dark pulled the knife from two sunday shows ago out, swinging it inches away from Token's neck, Token lifted his leg into the air, delivering a side kick to Dark's arm disarming him. Dark then reached down to tackle Token...

But this time Token had other plans as he delivered a knee to Dark's face and then took a step back, delivering a jumping pump kick into Dark's chest, as Dark fell to the ground, his forhead cut open, and blood trickling from his lip.

"Dark, you fulled me once, you foiled my first way to get back at you, and I told you at Retribution, in a fight, I'd kick your ass, and thats what it's come to Dark, a fight, next Asylum show," Token said as he walked off, a smile plastered across his face as Dark's eyes slowly opened, to be eye to eye with a syringe.







Persephone (c) vs. Nerva
(Ladder Match - Women's Title)


The fans cheered as two members of the ring crew walked down the aisle carrying a ladder. It was time for the return match between Nerva and Persephone that would end their feud once and for all. The men set the ladder up in the middle of the walkway and then headed to the back.

Biohazard’s “Unified” surfaced over the speakers and Nerva walked out to a cheering crowd. It was her second chance at the Asylum Women’s Title – the title that was meant for her to hold. All she had to do was win it, but her opponent wouldn’t make that easy. After walking past the ladder and stepping into the cage with no fear, Nerva stood in the ring and awaited her opponent.

Bad Religion kicked over the speakers with “Infected.” Persephone came out from the back with a condescending smile at the sight of Nerva. It almost turned into a laugh as she walked by the ladder and towards the cage. She had a scar on her cheekbone from one of Nerva’s many vicious kicks. But Nerva wasn’t well off herself. She had stitches in her lower lip and her face was battered. This was all from Retribution.

They both looked like beaten wives. But they weren’t like most women. They were fighters and proud of it.

Persephone entered the cage and took off her belt and handed it to the ref. He placed it onto a hook connected to a rope and then gave the cue for someone backstage to suspend it fifteen feet in the air. Both women looked at the prize go up. The bell sounded.

Nerva closed in on Persephone and trapped her in a dangerous choke. As Persephone tried to unhand the move, Nerva kneed her in the stomach and hit her with an uppercut. With the opposite hand she punched Persephone in the chest and then axe kicked her in the shoulder. Persephone fell to the ground tending to the stricken parts of her body. Nerva fell fist-first on Persephone’s back and then locked her in a crippler crossface. Persephone slipped her head through Nerva’s arms and reversed the move.

With no panic Nerva made a successful escape and stood up. She charged at Persephone but was met by an unforgiving spear. The breath shot out of her stomach as she rolled onto her stomach. Persephone stood up with satisfaction written over her face and then eyed the ladder. “Time for the artillery,” she said. Nerva rolled over to the side of the cage as Persephone hopped out of the Asylum and grabbed the ladder. Nerva was back up to her feet and had a 12-foot ladder thrown her way.

It missed her by an inch, but Persephone’s flying fist attack didn’t. Nerva began bleeding below her eye. Persephone locked Nerva in a full nelson and bashed her head into the steel rim. Nerva’s forehead had a red mark from the rim as Persephone brought her back up – still in the full nelson position – and slammed her onto the ladder. Persephone took the opportunity to set the ladder up and climb. She made it up three steps before Nerva bounced up, kicked off the cage and delivered a tornado kick to Persephone’s back. Persephone arched from the kick and the ladder soon after fell over.

Nerva tattered Persephone with kicks to the thighs then head butted her in the face. Persephone wiped off the blood under her nose. She was pissed off and showed it by punching Nerva. Nerva deflected the second punch and countered with a back fist to the ribs and a right hook across Persephone’s chin. She weaved like a boxer in front of Persephone’s blurry field of view and sunk her fist into Persephone’s stomach and then dropped an ax kick over the shoulder. Persephone fell to her knees, and Nerva delivered a roundhouse kick to the temple. She stomped Persephone on the ground a few more times and then eyed the toppled ladder.

She set it up and started climbing, showing some discomfort at each scale. Persephone meanwhile rolled back to her feet and climbed up the other end. Nerva saw her underneath her and desperately reached for the Women’s Title. Persephone acted quickly by yanking down Nerva’s martial arts pants. Nerva chose the wrong day to wear the thong Antonio got for her birthday as the flashbulbs went off throughout the crowd. Before Nerva could get a chance to pull her pants up, Persephone punched her in the gut and hooked her up.

Uranage slam.

Through the announcer’s table.

Persephone, who took less of the fall, tried pushing herself up from the shards of a broken table, but fell back down with her face lying on Nerva’s abs. JPP and Malone had a moment of silence at the sight of the two battered women before them lying in a heap of wood and sweat. Nerva opened her eyes after a ringside fan spilled his beer over her face. It woke her up a bit, and at that time Persephone rolled off to the side and got to one knee. Nerva was still in pain from the shock of the table. Persephone dragged Nerva into the cage by the hair. She placed Nerva’s left leg in between the ladder and brought the top part of it up. Nerva pulled her leg away right before Persephone slammed the ladder shut, and then swept the champion’s feet from under her.

Nerva stood over Persephone, contemplating her next move until a fan folded her chair up and threw it into the ring. Nerva caught it and looked at Persephone, who was slowly getting back up. She whipped the chair at her and then connected with a jump reverse sidekick. Persephone’s was backed against the rim. Nerva unfolded the chair and set it down, before jumping off it and beginning the Double Touch with a single spin kick. Persephone’s face jerked from the impact, but she saw the second spin kick coming and dodged it. Like a leech Persephone slapped on a half-nelson choke-out on Nerva. There were no submissions allowed in a ladder match, but Persephone did have a reason for this move. She weakened the struggling Nerva to the ground and trapped her in a body scissors.

The ref didn’t know what to do about the situation. He stood and waited to see what Persephone would do. “You can’t get a tap-out!” he said. But it didn’t matter. Persephone just wanted to choke Nerva unconscious. Soon Nerva’s arms crumpled and her fists unraveled. Persephone released the hold and set the ladder up. She began climbing up the steps. As she reached the third step, the crowd revitalized the arena with a loud cheer as Nerva kipped up. Nerva scaled the other end, and Persephone stopped at the top to unbuckle her leather belt. She noosed it, waited for Nerva to reach the top, and then wrapped it around her neck. Nerva responded with punches, but Persephone absorbed them and tied the belt to the D-ring that held the Women’s Title. Nerva pushed Persephone off the ladder, but Persephone wisely took the ladder down with her. A split second after that, Nerva slipped her fingers between her neck and the noose.

The Women’s Championship belt dangled over her face, and if she reached for it she would die. The leather was tightening against her skin. Nerva held onto the noose tightly, trying to create more air space. The image of capital execution hushed the crowd as Nerva’s legs dangled. Matters got worse for her as Persephone stood on the chair and jumped, grabbing hold of her feet. Now Nerva couldn’t breathe. She struggled with the 140-plus pounds that were bringing her down. Finally, she wriggled her right foot free and stomped it down on Persephone’s head, then kicked backwards with her heel. Persephone released Nerva’s foot and fell to the mat. Nerva had time to breathe again, but Persephone wasn’t giving up so easily. She grabbed the ladder and started climbing. She was going for the belt. Nerva watched on helplessly as Persephone reached the final rung.

But she wasn’t so helpless.

Nerva threw a front kick to swat away Persephone’s reaching hand. Persephone clenched her fists in frustration. She was so close to winning the pride, the glory… and the gold. Nerva swung back and forth and snapped a roundhouse kick across Persephone’s cheek. She went for another one, but an enraged Persephone trapped her foot and then trapped the other one. This allowed Nerva to free herself of the noose and grab hold of the D-ring. Before Nerva could grab the title, Persephone pulled Nerva onto her shoulders in a powerbomb position. She grabbed the straps of Nerva’s suggestive underwear and lifted her high up. Nerva’s heart raced. She reached back desperately for the title, thinking of it not as a means of victory but rather as a weapon of defense. She grabbed hold of the gold and yanked it free from the D-ring, much to the delight of the crowd. But the battle wasn’t finished. Nerva bashed Persephone in the head with the title, and then hit a photo-finish hurricanrana from the top of the ladder.

The bell sounded as Nerva got to one knee clutching the Women’s Title belt. The ref raised her hand as she raised the title high in the air. She finally achieved status as Asylum Women’s Champion. Her music pumped through the speakers once again. Persephone was still on the ground feeling the after effects and soreness of the match. Nerva climbed over the cage and limped to the back, something she’d done over and over but meant much more on this occasion. Despite the pain aching through every muscle, she was walking back a champion.

Throw your fist up, gimme some more
Are you raw? Hardcore, are you ready for war?
To our people who are real, we’ll fight till we die
We are the crew, unified



Nerva via procuring the belt





Not Enough




“This is far from over,” said Nerva. She walked down the hallway clutching her newly won Women’s Title belt. She’d wiped all the blood off of her face, but some of the crimson still stained her white top. When she reached a certain locker room she kicked the door open and saw Persephone stuffing her clothes into a suitcase and zipping it up with one hand while grasping Laura’s wrist with the other. At the sight of her aunty, Laura broke away and ran to the doorway, but Persephone grabbed her by the hair and pulled her back. “You’re not going anywhere! And you, Nerva, you stay back!”

Nerva dropped the belt. “Persephone, winning this title was hardly enough compensation. You still haven’t lost yet, because I want Laura back.”

“Fuck off. You’re not getting her, Nerva. In the eyes of the police, you’re the bad woman. You’re the woman who was so cruel to her child.” Persephone grabbed at Laura’s hair harder. “And me, I’m the savior who fought against you for Laura. I’m the heroine. The cops bought it all. The only downside to all of this was putting up with this brat kid.” As Laura struggled, Persephone smiled. Nerva held resistance against attacking her. “But a couple of slaps easily put her in her place.”

Laura stomped on Persephone’s foot and tried running away, but the former Women’s Champion wrapped her arm around the girl’s neck. “Let go of her,” said Nerva.

“What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do, Nerva? Make me?

Nerva nodded and produced a tape recorder from the back of her pants. “Damn right I will.” Persephone’s eyes widened in shock and she lost grip of Laura, who came running towards Nerva. As she wrapped her arms around Nerva’s waist, two police officers entered the room. Nerva popped the tape out of the recorder and handed it to the officer on her left. She lifted Laura into her arms as Persephone clenched her fists and shook her face in anger.

“It’s over, Persephone. Now you’ve lost.”






How dead do you have to be?


Does 'dead' really mean 'dead'???

Inmate is backstage. The guards aren't with him but he's still got the handcuffs on. Very risky. Tyler doesn't look like he cares though, as he seems to be looking for someone.

"Joe!"

At least we know why he doesn't care about being handcuffed. this is his chance to get revenge on Joe. Tyler walks into the room with Joe's name on the door. No-ones there accept a face we haven't seen on camera lately. Ice Cold Stephanie Connor.

"Stephanie, where's Joe at?"

She seems to be a little taken back by Tyler as though she thought he was going to attack her.

"I don't know. He left just shortly before you arrived, and he hasn't come back in here since."

"So you don't know where he went? I need to tell him something about Borst."

The Human Resources manager's face went blank.Borst?

Hearing that name, whose face wouldn't go blank though, really? She didn't respond, waiting to see if Tyler would explain further about what he's saying.

"Fine, forget it. But if you see him before I do, be sure to tell him that I don't care about the chair incident from retribution. just tell him I want some answers about Borst's death!"

And with that Tyler left the office.

"What the hell's Tyler talking about? What else is there to know about Borst's death? Whatever it was, it would have to wait, Tyler Burton was about to fight for his freedom.







ArchAngel vs. Inmate
(Inmate's freedom)


Freedom.

Its quite amazing what lengths the human race will go to, in order to ensure that there is freedom, the fight for freedom has stretched as far as world wars, and very much in comparison, what Inmate was about to do would merely be a storm in a teacup.

But not to the Inmate it wasn’t.

As far as Inmate was concerned, he was about to head into his own personal war, at the end of the road lay a guaranteed day of freedom, every week. But there were three obstacles in the way.

An ominous enclosed Asylum.

Archangel.

And winning.

Inmate had to survive and conquer all three, in order to achieve his goal.

In the knowledge of what the fans had said earlier, it was hard to distinguish who from Archangel and Inmate, they were to boo… each man fought for their own personal obsession, in the Archangel’s sights were Asylum gold, but Inmate’s stakes were much, much higher.

“Bodies” by Drowning Pool blasted through the arena, and the crowd rose in respect of the massive Archangel, who made his way down to the Asylum focusing on the battle ahead, he opened up the door to the enclosed Asylum, and after lowering his head slightly, got in, no sooner had he turned, than the real crowd reaction appeared.

“I Disappear” by Metallica.

The crowd exploded into a frenzy., as the Inmate, Tyler Burton… strode out from behind the curtain, this time unaccompanied by the usual officer of the law, perhaps something to do with Joe? It didn’t matter… Inmate knew what he had to do, and the faster he could do it, the better.

Which explained the sudden glow of fury in his eyes, make no mistake… Inmate and Archangel were both broken, desperate men, Inmate still had the staples under a bandage on his forehead, and were it not for the injections, he’d be struggling to move from the three cracked ribs, Archangel… his knee was torn apart internally, but desperate men take desperate measures, and these two wanted to win more than the need for life itself.

And in a second, it was on.

Inmate opened the door and entered the Asylum, a split second later, he ducked, avoiding the massive boot of Archangel with drifted past his skull, unfortunately for Archangel however, his boot continued its destructive path, hitting the mesh, which didn’t give much was.

Archangel grimaced in agony, clutching his strapped up knee, Inmate however… was like an unleashed animal, the ruthless fighter within was about to read its ugly head.

More often than not, the pure side and sadism of Archangel made him a fearful opponent, but no man… no matter how tall or painless, could withstand some levels of assault.

Inmate grabbed a handful of Archangel’s hair, seconds later he sent a gloved hand smashing into Archangel’s nose and popping it like a water balloon, Archangel’s head snapped back, tearing a lump of hair out of his head in the process, he rocked back as Inmate dropped the hair and advanced once more, taking Angel by the ears this time, and delivering a lip splitting headbutt to his mouth, the blood was coursing already, and Inmate craved to see more of it.

He took Archangel by the hair again, this time ramming his skull into the mesh wall ahead, Inmate then smiled, because he took Angel, and rubbed his head against the mesh, the effect was that not so different to a cheese grated, as Angel’s flesh began to peel back. Inmate finally put him down with a stern kick to the kneecap, before stepping back.

However, beneath the long hair, and blood… a sick smile was appearing on the face of Archangel, a smile of unforeseeable fury.

Inmate rushed, and Archangel rose, extending his knee and pulling Inmate in by the head.

Inmate yelped in a fashion that would stick in the crowds minds for the rest of the night, he roared out like an animal which had just been shot, as Archangel’s knee cascaded directly into his cracked ribs, Inmate’s body was brought to a half and as his head jolted forward, a long, almost vomit like flow of blood escaped from his mouth.

Archangel brought his knee up into the ribs of Burton, again… again, again and again.

Relativity, when you put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second, when you put your hands in a flame, a second can seem like an hour, and for Inmate, the powerful knees striking him in the ribs, never seemed to cease.

He finally breathed a sigh of relief when they did.

And was soon back, hands first… into the flame.

Archangel tore the bandage from his head, before whipping him face first into the Asylum mesh, the crowd cringed, because Inmate’s stapled were quickly caught in the mesh, and as he fell back, they visibly tore from his flesh,. A gaping wound pouring with blood remained.

But the crowd weren’t booing, nor cheering Archangels actions, they were rabid, hostile toward an individual who had just walked out onto the Asylum ramp, a smirk sat on his face and a clap which seemed to echo through eternity.

Joe Campbell.

“Well done boys, keep it up!” Joe appeared to word, as he took a steel folding chair, placed it down, and sat at the top of the aisle in his own personal seating space, Archangel snarled at the sight of him, but the snarl soon became one of agony.

Inmate, who had shown no mercy in sending a violent kick into the side of Archangel’s knee, which had no natural direction to buckle in, simply snapping inwards before he fell to the canvas, Inmate got to his feet, and stared through his own blood at Campbell, who sat clapping once more at the top of the aisle, Inmate stepped toward the door of the structure, but officials were quick to padlock it.

“Take that fucking lock off, now.” Inmate snarled, kicking the mesh as officials backed away, Inmate stared through Campbell.

“I dom’t know what game this is you sick fuck, but rest assured… I will win this, and I’ll get free… and then? Then they’ll have to add some more years onto my sentence, because I swear to god… I’ll fuckin’ kill you.” Inmate roared.

He turned back to Archangel, just in time to miss the words escaping Joe’s mouth.

“Win? I’m sure you will Burton, in fact you ca count on it.” Joe said with a sneer, before going back to watching the proceedings.

Archangel struggled to stand, as Inmate rushed him however, he was able to sidestep, Inmate rushing face first into the mesh, as Inmate spun, he felt a stiff kick to his injured ribs, and could do nothing but fall to his knees, as he did, Angel swept in, lifting with him a powerbomb, and sending Inmate spine first into the mesh without release.

And then, Archangel’s knee caved in.

He fell back, Inmate falling straight onto his head and then slumping to the side, they were both out of it, but an annoying voice echoed through the arena.

“Booooooooooooooooooooring.” Joe cried, now walking down the aisle with his chair and now a microphone. “Referee, don’t bother counting… the people didn’t pay for this shite… they want death! They want the same appeal Borst brought with him… they want bastardish… fuckheadish behaviour, they want dead animals, hate crimes… the lot!” Joe finished, a twisted smile on his face.

“Now, if you’ll excuse me while these two oafs take some time out, I might take a moment to administer a few handy extra’s to this match” Joe said, rooting around under the ring, what he pulled out sent the crowd wild.

“Ah yes… a baseball bat, with nails through it! I trust you both know how to use one of these!” Joe said with glee, as the officials opened the door and he slid it in.

“Now, what else to we have under here… interesting, this is like one of those cartoon pockets that has an endless supply of shite in it… nah… nah, what’s this I see?

C……………………. 4!

Grate!” Joe roared, pulling out a small quantity of plastic explosives, and sliding it into the structure. “Now, lets continue the festivities shall we?” Joe finished, opening up his chair and taking a seat once more.

Inmate, was the first up, Archangel was conscious, but his knee made it almost impossible to stand, Inmate struggled over and as his vision came to, he could clearly make out a baseball bat, laced with nails, he picked it up, and looked at Archangel, who clutched his knee.

THUD!

The crowd were silent, as Inmate lashed at Archangel with the bat, the nails clearly entering and exiting his body, Archangel roared in agony, before doing what appeared to be passing out from the pain, Inmate looked down at Archangel, and for a split second, a thought other than killing entered his mind.

Inmate looked at Archangel and saw himself, a man fighting the same good fight, with the same goals and needs, but as Archangel began to move, Inmate knew what he had to do.

“Sorry, Angel.” Inmate uttered, drawing back the bat and fixing a shot at Angel’s head.

Vengeance.

How it was possible was hard to fathom, Angel sprung forth from the dark recesses of hell, and locked a solid hand into Inmate’s face, his fingers almost pierced the flesh as Inmate struggled, dropping the bat and trying to prise Archangel’s hand away, however, Inmate was soon airbord, and fate? Fate played a big part in where he would land.

BOOM!

BOOM? What else? The C4.

Joe leapt to his feet, clapping and “Whoo!”ing as loudly as possible, as the sparks flew, Archangel fell back to the ground clutching his knee, as Inmate lay completely out on what was previously C4, slowly but surely, the official began his count, but Angel fixed a glare on Campbell, the cause of the unnecessary agony, he began to crawl toward him, reaching the door and pushing it open, before starting to leave.

An asshole, a bastard… a piece of shit, Joe Campbell was.

But stupid? No.

He sprung up, grabbing the steel door and snapping it shut, crack… crack… crack… crack… crack! The crowd were once again left scratching their heads in confusion, as Joe slammed the door shut on Archangel’s head several times! Archangel was now twitching on the canvas, as Joe rested the door shut, picked up his chair.

And knocked Archangel out.

CRACK!

Joe swung the chair, his motives again unclear, crushing Archangel’s head between steel, Joe slammed the chair down, and cambered over the broken body of Angel, before approaching the unconscious Inmate, and dragging him by the arm, Joe pulled Inmate out of the Asylum, and rested him on the guard rail.

Joe then looked at the referee, who stood confused.

“What? I need to draw a sign? He is on his arse… he is standing up… earn your fucking money!” Joe exclaimed, as the referee slowly counted the ten.

The crowd were mixed in reaction, “I Disappear” by Metallica played.

Inmate was free.

Archangel lay on the canvas, bleeding.

But maybe, he deserved the win?

And Joe, the bastard… was backing up the aisle with a smile.
We were probably going to have to wait another week for answers.

“Boiler” by Limp Bizkit kicked in, replacing Inmate’s music, as Joe smiled satisfied, once again leaving a crowd with questions with answers they would surely have to wait for.

Answers they may never get?


Inmate via Knockout





Credits
Justin: Pride.
Jay: Nicodemus Vs Pretty Fly.
Ben: Public service announcement, TV Title #1 Contender, Battle Royal.
Burton: How dead do you have to be?
Wanchai: Sympathy.
Brock: Exposed.
Chris R: Boiling Blood, Callous Vs Impetigo.
Tommy: Persephone(c) Vs Nerva, Not enough.
Joe: Opening, Archangel Vs the Inmate.




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