Bank One Ballpark, Pheonix, Arizona (May 13th 2001)
All in attendance in Phoenix’s Bank One Ballpark sat anxiously as they awaited the arrival of their favorite Asylum superstars. What they got, however, was something they didn't really look forward to.Kenny Rock on the Asylum-tron. "Good evening, you smelly fans of mine. I just wanted all of you to know that I'll be in the arena soon, so prepare yourself... make your little Kenny Rock signs, hold up your Kenny Rock posters, and practice your Kenny Rock chant because I'll be there soon enough!" The transmission is cut as the fans begin to boo tremendously, beginning a chant of "KENNY SUCKS" Asylum cameras backstage see a white limo pull up and sure enough, Kenny Rock steps out, grinning cockily as he makes his way down the hall. Suddenly, Kenny feels cold fingers tap him on the shoulder. Instinctively, Kenny reaches into his coat pocket, grabs a self-portrait, and signs it. He turns around to give it to his fan, only to be on the opposing end of a hard right roundhouse kick to the temple that sends his head crashing against the wall. It was Chaos and he didn't seem to be too happy with Kenny's antics on last week's Sunday Show. And Kenny really didn't need to start the night off like this. He ran as fast as he could down the hall, hoping to find safety in his locker room. But as he ran, Hypnosis made a point to trip him, sending him down the hall, flying into a soda machine with a great deal of momentum. Hypnosis and Chaos then began pursuing Kenny, trodding down the hall with their fists clenched. Kenny toppled over soda machines behind
him, slowing the two men down, creating distance between he and his attackers. Kenny huffed and he puffed as he finally found an open door. It was the women's restroom and every woman in it reached in their purses for a can of mace. In panic, Kenny runs out and crashes into the nearest locker room he could find. Kenny sighs and tries to catch his breath. "They. will. pay."
The camera’s went to the interior of the Bank One Ballpark, as the crowd in attendance rose to their feet and erupted as the fireworks and rock music blasted through the arena, the show had begun, but things quickly sent the crowd into confusion. “Hey dude, it worked for Chris Jericho, and it will SO work for me too, so don’t screw it up…what? Im on….DAMMIT, dude you promised, this sucks…now im all like, gonna have to think of another was to rip off, I mean…I’ll need to think of another way to return…what? Just pretend this is part of it? Um….ok, lets see….*cough* Buahaha! He is returning, to kick all of your asses and be the world champio…I mean, he is returning, buahahah! Let the countdown begin!” With that, the crowd began to stir, even more confused, as the words “Minellium Countdown” appeared on the big screen, and the countdown began, well…sort of. 18
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76 The crowd, completely bewildered, looked at the countdown in confusion as it continued to produce random numbers before fizzling out, if this was the “Minellium Countdown” then who was the “Minellium” Man?
As the crowd still stirred inside the Bank One Ballpark, the camera’s switched to the office of Joe Campbell, he sat at his desk once again, more or less completely healed from his war with GV at New Era. “You know, its good…the feeling of power, and of course, exploiting it. As much as I hate Pete Borst, I can sort of see why he act’s like he does, I mean, he has this “License to Kill” agreement, so hell…he kills people, otherwise he’d be wasting it, and now I lie back in the same situation, back in December or 2000, when I started up this company with the little funding I had, I took a few risks, Graphic Violence being one of them, I hired him to bring in some fans, and with them, some more money, little did I know that I’d be damned close to losing it all to him, since almost day one, I’ve fought with Steven Shadows, I man who I employed, fought for my wife, fought for my wife, fought for my company, and fuck…fought for my sanity at some points.” “But now, there’s no more fighting, because the past few months of cracked skulls and broken bone’s has payed off, because once again, im in charge, I have the power, and I can use it, or abuse it…however I want. And if you recall, one week ago, I stated that I had a plan, a plan in which I shall abuse my power, and enjoy every minute of it, at New Era, Graphic Violence met phase one of the plan. And tonight? A very pissed off Archangel. But not just that, a very pissed of Archangel, who I think I’ll let choose a partner. Because after all, when NC-17 lose the titles, I don’t want them both to go to big Arch, oh…and just to make things interesting Stevie boy, if Archangel wins tonight, he will become the number one contender for YOUR title.” Joe smirked to himself. “Phase two I believe.”
Tommy Li Vs Troy Cruz
Back in the arena, the atmosphere quickly became aggressive, as “Sandstorm” by Darude played, and Tommy Li, a hated man, walked through the curtain, met by tremendous abuse, and hit by trash and even spat at on his way down the isle, shrugging it off, he stepped calmly into the Asylum and awaited his opponent, “Last Time” by Fuel played, the trigger for better response, the crowd exploded, Cruz stepping through the curtain, a man who they waited on to beat Tommy Li to a pulp, Cruz walked slowly down the isle, but as he stepped into the Asylum, Tommy Li rushed him, connecting with a vicious kick to the leg, sending it cannoning against the mesh of the Asylum, Cruz fell to the mat, clutching his knee in agony, but Li was relentless, kicking ferociously at the knee of Cruz, who attempted to roll in evasion, his leg was however caught by Li, who rolled Cruz over, to be facing the mat, Li lifted Cruz’ leg, before driving his knee into the met with tremendous force, a first, second, and third time! Cruz rolled in agony, clutching his now near decimated knee, Li spat at the crowd in disgust, before laughing, and continuing the brutal assault, as Cruz neared his feet, Li rushed in, dropkicking the fragile knee from beneath Cruz, who fell back to the mat in a heap, Li was quick to lock on a leg grapevine, Cruz roared in agony, struggling to escape, he attempted to roll left, and then right, but Li persevered, leaning back and wrapping the leg up, Cruz struggles desperately, before bringing his free leg into the air, and dropping it across the nose of Li, which exploded with blood! Li rolled over, clutching his nose as Cruz mustered a desperate attempt to stand, Cruz reached his feet, hobbling like a wounded dog, Li turned, but Cruz was quick, jabbing him directly in the nose and sending him back, Cruz hobbled to Li, and caught him again, this time with a hard punch to the side of the head which rocked him further back Cruz mounted a rush of adrenaline, lifted by the crowd, he pulled Tommy into a solid headbutt which knocked him down against the mesh, Cruz limped back a few feet, before attempting to run at Tommy, who, unfortunately for Cruz, rolled aside, Cruz’ knee collided hard with the steel, knocking him straight back to the ground, clutching his knee again, Li snorted on the mat, clearing the blood from his nose, he took several moments to recover, as Cruz desperately used the mesh to get to his feet, as Tommy got to his feet, Tommy was swiftly into Cruz, laying into him with several punches and kicks, Cruz merely tried to ignore them, but as Li measured back, Cruz was in for trouble, THUD! Li smashed Cruz’ injured knee with a stiff kick, sending him into the air, and almost through 180 degrees! Cruz landed on his head, but his main concern again was his badly damaged knee, clutching it, he lay on his back in agony, as Li closed in for the kill, lifting Cruz into the air, he dropped him knee first onto the Asylum rim! “Ooooooh!” echoed through the arena, as Cruz yelped in agony, falling on his back as Li leapt and administered the killed blow, a solid kick to Cruz throat, Cruz lay motionless, the crowd booing intensely, as the referee administered the mandatory 10 count, Li raised his arm arrogantly, as the show went to commercial and “Sandstorm” by Darude played.
Charles King Vs Evolution
The show returned from commercial to the sight of Evolution already standing in the Asylum awaiting his match with “Solid Gold” Charles King, “I am a real American” played throughout the arena, as the comical Charles King stepped through the curtain, walking confidently down to the Asylum, and stepping in, to be met by a hard right hand via Evolution, Evolution knocked King flat out on the mat, and stomped him as he tried to stand, King however lashed out, catching Evolution with a low blow, before standing, and slapping him across the face! Not a good move, the crowd hushed, as Evolutions head slowly came back, focusing on King, before poking him in the eyes, grabbing him by the scruff of the neck, and throwing him head first into the mesh! King bounced back, and was caught by a stiff clothesline via Evolution, who lifted him straight back up, and hammered him with hard rights and lefts, King reeled back, as Evolution took to the air, flooring King with a dropkick, King shakily got to his feet, but as Evolution ran at him, he this time caught him with a drop toe hold! Evolution was straight back to his feet, furious, he swung at King, who ducked the blow, and kicked Evolution below the belt! The crowd winced, more for Charles King than Evolution, Evolution again got to his feet, running at King with a hard spear attempt, King again evaded the blow, hopping, as Evolution sailed through his legs, colliding with the mesh with a solid whack! Evolution bounced back, as King caught him on the way, with a hard slam, he drilled Evolution’s head into the mesh! And a second time! Evolution soon found himself hanging over the edge of the Asylum, as King tried desperately to throw him out while the advantage was his, Evolution however caught King in the mouth with a hard elbow, and as King fell back, fury overtook Evolution, he lifted King, slamming his head into the mesh repeatedly, before hooking and planting him with a German release suplex! King hit the mat hard, as Evolution rolled over, once again striking with numerous blows to the face, he lifted King up and planted him with “Rage of Sin” a Double underhook brainbuster! King lay completely motionless in the center of the Asylum, as the referee began his count1
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9! NO! Evolution pulled up King, taking him and ramming him once again into the mesh of the Asylum! Evolution measured his run up, but did not however, notice King shrewdly removing the slide bar from the small Asylum door, Evolution ran full steam ahead at King, lowering into a spear, he took to the air, bit King moved! Evolution hit the door, which, unlocked, flung open! Evolution hurled out of the Asylum, much to the shock of the fans in attendance, and Charles King! “I am a real American” played through the arena, as Evolution got to his feet, his eyes glowing red with anger, as he watched Charles King flee up the isle, with a victory under his arm!
Kenny Rock felt safe. Harm would not come to him today... or so he thought.
Kenny checked the locker room door and much to his chagrin, the name on the
locker door wasn't his.
It read "Archangel."
The panicked Kenny Rock took a gulp as he walked outside of Nico's locker,
looking awfully suspicious.
"Hmm... Maybe if this wasn't AA's locker, things would be alright."
Kenny looked around and found a spray can. Immediately, he went to work,
capping out AA's name from the locker room door and inserting his.
"Nobody will notice. Besides, Archangel isn't here yet. His match is at
the end of the card. Perhaps if I were to somehow find MY locker and spray
paint his name on it, it would be perceived as a misunderstanding. Gosh
Kenny, you're a genius!"
A genius perhaps, but apparently not as smart as he thought he was. For
behind him stood the 7'2" monster with his arms folded. Kenny turned around
and found himself on the wrong side of a closed fist from hell. Kenny rubs
his jaw and finds blood on his palm.
Hypnosis Vs Chaos
(Last Man Standing)
“Words are Weapons” by D-12 plays on the PA system for the first time. The sweet tune of a piano is heard playing, before the bass line replaces it at the same time as Hypnosis walks out with his barbwire ladder in his hands. The crowd boo like crazy as Hypnosis walks down to ringside and grabs a mic with his other hand and addresses the crowd.
Hypnosis: Wassup Phoenix?
The crowd boo and chant “Ass-hole”
Just like you faggots to not support me. I didn’t even do nothing yet. Yet. You see I gotta stay creative. I hold my head up high and don’t let up on any suckers. You could say I’m a soldier and I just don’t quit. I stand up for what I believe in as long as I’m breathing and still all of y’all be hating on me. Well this little standard match just changed. It would be a first blood match, but that’d be too damn short… so now its
LAST MAN STANDING
Now you fucking idiots here in Arizona probably thought that’s just a normal Asylum match, and you get the 10 count and it’s over. How dumb are you. Last time I said, “Fuck the World”, you went out, dug a hole in your back garden and started banging it. No. This match aint confined to the Asylum, and it’s a 20 count, so if Chaos has got any balls, and he’s not just coming out spouting crap but shooting blanks… He’ll bring his ass out here right…
“Devil’s Dance” by Metallica plays as Chaos comes running down to the ring with his razor wire baseball bat. Hypnosis picks up his ladder as Chaos jumps over the cell wall and the two face off. The crowd cheer and chant for Chaos as they predict a bloodbath.
Hypnosis swings the ladder at Chaos’ head, who ducks and jabs Hypnosis in the chest with the end of the bat. Hypnosis drops the ladder, but has enough awareness to sidestep the swing by Chaos, and nailing him with a superkick. Chaos stumbles back into the cell wall. Hypnosis runs at him, but is hit with a full swing by Chaos to the head. Blood sprays from Hypnosis’ head before he even hits the canvas. The crowd cheer as Hypnosis is downed, as Chaos drops the bat and starts stomping on Hypnosis’ head, but Hypnosis manages to turn over, protecting his forehead. Hypnosis gets up to his knees revealing the pool of blood on the canvas. Chaos picks up the ladder and drives it into the back of Hypnosis’ head who drops to the mat again. Chaos sets the ladder up just outside the Asylum and climbs up. Chaos reaches the top of the ladder just as Hypnosis gets to his feet. Chaos leaps off, hoping to connect with a Hurricanrana, but Hypnosis manages to hold Chaos up, and necks over the cell wall. Slam Dunk.
Chaos is down as Hypnosis heads to the top of the ladder himself. He makes it to the top, with Chaos still down, Hypnosis dives off in an attempted moonsault… but on his way down Chaos grabs the razor wire baseball bat and holds it up. Hypnosis hits it with his chest, but crushes it into Chaos. Hypnosis almost bounces off of Chaos as he grabs his chest in pain, as it starts to pour blood. Chaos stands up, and reveals a hue gash on his chest as well. Both men look fatigued as the lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, which last milliseconds, as Hypnosis knees Chaos in the gut, nut doesn’t let go of the tie up, and repeatedly knees Chaos in the gut and in the chest, where he’s just been busted open.
Chaos drops to the mat, and Hypnosis sees his opportunity as he locks an elevated Texas Cloverleaf on Chaos, Hypnotiser. He’s got his finisher locked on, but tap outs mean nothing in a Last Man Standing match, as Chaos taps on the mat continuously, the taps becoming weaker with each strike of the mat.
Hypnosis releases the hold, but instead of letting the referee count, he picks up Chaos and props him against the cell wall in a sitting position. He then grabs the ladder from outside and folds it down, placing the top against Chaos’s already injured chest. Hypnosis takes a couple of steps back, and climbs on to the cell wall on the other side. Hypnosis leaps off with a low dropkicks, driving the ladder into Chaos who goes through the cell wall! Hypnosis celebrates for a moment, looking out over the fans and shouting abuse at them, until he realises that there is no count.
Hypnosis looks round for the ref who is nowhere to be found. Wait. There he is. At the top of the ramp… when suddenly “Infest” by Papa Roach plays and Impetigo stands at the top of the ramp.
Impetigo: You think you’re so damn smart for suckering me in to another one of your traps? Or do you think it’s funny? Well I just showed you you’re not the only one who makes plans. And my one was funnier.
Hypnosis: I didn’t have anything to do with that attack, but as a matter of fact, I still found it fucking hilarious! Way funnier than grabbing a balding guy in a black and white shirt.
Impetigo: Funny! Are 12 stitches funny? Is a concussion funny? Is massive blood loss funny?
Hypnosis: Of course it fucking is, especially when it happens to a faggot like you.
Chaos has got back to his feet and stumbles into Hypnosis, while Impetigo runs downs to the Asylum and grabs the ladder. Chaos pins Hypnosis against the cell wall as Impetigo climbs the ladder and connects on both of them with a spectacular somersault dropkick, sending the two men out of the cell, landing on the back of their heads.
Impetigo calls the ref down to the cell, who starts to make the count on both men.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
FOUR…
FIVE…
SIX…
SEVEN…
EIGHT…
NINE…
TEN…
ELEVEN… (Hypnosis starts to stir)
TWELVE… (Hypnosis rolls over and gets to one knee)
THIRTEEN… (Impetigo grabs the razor wire baseball bat)
FOURTEEN… (Impetigo brings the bat down on the back of Hypnosis’ head)
FIFTEEN… (Hypnosis crumbles to the floor and seems unconscious)
SIXTEEN (Impetigo stomps on Chaos just to make sure)
EIGHTEEN…
NINETEEN… (Impetigo walks off to grab a microphone)
TWENTY!
The match is a draw via double count out.
Impetigo stands over Hypnosis and Chaos, after doing damage to the two men who have made his life hell for the past 2 months. He raises the mic to his mouth as he looks down on the two men.
Impetigo: You two. Next week. Triple threat.
Impetigo drops the mic and walks off as Hypnosis gets to his feet and picks the mic up, while still short of breath.
Hypnosis: You make even the people in the crowd look smart, Impotence. I didn’t fucking do anything to ya, but Triple Threat sounds like a lot of fun. I’ll see ya next week, punk.
Impetigo stands at the top of the ramp smiling as the crowd cheer him on. Suddenly however, Chaos come’s from behind Hypnosis, cracking him over the skull with a chair, before falling to the ground, both men lay flat out, as some familiar music begins to play.
"Out From Under" by Incubus plays as Kenny Rock walks down the Asylum rampway, with a stick in hand. Kenny rolls into the Asylum and pokes both of the two hardcore combatants with a stick as if they were dead birds. Kenny then takes a microphone and begins taunting the crowd in attendance."Phoenix, Arizona... THIS is what happens when you try to blindside Kenny Rock. THIS is the end result of my wrath!" Kenny then begins to pummel both of the unconscious fighters mercilesslywith the blistered stick, only to stand over them with his foot on their chests, in a flexing position. "Take a picture, Phoenix. For you're looking at the only man BETTER than the Asylum!" Little did Kenny know that the members of KoA, Nicodemus and Archangel were walking down the rampway. And by the looks on their faces, they didn't seem too happy with Kenny's locker vandalizing stunt he pulled earlier in the show. Kenny, meanwhile, continued to argue with the audience, who was now on their feet. "It's my time to shine!" It was Kenny's time alright. His pain... was now. All in attendance stood silent, not knowing whether they should be cheering or booing the inevitable. Nicodemus turned Kenny around, kicked him in the gut, and proceeded to place him in the crucifix position. From there, it was academic. Archangel performed a scintillating moonsault and connected with a massive DDT on the way down. Kenny lay motionless on the mat, but suddenly, the “Minellium Countdown” sprung into action, 12, 17, 23, 4, 92, X BOOM~! The rampway erupted as “Supernova goes pop” by PM5K played and a huge firework explosion erupts and “Aiiiiiieeeeeeee, my ears!” is heard throughout the arena, the lights come up as Chris Credible kneels, clutching his ears at the top of the ramp, before finally standing, and putting a microphone to his lips. “……. … … ……… … …….!!!” Credible turned the microphone on, and in a deafened state, did not realise that he was shouting. “THE NEW MINELLIUM HAS ARRIVED DUDES! DON’T WORRY KENNY, I WILL SAVE YOU, HIYAAAAAAA!” Credible ran toward the Asylum, Archangel and Nico looked on in confusion, as Credible sprinted down the isle, before tripping on some camera cable, he fell, but in motion, dropped his magic 8-Ball, which propelled through the air, over Archangel and Nico. CRACK. It hit a slowly standing Kenny Rock in the head. Kenny fell flat on his back, as Credible stood to his feet, assessed the damage, and cried “Crapo” before fleeing the scene. It just goes to show that you just don't fuck with KoA. Because if you do, you'll be left in Asylum fighting grounds, staring at the lights. Just as you will, if Chris Credible tries to save you. Stretchers came to take Kenny, Hypnosis and Chaos as the Asylum's Sunday Show went for a commercial break.
Synn Vs Chris Titan
The show returned from commercial, as the crew cleared the wreckage from the previous match, “The Fight Song” by Marilyn Manson played throughout the arena, and the crowd exploded with boo’s as Synn emerged from behind the curtain, spreading his arms in a crucifix as the boo’s echoed throughout the arena, he reached the Asylum, and stepped in, taking a fighting stance and smiling as the drumbeats of “Down With the sickness” by Disturbed began to play throughout the arena, the crowd rose to their feet in anticipation, as the guitar kicked in and pyro’s exploded down the isle, however…the seconds passed, and no Chris Titan emerged, Synn instantly knew that it was another façade, and began to throw a fit of rage, dragging one of the crew workers into the Asylum and flattening him with “Broken” a death valley driver into a reverse DDT, Synn looked to the top of the isle, but Titan was no-where to be seen, Synn dragged a second crew worker in, knocking him out with “Hell’s Hammer” a gutwrench piledriver, Synn again beconed for Titan to emerge, but with no sign, he dragged a third and final crewman into the Asylum, before flooring him with “Hell Bound” as Synn got to his feet, the crowd exploded, for behind him, on the big screen, was the grinning face of Chris Titan.“Im watching” Titan’s voice echoed, as Synn turned, only to see a blank screen which had flicked off a split second before he saw it, Synn left the Asylum, once again unable to gets his hands on Titan, he would have to wait again, leaving one to wonder what he would do to Titan, should he get his hands on him.
Asylum reporter Eddie Francis is backstage with a report on Kenny Rock. "Kenny Rock was instructed to stay in the building, despite the minor injuries he has suffered all night long at the hands of Hypnosis, Chaos, Archangel, and Nicodemus. Kenny complained about his situation to Joe Campbell, but Campbell insisted that he was obliged to defending the TV Title tonight, as it was stated in his contract. Also, in other news, it is said that Just Sane was unable to find his way to America West Arena tonight, causing tonight's TV Title matchup to be a nontitle endeavour. More news to come as it rolls along." Adam Manson is seen delivering stinging body shots to a punching bag, ripping it open a little with every punch. A note catches his eye as he quickly reaches for it and begins reading aloud. "Hey Adam. Take care of Archangel for me. Bastard ruined my clothes. Sincerely, Kenny Rock." Kenny Rock. The name itself boiled Manson's blood. Crumpling the note into a ball in his fist, Manson rushes full speed towards the punching bag and tears it apart, causing the contents of it to pour out onto the concrete floor. "Oh, I'll take care of Archangel alright."
Adam Manson and Insane Wonder Vs Ash and Mysery partner
(Team Match)
"Dig" by Mudvayne blared over the speaker system as Asylum newcomer Ash made his way down to the ring to a fairly large pop from the crowd, smoking a cigarette, drinking a 40oz, and carrying a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Ash entered the Asylum, drained the rest of his 40oz and smashed it over his own forehead, busting himself open before the match even began. Ash then uncapped another 40oz and sipped it while he waited for his opponents to enter. "Planets Collide" by Crowbar began to play as Adam Manson and the Insane Wonder made their way to ringside, to a huge collection of boos, Manson dragging behind him a garbage can full of weapons. As they get to the ring, Manson throws the can over the cage and the weapons spill out across the canvas, including a metal crutch, a baseball bat wrapped in blood-rusted razor wire, a dead squirrel, a roll of barbed wire, some lighter fluid, a stop sign, and a steel chair. Manson and Wonder enter the Asylum and stare menacingly at Ash, who just returns the glare. Ash then raises his bat and uses it to point to the curtain. On cue, the cymbals from "Blind" by Korn begin to play as Jon Davis screams "ARE YOU READY!?" and Ash's mystery partner is revealed as the Extreme Champion, Nicodemus, steps out from behind the curtain carrying a plastic bag filled with light tubes. Nico steps into the Asylum and Ash tosses him a 40oz. Ash and Nico simultaneously drain their brews and then smash them over the heads of their opponents. Ash then lays into Wonder with a fury of right fists as Manson and Nicodemus exchange punches. Manson gets the upper hand and clotheslines both himself and Nico over the cage and to the outside, where the brawl continues. Meanwhile, Ash picks up the metal crutch and brings it down over Wonder's head, staggering him. Ash pulls back and goes to hit the "Insane One" again, but Wonder sidesteps, grabs the other end of the crutch, and uses it to whip Ash back-first into the mesh. Wonder then brings the crutch across Ash's ribs several times before Ash drops to the canvas and drop toe holds Wonder causing his chin to collide hard with the top edge of the cage. Wonder hits the canvas, blood trickling from his mouth, as Manson and Nico take turns smashing each other's heads into the mesh on the outside. Nico gets the upper hand as he blocks Manson's latest attempt to ram his head into the mesh, and reverses it, smashing Manson's head into the mesh, instead. Nico then grabs a chair from the crowd, pulls back, and slams it into the back of Manson's head, sandwiching his head between the steel chair and the steel mesh of the cage. Manson drops to the concrete on the outside, his face now a bloody mess. Inside of the Asylum, Ash pulls a few light tubes out of Nico's bag and smashes them over Wonder's forehead, busting it open. Nico pulls the "Sanity Assassin" back to his feet and nails him with a few right hands before signaling to Ash to toss him a light tube. Ash obliges and Nico smashes it over Manson's head, causing Adam to lean back against the guardrail to keep his balance. Back in the Asylum, Ash sets a chair up in sitting position, takes a few steps back, runs and springboards off the chair, onto the top of the cage, then leaps off the cage as Nicodemus tosses him a chair in mid-air and Ash hits an Arabian Facebuster guillotine onto Manson, causing him to teeter over the guardrail and into the crowd. The crowd breaks into a chant of "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" as Nico helps Ash to his feet and over the guardrail. The two don't however notice Insane Wonder, who's up on his feet. Wonder runs and springboards off the chair Ash set up a few moments ago and clears the cage with a double cross body block onto Nico and Ash, taking them both to the floor. Wonder gets back to his feet quickly and does a little strut as Manson regains his feet and steps back over the guardrail. Manson orders Wonder to toss Nicodemus back into the Asylum and Wonder obliges then climbs to the top of the cage, himself. Manson sitches Ash up for a suplex onto the concrete and on the way down Wonder comes off the cage with a leg drop to Ash's groin. Manson and Wonder then reenter the Asylum to team against Nicodemus while the ref starts the count on Ash, but only reaches four. Manson and Wonder put some boots to Nico before Manson pulls Nico to his feet and locks him in a choke sleeper. Nico's legs start to go numb and Manson pulls him down, connecting his knee with Nico's spine in a vicious move he calls "Redemption", just as Ash reenters the ring behind Manson and Wonder. Wonder bends down to trash-talk the Extreme Champion, and doesn't see Ash, who takes advantage of his positioning and "Budweiser Bombs" him onto that upright steel chair, breaking the chair and perhaps Wonder's back, as well. The ref begins to count Wonder out, but as Ash turns around, Manson Yakuza kicks him in the jaw and pulls Wonder back to his feet before the ref even reaches three. Nico slowly back up to his feet and Manson turns around and locks him in a sleeper hold. Insane Wonder sitches Ash up for the "No Wonder" but Ash counters by smashing a light tube over the "Insane One's" head and flapjacking him across the edge of the cage. Ash then hits Manson across the back with a roundhouse kick, allowing Nico to get out of the sleeper and hit the "Sanity Assassin" with a crescent kick, which staggers Manson a few steps back, right into a superkick to the back of the head, by Ash, flooring Manson. As Manson tries to regain his feet, Nico hits him with a vicious buzzsaw kick to head, causing Manson to drop back down to his hands and knees. Ash then hits him in the face with a double-footed seated dropkick. Nico goes over to the roll of barbed wire and places it over Manson's head. Ash then grabs the stop sign, pulls back, and nails Manson over the head with it, driving that barbed wire even further into Manson's flesh. Manson's face is now a mask of crimson as the ref begins the count: 1..2..3..4..5..6.. Manson is back up at six and pulls the crown of barbed wire from his head. Meanwhile, Ash and Nico are putting boots to Wonder. Manson whirls Nicodemus around and hits "Into The Shitworld" then picks up that dead squirrel, whirls Ash around smacks him across the face with the creature. Ash turns around to face Wonder, just as the "Insane One" hits him with "Ouch, that hurt my head" jump-DDTing his head right into Nico's bag of light tubes. Ash's face is bleeding profusely now, as well, as the ref starts to count out both Nicodemus and Ash:1..2..3..4..5..6..7..Nico is up..8..Ash is up, as well. Manson puts Nico back down with a huge chokeslam as Wonder goes to hit a spiral powerbomb on Ash, but Ash reverses with a headbutt to the groin and takes Collins down with a picture perfect T-bone suplex. Ash climbs to the top of the Asylum but Manson is right behind him. The "Sanity Assassin" catches the drunk at the top and DDTs him off the top of the cage and through that already broken chair, just smashing it to pieces with "In Death's Embrace." Manson takes a few moments to recuperate and turns his back to Ash as the ref begins to count him out again: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..somehow Ash manages to stagger up to his feet! Manson grabs his razor wire bat and gets ready to nail Nico with it just as Ash picks up his barbed wire bat and is about to use it against Wonder. Ash and Manson accidentally back into one another and whirl around to face one another, instantly. A game of "dueling bats" ensues, as Ash and Manson parry one another's strikes. Manson gets the upper hand with a kick to the gut of Ash, bending the drunk over, and is about to capitalize by bringing that razor wire bat across his back, but Ash drops to the ground in the nick of time, and Manson's bat strikes the edge of the cage, halting it's momentum. Ash with a kip-up back to his feet and he strikes Manson in the arm repeatedly with his barbed wire bat while Manson tries to wedge his own bat free from the mesh. Manson's arm is now a bloody mess as Ash pulls back and goes for a knockout swing to Manson's head. Manson ducks at the last second and Ash's momentum carries him around so that his back is to Manson and the "Sanity Assassin" capitalizes by repeatedly striking Ash in the back with that vicious razor wire wrapped bat. Ash's shirt and the skin of his back is just torn to shreds as blood flows freely onto the canvas. Meanwhile, Insane Wonder tries to take advantage of Nicodemus, who is just watching the duel between Ash and Manson take place. Wonder picks up the empty garbage can and rushes Nico with it, but Nico dodges and Wonder ends up striking Manson in the head with the can instead. With the attack on Ash relenting for the moment, Ash takes the opportunity to wrap that roll of barbed wire around his own forearm. Wonder drops the garbage can and looks down at his tag partner in shock that he hit him. Ash back to his feet and hits Wonder in the face with a right hook wrapped in barbed wire. Wonder whirls around, turning his back to Nicodemus, who lifts the "Insane One" up onto his shoulders. Ash climbs up to the top of the Asylum and comes off with a barbed wire wrapped clothesline onto Wonder as Nico falls back, completing the Doomsday Device. The crowd breaks into another chant of "Holy Shit!" As the ref begins to count Manson and Wonder out: 1..2..Manson is back to his knees and Nico grabs him and places him in powerbomb position. Ash doesn't even wait for the ref to continue his count on Wonder and grabs him and places him into powerbomb position, as well. Ash and Nico simultaneously hit their respective continuous powerbomb into DVD combos; the "Alcoholic Blur" and the 3-7-77. That looks like it will be it as the ref begins what looks to be the final count on Manson and Wonder: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..Manson is unbelievably on his feet and says "Some people want everything handed to them with a big red bow," but Wonder is still unconcious and the ref continues his count:...9..NO! Ash grabs the referee from behind in a Kata Hajime choke, stopping the count. The referee goes limp as Ash chokes him out and then drops him into the "Detox" sit-down inverse DDT. Nico doesn't see any of this, as he has his back turned to Ash and the ref and has climbed up to the top of the Asylum with his arms raised in premature victory. Ash grins sadistically and picks up his barbed wire bat. Ash brings the bat down across the back of the Extreme Champion, staggering Nico atop his precarious position. Nico totters on the brink of falling off the cage as he turns around to see who has just stuck him. As he turns, Ash scoops Nico up into fireman's carry position, spins a 360, then drops his own mystery partner into an Emerald Fusion, completing the Hangover. The crowd begins to boo the only man they originally cheered for in this match as Ash stands over his double-crossed partner, taunting him. Manson walks over to Ash and greets him with a sadistic grin as Wonder slowly regain his feet. Ash returns his grin and high-fives both Manson and Wonder as Insane Wonder leaps out of the Asylum and runs to the back. Ash and Manson heft their respective barbed/razor wire bats and begin lacing into the fallen champion just beating him mercilessly. The beating continues for several moments to the boos and jeers from the crowd until the Insane Wonder comes back dragging a glass coffee table. Wonder places the coffee table on the cement outside of the Asylum as Manson grabs his lighter fluid and starts dousing the table with it. Ash, still grinning, lights up a victory smoke and gives the prone and severely bleeding Nicodemus a few kicks to the ribs. Manson, done with his task, climbs back into the Asylum and pulls Nico to his feet as Ash flicks his half-finished cigarette onto the lighter-fluid-doused table, setting it ablaze. Ash and Manson then lift Nicodemus and hit a double powerbomb drop straight through that flaming glass table! The crowd breaks into a final chant of "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" as Ash begins unraveling that barbed wire from his arm and tying it into a noose. Ash then grabs a mic and begins to speak.Ash (turning toward the crowd): "We had all you fucktards going for a while, didn't we? Yeah, I turned on my own mystery partner and left all you little cuntrags asking why? Well, the answer is quite simple...why the fuck not? You see, neither I, nor Manson, nor even that crazy fucker, Collins, gives a fuck about what any of you fans think of us! All we care about is causing pain, suffering, and destruction!" Ash passes the mic to Manson and finishes with the barbed wire noose and tosses it out to Insane Wonder. Wonder slips the noose around the prone Nicodemus' neck and hands the other end back to Ash, who wretches back on the end of the barbed wire noose, strangling Nico with the noose and digging into his throat with that barbed wire. Manson: "Asylum, bare witness to the first victim of the Lynch Mob! Nicodemus was the first to feel our wraith, but others shall soon follow! Watch your step to Hell, Asylum,..it's a long fall!" With that, Manson tosses the mic onto the canvas and Insane Wonder hops into the Asylum and takes over Ash's job of strangling the Extreme Champion. Meanwhile, Ash and Manson pick up their respective barbed/razor wire bats and heft them over their heads. Ash then hands both Wonder and Manson 40oz's, then cracks one open himself as "South Texas Deathride" by Crowbar plays and the three leave the Asylum laughing and drinking all the way backstage.
Kenny Rock(c) Vs Dominator Vs Just Sane
(T.V. Title)
Backstage yet again, Eddie Francis has a report with Kenny Rock.Kenny stares at the Asylum cameras with rageful intent. "First of all, Eddie. I would like to address my situation here tonight. I've been bumped. I've been bruised. But I haven't been beaten. I take it that a lot of the boys backstage don't take favor in me claiming to be better than the entire Asylum." Kenny moons the camera and extends his middle finger. "That's how I feel about what you think. The fact is, I'm better than the Asylum, I'm better than the fans, and I'm sure as hell better than you Mr. Francis." With a grin, Kenny cockily pushes Eddie Francis's head back and spits in his eye. Unfortunately for Mr. Rock, behind him stood his opponent for tonight's bout: The Dominator. Dominator sprays Kenny's eyes with mace and begins to start his attack on Kenny pre-emptively before the match, as the official match doesn't start until both combatants are in the ring. Dominator took Kenny by the hair, ramming his head against the wall several times, before throwing him through the entrance curtain, the crowd erupted as the two appeared at the top of the stage, and Dominator was quick once more, slamming Kenny over the skull with the empty mace can, Kenny crawled down toward the Asylum in agony, before slowly climbing the steps, and collapsing in, Dominator was quickly on him, and strangely seemed to know what he was doing, flooring him with a snap german suplex, and locking him into a dragon sleeper! Kenny escaped, poking Dominator in the eyes, but Dominator was swift again, laying out the standing Kenny with a swiftly executed bulldog, Dominator pulled up Kenny, and slammed him against the mesh repeatedly, Kenny however used his instincts to hammer Dominator with a low blow! Dominator fell to his knees, but Kenny was clearly still blind from the mace, Kenny searched around for Dominator with his hands, sensing his presence, he let fly with several rights and lefts, narrowly missing the referee! Kenny continued to swing, with Dominator now to his feet, and behind Kenny! Dominator swooped in, low blowing Kenny this time, and punishing him with a reverse DDT! Kenny lay flat out, as Dominator mounted the mesh, and launched, hitting Kenny with a picturesque senton bomb! Kenny reeled in agony, before once again struggling to his feet, and swinging at an opponent whom he couldn’t see, Dominator one again rushed him, taking him by the tights and slamming him neck first into the mesh, before following up by dropkicking him in the back of the head, Kenny was now beginning to look extremely tired, victim of several beatings already, he finally realised the whereabouts of Dominator, and caught him with a hard right! Dominator rocked back, as Kenny closed in, lifting him in the air, and dropping him face first onto the rim of the Asylum! Dominator fell back, as Kenny rubbed his eyes frantically, trying to regain full vision, as he did however, Dominator once again struck, low blowing him not once, but twice, and executing a simple yet effective snap suplex, before once again mounting the mesh, and landing squarely on kenny’s throat with a legdrop! Something was wrong, Dominator appeared to know exactly what he was doing, no mistakes, as he lifted Kenny, and piledrove him to the mat once more! Kenny struggled up, and finally caught a breath, catching a running Dominator with a drop toe hold, Kenny slowly stumbled backwards, and ran at Dominator as he stood, but for the second time in as many matches, Dominator struck, a HUGE back body drop saw Kenny sail out of the Asylum, but unlike last week, this time he hit the announce table head first! CRACK! The crowd erupted, as Kenny lay mangled in the announce table, “Ice,Ice, Baby!” by Vanilla Ice played through the arena, Dominator was handed the T.V. title AGAIN! As Kenny lay motionless in the table wreckage,as Dominator left, three suspicious looking EMT’s walked toward Kenny. For the second time tonight, Kenny is taken out on a stretcher. Three considerably largely suspicious men carry him out. It was the Lynch Mob. Adam Manson shoves the letter down Kenny's throat, causing him to gag while Insane Wonder continuously delivers elbow shots to his throat as Ash repeatedly kicks Kenny in the groin. Having done enough and sending a message to the Asylum, the Lynch Mob throw Kenny into the ambulance and walk away, satisfied with the work they've done. Just when you think it couldn't get any worse for Kenny Rock, it does. Just Sane is driving the ambulance vehicle, just standing above the lifeless body of Kenny Rock. "Poor, poor Kenny...lying there, your bones, back, and mind broken...but now You know what it's like...You know what it's like to be tortured, and to have to watch your every move at every corner because you've had all your 'friends' turn on you. Are you enjoying it, Kenny? Have you enjoyed your night of personal hell? " He snickers. "You know Kenny, it's funny how you know so little...do you really think that everyone just decided to maul you on their own will? HA! The incompetence around here is SKY HIGH...these half-wits couldn't engineer something as ingenious as this. No, it had to be someone not just with the smarts, but with the sense, and absolute DISGUST for you..can you guess Kenny? Can you guess now?" A sadistic grin. "It's sad, my friend, because you used to be such a trustworthy fellow...such a close friend who could be asked to do anything without even asking why...but at some point, the greed overcame you...the trust dissappeared, and you began to think that you didn't need your friends...No, you decided it better to run with the "other" crowd...the crowd with the power...but that power didn't last for long, did it Kenny? No, it was fickle, as was your term...You realized that without that power, that assurity, you would quickly be picked apart by the same man you had abandoned..." A pause. "You betrayed me Kenny...you turned your back on me, and with you, took every ounce of trust I had in the Human Race...you began my downfall...you began a tumble that forced me into what I am today...yes, Kenny...you made me...you made the same sadistic creature that you have to deal with..." A final break. "No longer Kenny...they will know...the secrets of IWF will be revealed..."
NC-17(c) Vs Archangel and Partner of choice
(Team TItles)
NC-17 stand in the ring side by side as they watch ArchAngel walk down the aisle to the tune of Divine by Korn. He walks alone, which pretty confirms what everyone was expecting - ArchAngel has decided to go 1 on 2 with NC-17! As ArchAngel motions to get into the Asylum, GV and Silence begin to move towards him. He stops and turns points to the entrance way. It seems that ArchAngel did decide to get a partner after all! Pete Borst steps out from behind the curtain, rubbing his hands together and grinning. Borst takes his position outside the cage and ArchAngel climbs in. GV is ordered to go to the outside as well. The new team rules apply for this match. Instead of it being a free for all, it's proper tag format. The match can be won or lost via submission, knockout or ringout, but only if the LEGAL MAN is the the one on the receiving end.ArchAngel lunges at Silence, who ducks under and hits AA with a hard forearm shot to the chest. ArchAngel doesn't seem fazed at all, and grabs Silence around the throat with both hands and tosses him across the ring. Silence quickly gets to his feet and stares at ArchAngel. Silence runs at AA, but it's like running into a brick wall. ArchAngel stands tall and shoulder blocks Silence down. ArchAngel quickly grabs the long blue locks of Silence and yanks him up and proceeds to knee him in the mid section and hoist him up drop him gut first over his knee. Silence begins to get up, but ArchAngel grabs Silence with his huge arm and locks in a chin lock. AA wrenches back and forth for a while as Silence screams in pain, before GV climbs into the ring and breaks the hold. ArchAngel motions towards GV, but as he does so, Silence catches him with a chop block. ArchAngel falls to the mat and holds his knee for a moment, before Silence begins to viciously stomp on AA's chest. ArchAngel rolls over and crawls over to the cage wall as he tries to catch his breath. Silence approaches him from behind and grabs ArchAngel's head and rams it repeatedly into the mesh and begins to grind his face on the chain linked fence. Silence reaches out and tags in GV. Silence holds ArchAngel for Graphic Violence to get a free shot in, kicking him hard in the mid section. Graphic Violence hits ArchAngel several times with clubbing blows across his back. As ArchAngel begins to get up, GV hits him with a stiff DDT that keeps ArchAngel down for a five count. As GV pulls ArchAngel up, AA headbutts GV in the midsection twice before catching him with a left hook on the jaw. GV staggers back, and moments later, he's hit with a huge piledriver from the seven foot monster! Both men are down and the ref begins to count them both out! GV is crawling over towards Silence, while AA crawls towards Borst. Silence reaches out and manages to tag GV and he climbs into the Asylum. ArchAngel is close to tagging Borst, but Borst makes no effort to make the tag and the opportunity is gone as Silence stomps on ArchAngel. Silence waits for ArchAngel to get up before hitting him square in the jaw with a hard superkick. Silence wastes no time and drags ArchAngel over to the cage and begins to try and bundle him out. AA eventually manages to push Silence away. Silence staggers away, and then suddenly charges at ArchAngel. Silence is met with a boot to the mid section followed by "Worse than living" a powerbomb into a face buster! ArchAngel is on the opposite side of the Asylum to Borst and begins to slowly crawl towards him. Silence is practically next to GV, and after some time, Silence manages to crawl the couple of metres to tag GV. Seeing the ArchAngel is still quite far away from Borst, who's not even extended his hand for the tag, Graphic Violence grabs a chair from the ringside area. ArchAngel is inches away from Borst, but GV sends the steel chair crashing down across ArchAngel's back. Borst sneers and shrugs his shoulders as GV waits for ArchAngel to get up. When he does, he's met with a thunderous chair shot to the head. ArchAngel amazingly doesn't go down, but does when the chair hits him for the second time. GV grins and places the chair over ArchAngel's face, before taking a run up and going for a leg drop. ArchAngel moves! GV ends up leg dropping the steel chair only, and ArchAngel seems to have got his second wind. AA grabs the steel chair and smacks it on GV's leg before charging at Silence and knocking him to the outside. GV is back up and grabs ArchAngel from behind, but ArchAngel quickly turns around and locks in the eye claw, Vengeance! GV struggles in the hold, but is beginning to fade. Both men are close to Borst, who still hasn't featured in the match. Borst suddenly reaches out and slaps AA on the back before climbing onto the cage rim, and diving off. ArchAngel quickly releases Vengeance and GV is hit with a flying Clothesline from Yankland! GV's head is almost taken off, and combined with the effects of being locked in Vengeance for quite some time, he's out! As soon as the ref has reached the ten count, Borst climbs out of the Asylum and leaves. ArchAngel is handed both the team title belts, and stands in the centre of the ring looking down the aisle as Borst wanders off. ArchAngel and Borst are the new team champions, but more importantly to ArchAngel, he's got a shot at GV at the next PPV!
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