the Asylum | Sunday Results
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the Asylum Arena, San Jose, California
February 16th 2001
Asylum Championship + T.V. Championship
Pete Borst(c) Vs (c)Kenny Rock
 
The scene of a special match-up coming live from the Asylum Arena; 2000 fans in attendance for this one off wrestling match. It's title for title. World Title vs TV Title. Winner takes all.
Kenny Rock is in the ring with the mic. He has a sleeping bag under his arm and there are a couple of pillows on the floor as well as an alarm clock.
"Ladies, gentlemen and Borst's. It's a well known fact that our friend Pete Borst suffers from some rather distressing insomnia, that leads him to believe he's indestructable yadda yadda yadda. Now insomnia is a serious condition boys and girls, and it's made even more serious when the sufferer becomes disollusioned like our friend Pete Borst."
Kenny unrolls the sleeping bag and puts the pillows in a nice pile. "Pete, my friend. Before we go at it for the two richest titles in the game, I thought it might be a nice gesture to attempt to cure your insomnia! You see, I've been reading this book, entitled 'How to Cure Insomnia' by K. Rock, and the first step requires the poor sufferer, Pete Borst, to come on out and join me beside the (Kenny makes the quote signs with his fingers) "bed"."
Just then, the aeroplanes and morse code sounds play over the PA system as lights flicker on and off in the area. The music kicks in and Borst is shown standing outside the ring as the lights come on and D'Yer Know What I Mean? plays over the PA system.
"Cut that music. Pete, come in the ring and I'll cure your insomnia for you!"
Borst shakes his head and climbs up onto the ring apron before extending his right arm and sticking two fingers up at Kenny Rock.
"Fine! Be like that you... you... you..."
Kenny throws down the book and grabs a pillow, swinging it at Borst who not surprisingly is unphased by the 'pillow shot'. Borst climbs into the ring. He makes a wild swing for Kenny, who ducks out of the way and rolls out of the ring. Borst wastes no time by following Kenny outside and then chases Rock around the ring. Kenny slides into the ring and stomps on Borst as he follows Kenny Rock in.
Kenny takes the early advantage, dazzling Borst with a series of technically sound wrestling holds. An armbar, followed by an arm whip. A leg drop, the cover. A two count. Rock throws Borst off the ropes, who ducks under Rock's clothesline attempt and comes back at Kenny Rock light a train, spearing him into the turnbuckle! Kenny slumps in the corner and Borst grabs a hand full of hair before slamming Rock's head backwards into the turnbuckle. Kenny, unphased by the turnbuckle bashing manages to lock Borst's ankle with his legs and roll over into a leg submission. Borst gets to the ropes and Kenny Rock breaks the hold.
Borst gets to his feet, but is clotheslined back down again, and Rock pounces on Borst going for the cover. Borst quickly kicks out after one and gets back up again. This time, Rock takes Borst down with a dropkick. Another cover, another one count. Kenny Rock whips Borst off the ropes. Kenny nails Borst with a powerslam and points to the top rope. Rock quickly scales the turnbuckle and jumps off, going for a double axehandle.
He hits it. Down goes Borst. The match has only been going a few minutes, but Borst's lack of wrestling ability is showing, and Rock is shaping up to leave with two titles. Kenny showboats a little and the fans boo him. He puts on a fake frown before snap suplexing Borst in the centre of the ring. 1, 2. Kick out. Borst sits up and shakes his head, getting rid of the cobwebs before Rock kicks him back down to the mat. Kenny grins and raises his arms and locks in a chin lock.
The fans can see Borst's eyes open wide and the anger in Borst's body boiling as Kenny keeps ahold of a weak chin lock - the scene reminicent of Borst's only over pro-wrestling match in which Borst was was disqualified for punching his opponent while in the same position. According the match stipulations, if Borst's DQ'd, Kenny gets both titles! He's daring Borst to punch him. Borst winds up, and you can see the fans getting worried. Borst flings his arm around and the fans gasp, but instead of hitting Kenny Rock in the face, he grabs Kenny's ankle and begins to squeeze as hard as he can. For the first time in the match, Kenny Rock looks in some sort of discomfort, and he quickly releases the chin lock and kicks Borst away.
Kenny hops over to the corner and rubs his ankle as he moans at the ref about Borst's tight grip. Borst is up and stalks his prey. Borst is about to grab Kenny, but instead has the ref shoved into him. Borst refrains from pushing the ref away, not risking disqualification, and Kenny takes advantage hitting Borst square in the face with a hard super kick. Borst slowly gets up and is very groggy as Rock comes off the ropes and runs at Borst. He catches Kenny Rock in a bearhug! He squeezes tight for a few moments before spinning around and planting Kenny Rock on the mat with a spinebuster. Both men are down and the ref begins to count them both out!
The ref gets to 8 before Borst gets to his feet. Just then, Michelle Campbell walks down the aisle. Kenny Rock is still down, and instead of going for the pin, Borst is more interested in what the Asylum owner, Joe Campbell's wife is doing at ring side. Kenny Rock comes up from behind Borst and hits him with a stunning German suplex!
Michelle claps as Rock climbs the turnbuckle. Rock gets his balance and executes a stunning Shooting Star Press into a Frogsplash, which he likes to call The Headliner! It's over! Kenny covers Borst. 1...2... we've got a new champion... NO! Borst got his shoulder up! Kenny can't believe it. The fans are going wild, but Borst doesn't get up after the move, so Kenny takes the opportunity to get back onto the top rope and go for The Headliner again. It seems like Kenny's asking for trouble going for the same move twice, but he hits it! Kenny is about to go for the cover, but Borst suddenly sits up! He stares at Kenny and begins to get up. Kenny is in a state of shock and staggers backwards as Borst stalks him. Borst swings wildly at Kenny, narrowly missing Rock's head.
Kenny quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs the TV Title before walking down the aisle backwards shouting and pointing at Borst. The referee begins to count Kenny out. As he gets towards 10, Kenny and Michelle are stanidng in the aisle with their arms raised high. Borst is awarded the match via count-out and retains the Asylum Championship. He puts his famous two fingers up, showing Kenny Rock the V for victory as Kenny continues to walk backwards down the aisle with Michelle. Kenny turns around as he gets near the curtain and sees an unknown female standing in the entrance way. Kenny freezes when he sees her, as this special show comes to an end.
Credits
Main Event: Steve
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