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SNUFF 21/04/2010

The end of the never ending story is closer than you think.

I'll hazard a guess that a few of you might still be following along so all that remains to be said...

...is enjoy them while they last.

• Snuff | 21/04/10




SNUFF 25/09/2009

Another day/week/month/ahem/year.

Another Snuff.

Suffice to say...

...the shit has well and truly hit the fan.

• Snuff | 25/09/09




SNUFF 24/08/2009

Not much to count anymore.

Apart from bodies that is.

Things grow increasingly short and sweet..

Which of course, happens, when everyone is dead.

• Snuff | 24/08/09




ATROCITY 09/05/2009

Did someone mention something about London buses?

That old thing about waiting for one, then two come along at once, then you get on one and it explodes.

Erm...

...atrocious?

• Atrocity | 09/05/09




SNUFF 08/05/2009

Oh right.

You still do these then do you?

Yes we do.

Well I'll be damned.

Best have a look then.

• Snuff | 08/05/09




SNUFF 18/12/2008

Short.

Sweet.

To the point?

Possibly...

...in a mind bending sort of way.

• Snuff | 18/12/08

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