Welcome to the most ironically titled section of the site; the rulebook. A far more suitable name would've been the rule page, or the rule paragraph, or it we're completely honest and anti rulebook. Here you'll discover all the wonderful ways and means of winning a fight as well as a few pointers on what not to do if you want to stay alive.

ENVIRONMENT

In order to keep out of reach of the long arm of the law, fight locations will change on a regular basis. From basements to back yards, warehouses to whorehouses, car parks to er... safari parks, asylum fighters will be there. All fighters are encouraged to use whatever the may find around them to beat, bloody and bludgeon their opponent in the most creative of ways, it's what we like to call artistic freedom.

KNOCK OUT

Should you manage to render your opponent unconscious for ten seconds the fight is over.

SUBMISSION

Should your opponent physically tap out or verbally quit the fight is over.

RINGOUT

Should there be a ring or specific fighting area from which to throw your opponent and you manage to do so the fight is over.

DEATH

Should your opponent be so rude as to die on you the fight is over.

WEAPONS POLICY

Fighters are encouraged to bring their own weapons to fights especially if they happen to be fighting someone ridiculously better at fighting than themselves. There is however a no guns policy because whilst most of you are worthless scum of the earth we do like to keep the numbers up. Should you bring a firearm to any fight and be caught you will be immediately removed of it and shot yourself.

COWARDICE

It goes without saying that you should not try to run away, if you do enjoy the thrill of being hunted down and massacred however then this too is encouraged.