Welcome to the section of the website where you can make a huge mistake and attempt to join the organized chaos we have going on here. Having thought about whether or not I should open and close the application form I elected to keep it open so I don't have to keep editing this page... anyway here's some stuff you should know before you take the plunge.

• By filling out the below form and mailing it off to me, you're basically signing up to a database of applicants that I will in turn browse when I feel that it has become necessary to bring new members in to liven the place up a bit. You won't be responded to with regards to this email unless it's me contacting you about joining.

• Of course it's not really a database, I was just saying that to sound miles more professional and give you the impression that I have systems in place and all that bollocks... in fact your application will just go in the special applications inbox I have with all the other apps (aka the compex data retention bank... there I go again).

• Please take a few weeks to get used to the site, the stories and the people if you're new... should you sign up because you saw the fancy artwork or something then it'll be painfully obvious that you haven't been paying attention (you'll probably have applied with the same wrestler you're using in the eight other places you're in).

• With regards to applying with wrestlers, I'll think about it if it's conceivable that your wrestler has been out of the public eye for a while and would not be as famous as they were... if they're appearing on television every week and making a fortune it's not likely they're gonna be moonlighting to have their teeth knocked out by a psychopath for pittance.

• If you're one of these people that takes everything seriously, is full of their own shit and believes their own hype then please don't apply here... there's a million other places full of people like you where you'll get on with people much better (in the sense that you all hate each other equally).

• Had enough of reading this? Fair enough... you're at the actual form now anyway (it's not a real form, far too lazy to set one of those up, shoddy cut and paste job).

YOU:

Name:
Email:
AOL/MSN/ETC:
Age:
Current Feds (don't mind if you're in a few but don't get silly with it):
Interests (optional but it's nice to know that you're not just a robot that can write):

YOUR CHARACTER:

Name:
Birth Name:
Known Aliases:
Date Of Birth:
Place Of Birth:

Height:
Weight:
Blood Type:
Eye Colour:
Scars Or Marks:
Injuries Or Illnesses:
Mental State (completely sane is fine but if they're crazier than a shithouse rat let me know):

Fighting Style:
Moves:
Finisher:
Weapons:

Fighter History:

IDEAS:

What sort of ideas have you got for your character?

Finished? Good... copy, paste and email it following the link below (please don't change the subject line).

jcampbellta@gmail.com