COOL PRIZES?

The camera's moved backstage, where Asylum interviewer Jordan paced the corridor, seemingly searching for someone, as she rounded a corner, she smirked to herself, seeing Chris Credible looking at the booking sheet. She walked up behind him.

"Hah, Kenny Rock, that dude's even more of a wuss than I am, or at least he was or something, he was all like "Yo! I kick Yo Ass!" against the Borst dude, and since then he's been like all T.V. champion-y, maybe if I just apologise for attacking him earlier, and…give him Griff's ticket to N-Sync, things will be okay, or wait…I can pretend to be unconscious, that always wo…"

"Hey Chris" Jordan chirped.

"AIIIIEEEEEEE!" Credible screamed, leaping around into a karate like stance.

"Oops, sorry." Jordan exclaimed.

"Oh, its you, you should watch that you know, sneaking up on hardcore badasses is pretty dangerous, you know…I could have killed you there missy, had my lightning reflexes and spidey-senses not warned me of your presence. Erm…you didn't hear all that pretending to be knocked out stuff did you, cause well…if you did, it kind of diminished all that stuff I just…"

"Can I just get an interview?" Jordan sighed.

"Oh um, yeah"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I've taken this brief interlude to catch up with the one and only Chris Credible, to quiz him on…"

"There's going to be a quiz?"

"Well, no Chris, that was just a figure of speech."

"Ahhhh, I see what you mean." "Alright, that's understood then."

"Yeah, just tell me when we've started, I cant wait to win cool prizes!" Credible grinned to himself.

"Yeah, whatever, now…Chris…why exactly did you attack Kenny Rock earlier in the show?"

"Well, Babe…that was because im a generally cool guy, and I couldn't like, just sit by and watch that dude get his but kicked!"

"Really?"

"Well, not technically speaking, no…I sort of work for security, as a sidejob, because the lawyers said that I cant keep spitting in people's food and then claiming it, and I have to like…"Buy my own" or something."

"So in reality, you are the very same cowardly Chris Credible that entered the Asylum months ago?"

"Yeah"

"Okay, that is all, back to the show." With that, Jordan walked down the corridor, leaving Credible to wonder for a moment.

"Hey asshole! You told me there'd be cool prizes! Come back!" Credible gave chase as the show went back to the arena.

ATTACKED

The door to Reno's red 1994 Pontiac Grand Prix slammed shut as Reno walked towards the backseat where his kitbag lay. The door jammed a bit, causing Reno to fumble around with the handle until it finally opened and ZaC flew out onto Reno's shoulder. Reno reached into the backseat and pulled out his large black duffel bag.

He looked at the contents as he spun on his heel and...

"PAC!" Reno fell backwards into the car as Boomer dropped the metal folding chair and kicked Reno in the chest. ZaC lunged at Boomer's face but was caught and thrown into the arena's wall. The monkey fell limp onto the ground as Reno started to get up, but recieved an elbow to the jaw, sending Reno down to the ground, knocking the contents of his duffel bag onto the ground.

"You wanna choose the hard path Reno? Here it is bitch!"

Reno was pulled up by his hair and his head bounced up against the frame of the door. Boomer placed his boot against Reno's neck, holding him still.

"What's a matter tough guy?"

Boomer removed his boot from Reno's neck and then slammed the door onto his neck, causing Reno's body to suddenly jolt and then fall motionless as Boomer smirked casually.

"You had your chance to run with the hunter...Now you are merely the prey. Good luck friend"

NICODEMUS & ARCHANGEL VS SANJURO & MATTHEW

"Hero" by the Foo Fighters played as a new look Sanjuro appeared to good response from the crowd, face paintless and now sporting short dreadlocks, Sanjuro walked calmly down to the Asylum. "Scum of the earth" by Rob Zombie was next, as Matthew walked through the curtain to another good response, Matthew however proceeded to stare at Sanjuro, not stepping into the Asylum as "Divine" by KoRn played and Archangel walked chillingly down to the Asylum, "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot was next, un-expectedly, Nicodemus appeared from behind Matt in the crowd, smashing him over the head with a chair, Matt fell to the ground as Archangel entered the Asylum and began to rock Sanjuro with hard fists, Matt attempted to make an escape on the outside, but only found himself victim of a massive buzzsaw spinkick from Nicodemus, flattening him, meanwhile in the Asylum, Archangel met a superkick from Sanjuro which temporarily had him down, Nico however showed his extreme power, military pressing Matt into the Asylum, and closely following, prompting the bell to ring and the match to get underway.

Nico and Archangel began by immobilizing Matt and Sanjuro, double back body dropping each of the men, then going to work individually, Nico punishing Matt with a Saturn driver, and Archangel taking down Sanjuro with an Angel cutter, Matt was quickest to recover, headbutting Nico in the nose, as Archangel reached for a chair, Sanjuro however was also doing some reaching, for a Monitor on the announce table to be precise, he swung, shattering it over Archangel's head as the crowd gasped, Archangel dropped the chair and went down, As Matt picked it up, only to look up into a huge big boot from Nico which almost decapitated him, Nico followed through from the big boot, almost taking Sanjuro's head off too with a lariat.

Nico assessed the damage as Archangel got furiously to his feet, bleeding from the back of his head he placed the shattered monitor over the downed Sanjuro's face, and brought the chair down onto it with a sickening thud, Sanjuro lay motionless as Archangel locked him into an evevated Dragon sleeper surfboard combo, Nico turned, but was the recipient of an attack by a manic Matt, who slammed the now crumpled monitor into his head, before using the chord to choke Archangel, who released Sanjuro, As Nico got to his feet, Matt swung the monitor by the chord and his Nico in the head, Nico lay motionless as Matt took what appeared to be a pen from his pocket, and began to seemingly write on Nico's forehead, suddenly however, Nico sat up into Matt's face, and Matt panicked, running out of the Asylum as the bell rang to give Archangel and Nico the win via ring out.

Matt continued to run as Nico hoisted up Sanjuro for "Armageddon", however the crowd were shocked by the events which occurred, with Archangel scaling the mesh, and somehow performing a Moonsault DDT, catching Sanjuro on the way down! "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot played, as Archangel and Nico left the motionless Sanjuro to pursue Matt.

WINNERS: NICODEMUS & ARCHANGEL VIA RINGOUT

KENNY ROCK© VS CHRIS CREDIBLE
T.V. TITLE

"Teething" by The Deftones played as Chris Credible strode through the curtain to a mixed reaction, he stood in his shining blue shirt and gleaming blue sunglasses as the music played on, before finally making the walk down to the Asylum, he turned as "Out from thunder" by Incubus played and Kenny Rock stormed through the curtain with a stern look on his face, unusually, Credible didn't seem phased by this, and as Kenny stepped into the Asylum and stood nose to nose with him, he didn't back away an inch, suddenly, Chris Credible extended his hand, Kenny looked him in the eye, and both men proceeded to shake hands as the bell rang.

Both men fell flat on their backs.

The referee looked on confused, as both men lay motionless, a murmur moved around the crowd, as the referee stood, confused as to what to do, suddenly however, a small hand gesture from Credible prompted the referee to begin to count…

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10!

No sooner had the referee reached 10, had Credible and Kenny leapt up and embraced in the center of the ring, as the crowd boo'ed intensely, the two jumped for joy, as the announcer called the match at a draw, and the referee was forced to hand both men the T.V. title! Both men left holding the title high to a chorus of boo's as the show went to commercial.

WINNER: DRAW

TROY CRUZ VS EVAN AURORA

"Diamond" by Klint played through the arena as Evan "Nowell" Aurora stepped through the curtains to a shower of boo's, Aurora somply smiled at the crowd, marching down to the Asylum to face a familiar face, and as "Last Time" by Fuel played, the crowd erupted into cheers, Troy Cruz stepped through the curtain with a stern expression on his face, first flipping off the crowd in attendance, then pointing at Aurora, and flipping him off much to his displeasure, Aurora gestured for Cruz to bring it to the Asylum, and he did just that, whipping his coat off in mid sprint and throwing it into Aurora's face, the blinded Aurora was victim of a massive dropkick from Cruz, followed by several stern kicks to his ribs, Aurora however escaped from the blinding Jacket, low blowing Cruz, and controlling the pace, with an abdominal stretch, Cruz quickly escaped this, but was slowed down by several hard rights courtesy of Aurora, who finished him off by clotheslining him down, and locking in an arm bar.

Cruz rolled out, before heeling Aurora in the nose, which introduced the first blood of the fight, this however was soon equalised, as Cruz ran at Aurora, he found himself drop toe holded into the Asylum itself, causing his mouth to bleed, Cruz wiped the blood and began a vicious attack on Aurora, kicking and punching him into the mesh, then repeatedly bashing his skull against it, Aurora escaped Cruz' fury, gouging him hard in the eyes, and DDT'ing his skull into the canvas, he then applied a sleeper hold in order to keep Cruz down, the crowd egged Cruz on as he slowly began to gain momentum, catching Aurora with several free right hands, and finally freeing himself with a swift elbow between Aurora's eyes, Aurora backed up, as Cruz rolled away, Upon Aurora's approach Cruz was able to low blow him, and hit an amazing hurricanranna, floating over and locking in a Dragon sleeper.

Aurora thumbed Cruz in the eye as a desperate measure, and as the two locked up, Aurora saw opportunity, shoving Cruz into the match referee, who was crushed between Cruz and mesh, leaving him down, Aurora pulled out a knuckle duster, and clocked Cruz in the head with it keeping him down, Aurora, expecting to win with his cheating variation, looked extremely unpleased, as the crowd roared, with Cruz beginning to struggle to his feet, with the referee down, Aurora exited the Asylum and grasped a steel folding chair, he clambered back into the Asylum and swung, only to miss, and find himself the victim of a spear via Troy Cruz.

Cruz picked up the chair, and cracked a kneeling Aurora in the skull with it knocking him down, Aurora and the referee began to get to their feet simultaneously , whilst Cruz plotted something, as Aurora reached his feet and looked Cruz in the eye, Cruz gave him the finger, throwing the chair into his face, and following up with a devastating overhand right punch, connecting with the chair which lashed into Aurora's face, Cruz grasped his hand, as Aurora fell motionless, a victim of "The Victory Shot". The 10 count was mandatory as the referee raised Cruz' hand in victory and Fuel's "Last Time" played once more!

WINNER: TROY CRUZ VIA KNOCKOUT

NEW CHAMPION?

"Supernova Goes Pop" by PM5K played, as Boomer McAugust walked through the curtain to a vast array of boo's and jeer's from the crowd, he took a microphone, and proceeded to call out Reno Davis, after a long, long pause…footage of Reno pushing past medics backstage aired, Reno was sporting a heavy neckbrace, and some stitched in his forehead, as he pushed groggily past the medics, Boomer smirked.

"Give it up" by the Goodmen played, and after a huge delay, Reno stumbled through the curtain looking to be in severe pain, he walked down the ramp and flung the U.K. title into the Asylum, before stepping in, and rushing Boomer with a spear, and a combination of hard right and left hand labs, this continued, with Reno landing a flurry of hard kicks, Reno stepped back, as the crowd went wild, as Reno ran however, Boomer held up the U.K. title, which connected with Reno's head, almost taking it from his shoulders.

Reno fell flat out as Boomer slammed the title down and stuck some heavy boot's to Reno's ribs, Boomer then tore the nek brace from Reno, and ran his face against the Asylum mesh, tearing the stitches from his forehead and making him bleed heavily, the crowd boo'd intensely, as Boomer told them to "Shut the Fuck up!", Reno stumbled towards him, and in one vicious moment, he kicked Reno in the gut, and hit him neck first onto the belt with "The Rage of Sin" Double underhook brainbuster, Reno lay, motionless as the referee counted a somewhat mandatory 10 count, before handing Boomer the U.K. title, Boomer held it aloft as trash began to be flung into the Asylum, paramedics rushed the Asylum and quickly carted Reno away as the show went to commercial.

NC-17© VS JASON GUNN & STEVEN GUNN
TEAM TITLES

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach played as the Asylum Team Champions, "NC-17" Graphic Violence and Silence walked through the curtains, title's around waists to a harsh response from the attending crowd, both men strode down to the Asylum, handing the belts to the ring crew as "Love Gun" by Kiss played, and the Gunn brothers, Steven and Jason strode down the isle to an eruption of cheers, closely followed by Tommy, they suddenly rushed the Asylum, exploding on Graphic Violence and Silence with a series of right hands, the momentum continued their way, as they took GV down with a double clothesline, and layed Silence out with a spiked piledriver.

Both men went to work once more, but however were slowed down, with GV smashing Jason with a hard lariat, and Silence quickly taking Steven down with an Arabian facebuster, Jason and GV continued to brawl across the ring, whilst Silence locked Steven into a sleeper hold, Jason suddenly managed to drive GV's skull into the mesh, and as Silence ran at both Steven and Jason, they both picked him up, and dropped him throat first into the mesh, Graphic Violence got to his feet, but was met with an early shock "Bullet in the head" Jason leapt from the mesh and landed a massive missile dropkick to GV's head, he slumped against the mesh, and both Steven and Jason took each of Silence's legs, and began to tip him out of the Asylum for what was rapidly looking like a shock defeat for NC-17, thing however, quickly changed, Joey Gunn ran down the isle, as Tommy stood in shock, he proceeded to enter the Asylum and immeidiately chokeslammed Jason Gunn, Graphic Violence was the next to his feet, destroying Steven Gunn with "Unsuitable for children".

The referee rang the bell declaring NC-17 the winners, and as they continued to stomp the Gunn brothers, the crowd erupted, Graphic Violence was on the receiving end of a "Gunn Shot" via Tommy Gunn, this sent GV flying out of the Asylum, and before Silence knew it, he was the next victim, feeling the recoil, and also being thrown out of the Asylum, Joey then stood nose to nose with Tommy, and the two exchanged an icy stare, until finally Jason and Steven got to their feet, standing tall behind Tommy, as the crowd went wild, with Joey slowly backing away, "Tommy Gun" by the Clash played, as the three Gunn brothers stood in the Asylum with a chorus of cheers surrounding them.

WINNERS AND STILL TEAM CHAMPIONS: NC-17 VIA KNOCKOUT

INMATE© VS RICO
ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP

Rico and Inmate are both escorted together down the aisle by several security guards. Inmate climbs into the Asylum first and gets a loud pop from the crowd as he raises the Asylum Championship in the air, as Inmate's valet, the Nurse walks down the aisle behind all the security. Rico is standing on the outside pacing around the Asylum, knowing full well that as soon as he gets in the ring, there's a chance Borst could appear. Security surround the entire ring and Rico climbs into the Asylum as the fans boo loudly. As soon as he sets foot in the Asylum, D'You Know What I Mean? begins to play over the PA system and every fan in the arena get on their feet.

All eyes are focused on the entrance way as a figure slowly emerges. It's Zoe Borst. Rico grins and turns around and begins to talk trash at the Asylum Champion. Zoe makes her way down the aisle to a chorus of boos. She's wearing a pair of shades to cover the black eye she received last week via a headbutt from her rather angry husband Pete Borst. She waves at Rico and wanders around the ringside area admiring the view of 20 strapping security guards surrounding the ring. The timekeeper rings the bell and Rico and Inmate begin to circle each other.

Suddenly, once more, D'You Know What I Mean? plays over the PA system AGAIN. This time...

It's Borst.

He strolls down the aisle wearing his usual shorts with the addition of a black t-shirt. His left arm is still in a sling, but in his right hand he has a baseball bat. The security hold their position around the ringside area as Borst stands in the middle of the aisle. Rico is having trouble concentrating on the match, knowing that Borst is ten metres from the ring, and if he enters the ring the license to kill clause comes into effect. Rico would have nowhere to run, unless he wanted to give up his chance at winning the World Title by eliminating himself via ring out. Inmate grins at Rico, knowing he has a huge psychological advantage.

Rico lunges towards Inmate, who ducks out of the way. He attempts a clothesline but Rico ducks it before knocking Inmate down with a clothesline of his own. Pete Borst is shown in the aisle, and as he says "Fuck this." he begins to march down the aisle towards the ring. The fans are all on their feet as the security crowd around the top of the aisle. Crimson Rowe, Borst's old friend that we were introduced to last week runs down the aisle and grabs Pete before he has a chance to challenge all 20 security guards to a fight. By the time Rowe has pulled Borst away, Rico has been completely distracted and planted with a DDT from Inmate.

Inmate grabs Rico and takes a deep breath before displaying amazing strength, military pressing Rico! He begins to stagger towards the edge of the Asylum ready to throw Rico out, but Rico manages to slide out, but is met with a superkick as soon as he touches the floor. The crowd cheers as Inmate stands over Rico.

Inmate glances outside the Asylum to see Zoe Borst shouting encouragement to Rico. He looks at the opposite side of the Asylum to see the Nurse smiling at him, and then he glances at the aisle. Borst's not there. He looks around the Asylum to see Borst wandering around the Asylum in front of the security guards. Inmate shakes his head at Borst, but he just ignores Inmate.

Meanwhile, Rico has managed to crawl away from Inmate and has a hold of the referee shouting at him. Zoe Borst grabs a steel chair and is about to climb into the Asylum! Pete looks across the Asylum at her and raises his eyebrows for a moment before sitting on the announce table, tapping the baseball bat on the side of the table. JPP and CaLLouS are visibly uncomfortable with Borst sitting just inches away from them.

Suddenly some screaming comes from across the Asylum, and Nurse has a handful of Zoe's hair and pulls her out of the Asylum. A cat fight quickly ensues, with Nurse and Zoe tearing at each other's hair, screaming and shouting. Inmate shouts at Nurse, "NOW!" and Nurse reaches into her pocket pulling out a knife! Zoe begins to scream at the security as Nurse is crouched over her. The security guards suddenly rush over to the pull Nurse away and take away her knife, and Borst sees his opportunity to strike. He quickly climbs into the Asylum, and as soon as Inmate sees him in there, he promptly makes his way to the opposite side of the Asylum to Pete. The referee sees Borst in the ring at the same time as Rico, and literally dives out of the Asylum.

The security have managed to pull Nurse away from Zoe, and have dispossessed her of a RUBBER knife. The security don't dare go near the ring, and everyone in the arena is on their feet. Silences fills the arena as Borst, baseball bat in hand slowly approaches Rico, who's on his hands and knees peering up at Borst. Pete raises the bat in the air, and Inmate suddenly has a change of heart shouting "NO!"

As he does, Rowe climbs into the Asylum and grabs Pete from behind. Pete instinctively turns around and swings the baseball bat at pull pelt. WHACK! Right on Crimson Rowe's knee. The bat breaks into two and Pete throws the other half down to the mat. Meanwhile, Rico has scrambled out of the Asylum and is half way up the aisle with Zoe, as Borst looks down at Rowe who's in agony after having his knee smashed by Borst. Inmate runs over to Rowe as Pete swears to himself a few times before climbing out of the Asylum and slowly making his way down the aisle looking pissed off, and at the same time slightly distraught. EMT's rush down the aisle past him as the security guards follow Borst down the aisle.

WINNER AND STILL ASYLUM CHAMPION: INMATE VIA RINGOUT

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