JUST SANE© VS CHRIS CREDIBLE
T.V. TITLE

"Teething" by the Deftones played as the crowd gave a decent reaction for Chris Credible, who leapt through the curtain wearing his new trademark "Dude" shirt, he pranced down to the Asylum, no sooner had he reached it, than "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath began to play, Just Sane walked through the curtain, with a table tucked under his arm, T.V. title around his waist, wearing the same blood soaked shirt as he was seen in last week, he stared at Credible, who now sported a nervous gaze, Sane smiled strangely, before suddenly rushing down the the Asylum, hurling the table in and rushing at Credible, Credible ran in fear, but suddenly stopped, as Sane's momentum took himself past Credible, running gut first into the Asylum, and finding himself victim of a Credible bulldog, instantly busting open the scar sitting above Sane's eye, Credible leapt on Sane's back as he began to stand.

The crowd laughed as Credible began to scream, with Sane shaking violently, trying to get Credible from his back, however, Sane's momentum soon stopped, as Credible locked in a sleeper, and slowly began to wear him down, Credible took Sane to the ground, tightening the sleeper in what was slowly becoming his best Asylum bout as of yet, suddenly however, Sane came back to life, and in a fit of rage, nailed Credible between the eyes, and began to stand, Credible still hung onto his back as he stood, but wasn't there for long, with Sane reeling back, and crushing Credible into the mesh, Credible let go, as Sane turned and hammered him with a clothesline, Credible hung onto the Asylum for dear life, as Sane ran to put him out, he swung out of the way, forcing Sane to run head on into the rim of the Asylum, Credible locked in a german suplex, and slammed Sane to the mat with it, before spinning and placing Sane in a "Credibility Check" Cloverleaf, before proceeding to shout "Give it up dude, I rule". This however was greeted with a power out by Sane, who stood to his feet and slammed Kenny down with a hard clothesline, followed by several stiff kicks, Suddenly however, another figure raced down the isle.

Kenny Rock.

Kenny however didn't make it to the Asylum, as on the way down, he was met by a chair to the skull, via Kid Jive, who leapt from the crowd and interrupted Kenny's run, Jive hit the ring, and proceeded to stare down Sane, suddenly however, the two began to brawl, trading vicious blows, Credible got to his feet, and walked over to the two along with the match referee, Credible and the referee tried to prize the two apart but were met simultaneously with fists to the face, Credible fell flat on his back motionless, as did the referee, but the crowd were cheering, because something else was happening. A figure was slowly making his was through the crowd, a monstrosity of a man, with one eye completely red, and the other white, several piercings and tattoos, all 6'8" and 283½ pounds of pure hate walked through the crowd, who acknowledged his presence with a huge ovation, he strode over the guard rail, and Into the Asylum, the brawling Jive and Sane failing to spot him, he took the table which Sane had earlier brought to the Asylum, and propped it up, before suddenly approaching Jive, grasping him by the throat, and hurling him out of the Asylum! Sane looked the man in the eye before approaching him, the huge figure looked Sane back in the eye, but suddenly reached out, grasping him by the head with an Iron Claw hold, suddenly, Sane found himself in the air, as the figure lifted him by the head, and spiked him to the mat!

Sane lay motionless, but the ordeal was far from over, with the figure suddenly tightening the claw hold, and lifting him again, turning in the air, and drilling him through the set up table! The crowd gasped, as Sane lay motionless! The huge figure stood, smiling at the damage he had caused, Jive began to get to his feet on the outside, but was back down again, as Kenny Rock flattened him with a chairshot, Suddenly however, there was movement in the ring, Credible was leaping around, T.V. title in hand, the referee had awoken, seeing the unconscious Sane, and awarded Chris Credible the match, Credible leapt for joy. "I rule! I RULE! Who's laughing now huh? T.V. Champion baby! That's right, I rock…I ROCK!". Credible approached the huge figure, and tried to hug him, the huge figure however grasped him the the throat, and lifted him, Credible managed to suirm out the words "Ouch Asshole" before Kenny hit the ring, and with the words "Put him down Manson" Credible was dropped to the ground, Credible leapt to his feet, holding is T.V. title high, "Dammit Chris, don't you remember anything I tell you" Kenny Rock said, a stern look on his face, Credible pauses, before finally remembering, throwing the T.V. title down, falling on his back, and grabbing his leg, pulling it towards his head. "What the hell are you doing?" Kenny said in a perplexed fashion. "Im trying to get my heel over my face! DUH!". Kenny sighed. "Over AS a face Chris, over AS a face!". Credible stopped. "Well Yeah! See…im got my heel over my face, so not only did I do that, but im also the T.V. champion, I RULE!". A disgruntled Kenny looked at Credible. "Just get up, Manson, help us get Sane in the back."

The figure, "Sanity Assassin" Adam Manson to be more precise, once again grabbed Sane by the head in an Iron Claw, and proceeded to drag him to the back, as Kenny and Credible followed, Credible now wearing the T.V. title around his waist…the wrong way around, the camera's followed them to the back, where a limo waited, engine running, Kenny opened the trunk as Adam Manson hurled Sane in, and slammed it shut. Suddenly the silence was broken. "Woah dudes, is this like, my celebratory limo, you dude's rule! Not as much as me, cuz im T.V. champ, but your still both cool, is there champagne in the back? Huh….HUH? How about stuff, is there stuff in there too, c'mon fella's, lets go!" Credible leapt into the back of the limo, shortly followed By Kenny, and Manson, the door closed, and the limo sped away.

WINNER AND NEW T.V. CHAMPION: CHRIS CREDIBLE VIA KNOCKOUT

TOMMY GUNN VS SILENCE

"Tommy Gun" by the Clash played, and the crowd filling Madison Square Garden rose to their feet, Tommy Gunn strode down to the Asylum with a look of purpose in his eye for the coming match tonight, in the knowledge that should he lose, he would have to face his own brother, Joey Gunn in exactly one weeks time, Tommy appeared to have a million thoughts rushing through his head as the pause between his enterance and Silence's enterance occurred, however, the thoughts on his mind vanished, as "Dragula" by Rob Zombie played, and Silence marched through the curtain, also with a purposeful look in his eye, in the knowledge that he had earlier states that he would put his own career on the line in this match, Silence hit the Asylum, and the tension built, each man standing nose to nose in the very same arena where many vital bouts had taken place before, the tension finally broke, putting the crowd into fever pitch as both men hammered into each other with vicious hateful rights and lefts, Neither man backing down as Madison Square garden exploded.

Gunn seemed to take advantage, getting three square shots in, however Silence responded, with a stiff kick to the gut, and two shots to the face, Silence whipped Gunn to the mesh, and followed up by clotheslining him across the throat, Silence whipped Tommy again, but the crowd exploded, as Gunn slammed on the breaks, and smashed the running silence with a "Gunshot" spear, knocking Silence off his feet and to the ground, Tomym continued the motion, landing on Silence and pounding him about the head with hard rights and lefts, finally hitting him with an elbow to the nose, bringing on the blood, Silence struck back, thumbing Tommy in the eye and pushing him off, Tommy got to his feet, rubbing his eye, he didn't however keep track of Silence, who veered behind him and dropkicked his knee from beneath him, Gunn hit the mat, but was soon on his knees, hitting an approaching Silence with punched to the ribs, before finally pulling him down by his hair into a Heabutt, Silence reeled back, but as Gunn ran, attempting another Gunshot spear, however this time, Silence leapt, leaving Gunn to fly through his legs and hit the Asylum mesh at tremendous force, busting the top of his head wide open, Gunn fell back, as Silence kicked and stomped him on the way down, seemingly losing the battle, things got worse for Gunn, as a familiar tune rang through Madison Square Garded.

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach

The crowd exploded into a vast array of boo's as Asylum champion, Graphic Violence walked down the isle, title around his waist and microphone in hand. "How the mighty have fallen." He began, with a snigger. "You know, I don't know what im supposed to do with you next, I add my little stipulation to this match, and still your getting beaten around the ring like a pussy." The crowd boo'ed intensely, with Gunn now surely able to hear GV, despite Silence still attacking. "Well, lets see how you like this one F-----, im changing the stipulation, if you lose this match, it wont be you facing Joey next Sunday, it'll be your little faggot brothers!" GV finished, as "Last Resort" played again, and GV left, Gunn heard the mention of hiw brothers however, and something inside appeared to snap, Silence was atop of him, when suddenly he lifted him into the air, and dropped him face first into the Asylum rim!

Silence swayed backwards, as Gunn got to his feet, spearing Silence down with his second "Gunnshot" of the match, slashing Silence down, the crowd however weren't cheering this, due to the fact that Joey Gunn was making his way down the isle, chair in hand, Tommy Kicked Silence in the gut, as Joey clambered the steps, and as Tommy went for "The Recoil" he saw Joey, and suddenly froze, giving Silence enough time to push him directly into a chairshot from Joey that near decapitated him! Tommy fell the the ground, bleeding now more than ever, as Joey walked back up the ramp to the sight of his smiling father, Joseph, meanwhile, Silence had locked in "The Silent Treatment", and for fear of the unconscious Gunn's safety, the referee called for the bell, giving Silence the victory, "Dragula" by Rob Zombie played, as somewhere deep inside Tommy, the thought of his Brothers facing Joey next week was present.

WINNER: SILENCE VIA SUBMISSION

THE CHAMP SPEAKS

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays over the P.A. system and the newly crowned Asylum Champion makes his way to the ring much to the dislike of the fans. The louder the fans boo'd him, the more he smiled. Graphic Violence gets much pleasure out of the discomfort of others. He gets in the ring, title slung over his shoulder and raises his hand in the air to tell the fans to lower their voices.

"Thank you, thank you. You're cheers bring such happiness to my heart." GV smiles, but the fans just boo louder.

"Now let me get down to business. I told you all it was gonna happen, and non of you believed me. But as you can see, I am Asylum Champion...and that's how it's going to be for quite some time."

It's true, he could be champion for as long as he wished. Not because of his fighting skills, but due to teh fact that he is still 50% owner of the company. The fans knew this, the wrestlers knew this and so did Joe. Many belive that Joe has given up on trying to stop GV. He's been virtually non-existant for the past three weeks, and GV addresses that situation.

GV smirks. "You know, I always knew Joe was a coward." The fans once again boo. "If he really wanted to stop me from becoming Asylum Champion he could of. But he knew that if he did that, that I WOULD put him six feet under. The game is over between Joe and I. He'll run his half of the company how he sees fit, and I'll do the same. He's come to realize that I can not be stopped, that NO MAN can keep me down..."

Although the fans didn't like him, they sort of cheered for him.

Suddenly, Pete Borst stepped out from behind the curtain unannounced and probably unwanted for the second time that night.

"What the f*ck!? Borst, how dare you come out here and interrupted me like this! I'm the Asylum Champion, I'm part owner and I will not...PUT UP WITH BULLS*IT LIKE THIS!!" GV screams as he loses his cool.

Borst has a mic in hand his usual emotionless expression. He raises the mic to his lips and says, "I bet you ten quid I could keep you down."

GV stares at Borst and grins. "Yeah Borst, whatever."

"I bet you ten quid I could keep you down." Borst repeats it. His facial expression hasn't changed, and he just stands half way down the aisle. GV doesn't respond and just looks at Borst.

"I bet you ten quid I could keep you down."

"What the f*ck are you talking about Borst?"

"What's the matter V-man. Don't you speak English? Or do you only speak yank? One more time. I bet you ten quid I could keep you down."

GV is beginning to get angry. "Borst, get the f*ck out of here. I was trying to address my thousands of fans." The fans boo and GV grins.

"Whoa, they almost hate you as much as me. Anyway, I bet you ten quid I could keep you down."

Borst seemed to have repeated the phrase enough now, and GV has a look of pure hatred and anger. He looks Pete right in the eyes and with no hesitation says "OK Borst, you want it you got it. There's no way you can keep me down, so how about you try right here right now? You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into."

The fans begin to cheer at the prospect of Borst and GV getting on. Pete looks at GV and cocks his head to one side.

"You know... there was no mention of WHEN I'd keep you down. The bet was simply ten quid if I can keep you down. No mention of when pal, none what so ever. And GV, me thinks you're the one who has no idea of what you've got yourself into."

Pete nods at GV. "Easy money. Oh and one more thing GV... Fffffff..." Borst pauses and looks around for a moment.

"Bah."

Pete sticks two fingers up at GV and walks off leaving the champ irate in the ring.

CAT FIGHT

The actions quickly changes, showing something happening backstage. It's Zoe and Nurse.

Zoe- 'Why don't you shut the hell up and get out of my face!'

Nurse- 'All I wanna know is where Borst is and why he hit Tyler!'

With that, Zoe shoves Nurse back and grabs her by the hair. Just as she starts shaking Nurse, the Inmate gets there.

Inmate grabs Zoe and forces her to let go of Nurse.

Inmate- 'What the hell's going on!'

Questions Inmate as he lets Zoe go and she takes a few steps back, still ready to attack Nurse.

Inmate- 'Where's Borst!'

Voice- 'Get the fuck off Zoe NOW.'

Inmate turns and sees Pete Borst who hasn't been around all week! Inmate shoves him with one hand.

Inmate- 'Hey asshole! Where the hell have you been?!'

Nurse- 'Yeah and why do you care about Zoe! I thought she was with Rico now?!'

Borst- 'Yeah right. Now bugger off.'

Inmate- 'Bugger off? Zoe's the one who grabbed Nurse. Why doesn't she try that in the Asylum in a mixed tag match!'

Borst- 'Whoa, genius Tyler. Genius. But how about we don't. I can't be fucked, so lets just Zoe and Nurse fight. And if that bitch goes anywhere near my wife again, I'll shove a shiteball stick up every fucking orifice that slapper has.'

With that Borst grabs Zoe's arm and the two walk away, as Inmate stands there in anger, with the Nurse.

NICODEMUS© VS DEICIDE
EXTREME TITLE

"Enslave the astral fortress" by Naglfar played throughout MSG, as Deicide made his way down the the Asylum to chorus of boo's from the crowd, with him he brought a shopping cart, filled with assorted objects for his upcoming Extreme title match.

The extreme title, which debuted at last week's pay per view, was instantly taken by Nicodemus, who thrived in the knock out only match rulings, where the knockout can be gained anywhere in the arena, and sure enough, as "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot played, Nicodemus made his appearance, Extreme title around his waist, a barbed wire Kendo stick in one hand, and a chair in the other, both of which he raised into the air to the crowds delight, he walked slowly down to the Asylum, before tossing the chair, and the Kendo stick into it, however, no sooner had he taken the title from around his waist, and entered the Asylum, than he was under attack from Deicide, who saw opportunity, wheeling the cart of objects into Nico, and crushing him between cart and Asylum.

Deicide backed off and Nico was free, However Deicide was soon upon him again, bashing him in the head with a trash can, beating him down to one knee, Nico however fought out, and as Deicide hurled the trash can, Nico caught it, and hurled it back, the shot connecting with Deicide's head, Deicide fell back, but soon scrambled to his feet as he saw Nicodemus approaching, however, he didn't move with enough haste, And found himself lifted into a throat toss, before Nico proceeded to amaze the Madison Square Garden crowd, tossing him over and out of the Asylum, and through the announce table!

Deicide moved groggily to his feet, somewhat amazed at the sudden rush of Power from Nico, and began to crawl away as Nico closely followed, Deicide reached the isle, and got to his feet, reaching over and grabbing a table from an area of the crowd, he tipped various food and other contents from it, before using it to smash a running Nico in the ribs, Nico doubled over, as Deicide climbed the Asylum steps, making a sudden leap, and slamming the table into Nico's head as he stood, Nico went down, as Deicide set the table up at the base of the steps, before grabbing Nico by the hair, and slamming his skull into the steps with a sickening thud, Deicide scaled the steps, and wowed the crowd, who gasped, as he leapt, and Bulldogged Nico through the table and the the ground.

Nico lay in the wreckage of the table, as Deicide went to the ring, digging through the shopping cart, he pulled out a breeze block, lifting it above his head, and turning to bring it down on Nico, greeted however, by a surprise. Deicide turned, but the breeze block he had lifted was met by a chair, Via Nicodemus, Nico's chairshot brought the breeze block down onto Deicide's head, shattering it all over, Deicide hit the ground with a thud, as Nico slammed the chair down onto him, Deicide lay motionless, as Nic took the barbed wire cane, and brought it down across Deicide's back several times, tearing his shirt and skin, before the cane finally snapped, Nico himself rummaged through the contents of the cart, pulling out a crate, and smashing that over the skull of Deicide, who toppled over and out of the Asylum, Deicide slowly got to his feet, now bleeding from his forehead, the arena however has fallen into a strange hush, this was because Nico had lifted the cart into the air, and and unwary Deicide didn't see it hurtling towards him, finally connecting with him, and knocking him backwards.

Nico clambered out of the Asylum, and Grabbed the extreme title, however this was only a hindrance, as Deicide somehow mustered the power to dropkick it into Nico's face, Busting him open, Nico fell, as Deicide picked up the Extreme title,and began to make an exit, Nico however got to his feet, and followed Deicide up the isle, wheeling the cart with Him, Deicide turned, but was victim of a cart shot to the ribs, as he doubled over, Nico lifted him into a crucifix, and to the amazement of the crowd, dropped him into the cart with Armageddon, this however was not the end.

As Nico looked over the brim of the ramp, down to the tables and monitors below, before a sadistic grin, several crew men began to flee, as Nico wheeled the shopping cart over the edge, Deicide still inside, the crowd gasped as the cart went off, crashing through the tables below, EMT's flocked to Deicide's aid, as Nicodemus raised the Extreme title high, the show went to commercial as "Wait and Bleed" played once more.

WINNER AND STILL EXTREME CHAMPION: NICODEMUS VIA KNOCKOUT

ZOE BORST VS NURSE

It's times like these when you wonder what the Asylum is coming to. The main event of the Sunday Show pits Zoe Borst and the Nurse against each other in the Asylum, in what promises to be a gripping cat fight.

Nurse comes out to the Asylum accompanied by Inmate. She's wearing some ver revealing attire that perks up the crowd somewhat. Next enters Zoe Borst, alone. Pete is no-where to be seen, suggesting that he is scared of Inmate? That's unlikely to the be case. It's likely that Pete has something up his sleeve. First he turns down an opportunity to fight Inmate, and now he's not even at ringside for the bout.

The bell sounds, and Zoe shows that she is easily the tougher gal of the two, spearing Nurse and begins to slap at her face viciously. The match has only been going a minute, when Rico, Pete Borst's partner in crime, appears from the crowd. The fans begin to stir, and Inmate notices Rico climb into the Asylum. Inmate follows and grabs Rico from begind, but Zoe low blows Inmate and Rico throws him out of the Asylum.

As if you couldn't predict who would turn up next, Pete Borst, shiteball stick/baseball bat in hand, and he climbs into the Asylum. The fans are making a lot of fuss now. Borst stands over Nurse, and Zoe quickly climbs out of the Asylum, and Rico keeps his distance.

The fans are getting excited and scared as Borst begins to point at Nurse and shout. Rico shouts at Pete, "C'mon Pete! Only 3 more after this one!" Pete glances over to Rico and suddenly the fans begin to make some noise. Zoe shouts at Pete to look out, and Pete automatically assumes Inmate is in the ring. As Pete feels an arm on his shoulder, he turns around and swings the shiteball stick viciously making contact with someone's head! But it's not Inmate.

Zoe shrieks and climbs into the Asylum and runs over to the man. The guy is built like a tank and has a clean shaven head, which is now a bright shade of red. Rico shouts at Pete, "KILL HER! DO IT NOW!"

Pete looks down at Nurse and then glances over to Zoe who's crying and shouting to get help. Pete throws down the bat and looks angry and upset. He climbs out of the Asylum and wanders down the aisle as EMT's head towards the ring. They slow down as they see Borst coming towards them.

"What the fuck are you slowly down for? Go help Zoe's brother in law."

WINNER: NO CONTEST

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